Name: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Stop Forwarding That Craps to Me ("Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:22:42.000Z
Duration: 5 min 42 s
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Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass

And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.

You say, "We've got to treasure each moment."

Who knows how long we're gonna be around?

Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short

And it's hard to disagree with what you say.

But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?

Cause I'm always reading; always deleting

Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!

Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns

With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.

You're sending virus laden mail with log-in attachments

You pass around a link to some dumb thing on You Tube

That everybody else already saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.

And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends

But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes

And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.

No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.

Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant

And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.

Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!

Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that????

And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin!

And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.

And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your letter along!!

Well I know you're wishin' I will sign your petition

And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories

And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now

Cause you never figured out the way to BCC!

Now, I got to insist. TAKE ME OFF OF YOUR LIST!

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Just stop it now.)

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Oh, nooo)

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!)

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (You gotta stop!)

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)

(At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)

DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! DON'T SEND IT TO ME!!!!

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Stop Forwarding That Craps to Me ("Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me)

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