What can we say.

I mean, you inspire us, Mr. Frond.

And I should probably just continue to do that.

This year, everyone will be reading

from an 88-stanza epic poem called, "The Pilgrim's Picnic."

Oh, it sounds great, Mr. Frond.

Everyone likes stanzas.

I mean, they kind of do.

Right.

Right?

You seem pretty confident.

After all, it's just your reputation.

No biggie.

Sounds like you don't need our play, so see you later.

Well, well, just out of curiosity, what is your play?

It's called, "The Quirky Turkey."

It's based on an original short story by me.

Oh.

Is it erotic?

Suggestive situations.

I'm cutting back on implied nudity.

OK.

Not a good start.

Picture this.

An underdog story about a turkey.

And under turkey.

Who wears glasses.

It's a metaphor for self-esteem and community.

Oh.

I like that. - Yeah.

We knew you would.

What about music?

My plays always have music.

It makes the whole thing more musical.

And that's why we've brought Gene

on as our musical director.

You did?

Oh.

Yes.

Now, I remember.

You absolutely did.

I'm still not entirely convinced.

That's because you have high standards.

And we love that.

And that's why we want you to be our executive producer.

Oh.

What does an executive producer do?

Basically, you accept awards and give interviews.

I can do that.

I'd be great at that. - Yeah.

You just say things like, they said it would never work,

but look at us now.

Oh, that's good.

What if I said, this is a real passion project for me.

- Perfect. - Nice.

Super cool.

So, uh, Mr. Frond, what do you say?

Belcher children, you have my permission

to put on "The Quirky Turkey."

ALL: Yay!

Let's get to quirk.