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  • Now, some of you guys might have seen lessons that I've done before about sex with Ronnie.

  • Guess what?

  • As much as I like to teach you about sex and all its fun, there is a very, very serious

  • side to sex that I want to talk to you about.

  • This is a public service announcement.

  • No guitars, but we're going to talk about safe sex with me.

  • Hi. Safe sex basically means preventing two things, the first one is present-...

  • Preventing unwanted pregnancy, that means not having a baby.

  • So, we know, hopefully, that if you have sex (intercourse) there's a nice chance that you

  • can have a baby.

  • But maybe you're a little too young to have a baby.

  • Maybe you don't want a baby.

  • Maybe having a baby would really mess up your life.

  • So, we're going to go through two very important things, one is birth control, and the other

  • one even I think more important than birth control is not dying because or not getting

  • very sick because you have contracted or gotten what's called an STD.

  • "STD" means a sexually-transmitted disease.

  • We have a lot of these.

  • I'm going to teach you the name of some of them, the slang of some of them.

  • You'll hear them in movies.

  • But most importantly, I want you to not get these.

  • Please, do these little things to help you, even if you're really drunk.

  • When you go to a pharmacy or you go to a place to get things, like condoms or something to

  • help you, do not be ashamed, do not be scared.

  • You are protecting yourself, and you are protecting your partner.

  • There is no shame in protecting yourself and not dying.

  • So, no matter what your culture was in your country, no matter what your parents think

  • - you want to protect yourself, so please.

  • "She won't get sick if you cover your dick."

  • This means: Wear a condom.

  • Come on.

  • It takes two seconds, just flip that on and you're ready to pounce.

  • Rawr.

  • So, wear a condom, guys.

  • Do it. It's easy, it's fun.

  • There's many different flavours, you can get different colours, they can glow in the dark,

  • condoms, wear one.

  • You're not going to have to have a baby you don't want and you're not going to get a disease,

  • hopefully. So, ladies, this is for you.

  • Unfortunately, if we get pregnant we're the ones that have to keep the baby and the men

  • disappear and have their fun, but we're stuck with the baby.

  • So, most of the forms of birth control, this means stopping to have a child, are for women

  • because it's our responsibility, it's our body.

  • No matter what anyone says, you have control of your body, not anyone else.

  • So, we have many different methods that we can use to control if we have a baby, if we don't.

  • Now, the most popular one, it's been around for a long time, it's called "the pill".

  • The pill is a pill, like a tablet that we take every day and it prevents us getting

  • pregnant because it prevents the eggs from coming into the uterus and making contact

  • with the sperm.

  • I'll explain all that later, but basically it's called the pill and it prevents us from

  • getting pregnant. Yes.

  • Another one like the pill is called "the patch".

  • Now, the pill has been around since the 1960s in America.

  • The patch is fairly new.

  • It's basically a sticker you put on your body, and hormones are released into your body,

  • and again, it prevents you from making the eggs, so the sperm and the eggs don't make

  • contact and don't have a baby.

  • We have another thing called "the morning after pill".

  • Now, this is different than the birth control pill because the morning after pill is taken

  • the morning after you have sex or intercourse.

  • So let's say that you didn't use a condom and you are not on any birth control-this

  • happens, no problem-you can go to the pharmacy, you can go to the drugstore, you can go to

  • the doctor and you can ask for the morning after pill.

  • Again, this will stop any further egg and sperm connections, it's 100% legal, reliable,

  • and safe.

  • So do it, even if you feel embarrassed.

  • It's better to be embarrassed for 10 seconds than have a baby for the rest of your life

  • that you can't take care of.

  • So, believe me, the morning after pill is perfectly fine.

  • It has many names, like: "Plan-B" or "the emergency pill".

  • But if you just go to the pharmacy and ask for the morning after pill, you're set, you're

  • good, you're like: "Yay, I can do this!"

  • Then we get into more drugs, and different ways that we can prevent having babies.

  • So, there's something called "Depo-Provera".

  • Depo-Provera, we in slang, call "the shot".

  • It's an injection, which means they inject hormones into your body of progestin.

  • And this is a hormone that stops ovulation.

  • "Ovulation" means your eggs start to produce and go into your body where they're ready

  • to meet the sperm of their dreams and have a baby.

  • So what happens is if you take these hormones, your eggs will not produce and you cannot

  • have a baby, hopefully.

  • We also have something called "an I.U.D." this is an "intrauterine device".

