- And yet you were given this. - I was--

But it's the "Beautiful Woman on the Inside" issue.

Like, there's, like, three dots.

Then you open; it goes, "Beautiful woman

on the inside."

- Yeah.

Well, you are beautiful on the inside and the outside.

- Only when hair and makeup come--

Three hours of-- Yeah, no, yeah.

- That's not true. - No, it's very true.

- I've seen you without hair and makeup before.

- You've seen me without hair? - I have.

[laughter]

Remember that time? - I do remember that time.

Was that after the pepper or before the pepper?

Oh, yeah. - Yeah, remember that?

- Yeah, remember that. - Good times.

- Good times. - Yeah.

Well, you offered. You said you could eat a pepper.

- Do they--she-- there was a thing.

She was like, "Stick your hand in a basket.

There's a snake." No big deal.

And then it was like, "Eat this pepper,"

and I said, "Oh, I'll eat this pepper."

And so I ate the pepper, and then she goes,

"You know what that was," and it was apparently

the hottest pepper in the whole world.

Like, this--you know. - Right.

- And then-- - That was the other cover.

both: "The Hottest Pepper in the Whole World."

Yeah.

- And then the best advice she gave me--

You came in the dressing room, and you said--

You remember this?

You said, "Tap. Don't wipe."

And I go, "What does that mean?"

[laughter]

- What are you talking about?

- Have you ever eaten a pepper

with such gravitas like that?

What happens hours later requires tapping and not wiping.

- First--first of all--

- I'm just saying, I never heard that before.

- I know myself, and I know I forget a lot of things.

I know I'm getting older. - Should we run the clip?

- I have never said, "Tap, not wipe."

Never in my--

- Well, then someone you were standing next to said it,

because you came in with a smile,

and you were so happy.

- 'Cause I clunked you over the head

with a broken bottle-- over your head too.

Remember that? As you took a bit of the pepper.

- Yeah. - Do we have the clip now?

We'll find it.

This was--really? Season four.

- Season four. - Your idea.

- Now, how's my hair?

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God.

[dramatic music]

Wow.

[cheers and applause]

The only other thing I want to do

is break this over your head.

Come on.

[cheers and applause]

- [sighs]

I don't know why that happened.