Linda?

Did you get it?

[laughs] I got it!

Woo! Yes!

What are you--

what are you guys talking about?

The bake sale, the Wagstaff School bake sale.

What am I talking about?

Oh, right.

You-- you-- you know about that?

Yeah, Linda told me about it.

She ran it three years ago, and Colleen Caviello tagged

it to make Linda look bad.

Yeah, she went behind my back and told

everyone to bring banana bread, so we

had nothing but banana bread.

Oh, right.

I looked like an idiot.

You did.

And ever since then, Colleen's taken

it over and run the bake sale like it's

her own exclusive club.

But now, it's Linda's turn again.

Yeah, Mr. Frond called last night.

I'm going to show Mean Colleen Cavi-smello how it's done.

So wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

Back up.

You new last night? - Yeah.

And you didn't call me?

Um--

That's fine.

I was up thinking about it.

But that's fine.

Oh, yeah.

[phone rings]

Bob's Burgers.

This is Linda.

Mr. Frond!

You must be calling about the bake sale.

I was thinking we could do a theme

like masquerade or Vegas, baby!

Oh, no.

OK.

One of us will be right there.

Louise is in big trouble, and one of us

has to go down to the office.

Oh, OK.

You?

Yeah, me.

I just got the bake sale.

I am not going to lose it because one of our kids

is a delinquent. - Right.

You've worked too hard, Linda.

You've come too far.

Do not lose this!

- OK, OK, I'm not. - Don't lose it!

- I'm not. - Where's your keys?

Do you have everything? - Oh, my keys.

My keys. Oh, I got them.

They're in my purse. - OK, wait, wait, wait.

Let me fix you hair. - I've got to go.

I got to go. - OK.

OK, go!