Hugo, what are you doing here?

Hi, Ron. - Hi, everybody.

Ron!

Oh, sorry.

Truth or dare, Bob?

Ooh, dare.

Yeah, dare dad to kiss Teddy.

On the lips this time.

Oh, you were supposed to pick truth.

Your menu clearly states that you

serve USDA prime beef, true?

Uh, yes Hugo, we do serve USDA prime beef.

Wrong!

We have photographs of a certain vendor entering your restaurant

with a box of meat.

Bob, what do you know what the term meat fraud means?

Is it when you try to buy something at a store,

but instead a money you use meat?

No!

Is it when instead of paying your taxes

you send the government a ham?

No!

Meat fraud is the illegal misrepresentation

of one protein for another.

I'm pro teen.

Go teens!

Wait, Hugo, what are you saying?

I'm saying that the beef inside that box

wasn't beef at all.

It was horse!

[dramatic music] - Horse?

Oh my god.

Ha, ha, ha--

Ah, don't feed a guy a horse, Bobby.

Calm down, it's OK.

Deep breaths. Deep.

[gasp]

OK, not like that.

[gurgle]

No.

[gasp]

That's it, there she is.

I have no other option but to shut you down.

Hugo, I swear I didn't know.

Well, there is one other option.

I thought you just said there was no other option.

You assist Ron and myself in our undercover sting

investigation of the meat vendor Jack Conway.

If you want to save your restaurant,

you're wearing a wire, and you're working for us, Bob.

I believe it's called rocking a wire.

No, it's wearing a wire.

It could be both.

He's wearing and he's rocking it.

No, you wear it.

I wear a hat, but I rock the hat I wear!