  • That's hard to say.

  • So, an intrauterine device or I.U.D., we make it easier, we actually insert it in the uterus...

  • The uterus is the part of your body where you can produce the child.

  • And it's put there by a doctor.

  • Okay? You're not having your best friend help you out with this.

  • You're going to go to the doctor or a clinic and they're going to put a device inside of

  • you that, again, will stop ovulation so you don't have...

  • So you won't have a baby.

  • This one can last anywhere from three to 10 years, so if you want to have a child you

  • can have the device removed, and you can then have a baby.

  • So these things are really, really good.

  • They are not permanent.

  • You stop it when you decide to, not anybody else.

  • Not your doctor, it's all you.

  • Another thing, we have, like...

  • This is called "the ring", and the ring, it's a...

  • Looks like a plastic circle, and I think the doctor name is NuvaRing, it has hormones again

  • and what happens is it, again, prevents the egg and the sperm contact.

  • This ring you put in and take out once a month, so it's a bit more work, but all of these

  • have proven to be quite effective to prevent an unwanted child.

  • Another thing that we have is called "a sponge", and a sponge, it's like a soft material that

  • you can put inside of you before you have sex, and there's something called "spermicide"...

  • Spermicide is a gel or a foam that will actually kill the sperm.

  • Now, "sperm" are what men have, they look like little fish, they're little, white fish,

  • sperm, and those are the things that will connect with your egg and the miracle of birth will happen.

  • So, a sponge has spermicides or a gel that will kill the sperms.

  • It's cool, we don't want them to live.

  • There's lots of them, we don't like them.

  • And the other thing we have is called "a diaphragm".

  • A diaphragm, some people call it, like, a female condom, but it basically creates a

  • barrier, so again the sperm and the eggs, they never meet.

  • They're just strangers passing in the night having a good time.

  • Women, ladies, these are many choices that we have to protect ourselves.

  • Unfortunately, all of these things will not prevent sexually-transmitted diseases.

  • Guys, that's where I'm talking to you.

  • You have one very important thing, and it is, again, "a condom".

  • A condom is square...

  • I don't have one here, I should have brought one, and you open it up, and you put it on

  • your penis and you can go all night.

  • Okay?

  • And it will prevent you becoming a father and it will also prevent STDs.

  • So, another option is a spermicide.

  • A lot of condoms have a spermicide in them so that it will kill the gel.

  • I've just decided that the condom god has blessed me with a condom.

  • Thank you, condom god.

  • This is a condom.

  • It's Durex, oo, we're doing brand names here.

  • So, if you don't know how to use one of these, I suggest you find the videos on YouTube and

  • check it out.

  • They are really important.

  • They might even save your life.

  • Don't ever be embarrassed to go to a store, a pharmacy, or ask someone, ask a friend if

  • they have one of these because this little guy, mm, your best friends, guys.

  • Use it.

  • A very drastic thing you can do, guys, if you never want to have children is get what's

  • called a "vasectomy".

  • So, a vasectomy is basically sterilization where you can never have children again because

  • the sperm die inside, and they will never, ever reach the egg because they don't produce

  • sperm to reach the egg.

  • We can also have this operation, it's called...

  • Something, I forget what it's called for girls.

  • I'll think about it and I'll tell you later, but guys, you can have a vasectomy.

  • This means...

  • A lot of men choose to have a vasectomy after they have children, and they decide:

  • "Do you know what?

  • My wife and I don't want any more children, we have one partner, we don't have to worry

  • about using condoms.

  • We don't want any more babies, so we're going to get a vasectomy."

  • Women, ladies, we have the same thing and we can get our "tubes tied".

  • So, tubes are little things that connect our eggs to our uterus.

  • Getting the tubes tied means they cut the tubes so our eggs won't travel anymore.

  • And this is an option, it's almost permanent for us.

  • Now, the most important thing when you use this condom is to prevent something called

  • "sexually-transmitted diseases" or "STDs".

  • STDs are just the easier way to say "sexually-transmitted diseases".

  • So, this is a short list of some very common STDs.

  • We have "chlamydia", which we call "the clap".

  • We have "Hepatitis B", which in slang we call "hep B".

  • We have "herpes", "HIV", which can become "AIDS", we have "syphilis", "crabs" or "lice".

  • Ew, what?

  • What?

  • You eat crabs, so crabs or lice are little insects that live in your pubic hair of dirty,