- I THREW A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

IT WAS AN OLD HOLLYWOOD THEMED PARTY,

WHICH WAS A LOT OF FUN.

SO EVERYBODY GOT ALL GLAMMED UP AND DRESSED UP,

AND I GOT TO WEAR THOSE LONG GLOVES,

WHICH WAS AMAZING,

BUT THEN I WOULD HOLD MY-- A DRINK,

AND THEN IT WOULD SPILL,

SO BY THE END OF THE NIGHT,

I THINK MY GLOVES WERE COVERED

IN ALL SORTS OF NASTY LIQUIDS.

- WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING NASTY LIQUIDS, ANYWAY.

IT SHOULD BE REGULAR LIQUIDS.

- WELL, THEY'RE NORMAL, YES, BUT, I MEAN--

- YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH DIANE KEATON.

SHE WEARS THOSE THINGS ALL THE TIME.

- I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW SHE DOES IT.

- SHE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT, YEAH.

WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE?

- SO THAT'S THE PLACE.

IT'S CALLED NO VACANCY.

THERE WAS A GUY ON A TIGHTROPE

WHO WAS JUST WALKING ABOVE THE PARTY,

AND HE COMES OUT, AND HE'S STUMBLING AROUND,

AND HE'S HOLDING WHISKY,

AND IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM VERY SAFE, BUT HE--

- WELL, YOU MUST HAVE HIRED HIM.

- WELL, HE CAME WITH THE PLACE.

THE ENTERTAINMENT CAME WITH THE--

'CAUSE I RENTED OUT--

RENTED IT OUT.

- OH, REALLY?

HE COMES WITH THE PLACE?

- HE COMES WITH THE PLACE. - WOW.

- YEAH.

I DIDN'T--

I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE CAME WITH PLACES.

- NO, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS FUN, THOUGH.

- IT SEEMS FUN.

AND YOU WERE WITH-- YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND.

- YEAH, NOT THAT NEW.

- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH HIM?

- A WHILE.

- HOW LONG? - TWO YEARS.

- TWO YEARS?

NO, THAT ISN'T NEW.

THAT'S A NICE AMOUNT OF TIME. - YEAH.

- WHAT'S HIS NAME? - HIS NAME'S AUSTIN BUTLER.

- AND WHAT DOES HE DO? - HE'S BACKSTAGE.

- IS HE BACKSTAGE? - YEAH.

- HI, AUSTIN.

- HE'S--HE'S AN ACTOR. - UH-HUH.

- HE'S ON THE SHOW CALLED "THE CARRIE DIARIES."

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S US IN VEGAS.

- THAT'S CUTE. - YEAH.

- THAT'S A CUTE BOY RIGHT THERE.

- I KNOW. HE'S PRETTY HANDSOME.

- VERY, VERY HANDSOME.

- THAT'S US AT MY BIRTHDAY.

- Y'ALL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO PROM RIGHT THERE.

- I KNOW.

A REALLY AWESOME PROM.

THIS IS JUST A WHOLE SLIDESHOW OF US, ISN'T IT?

- SO--AND YOU BROUGHT A VIDEO.

IT WAS VERY, VERY COLD IN CHICAGO,

AND YOU TRIED TO DO SOMETHING THAT APPARENTLY DIDN'T WORK OUT.

- I ENDED UP IN CHICAGO PROMOTING "GIMME SHELTER"

ON THE COLDEST DAY OF THEIR HISTORY, OF COURSE.

- WHAT WAS THE TEMPERATURE.

- IT WAS NEGATIVE 16.

- WOW. - I KNOW.

- AND WHERE-- WHAT VIDEO DID YOU BRING?

- I BROUGHT THIS VIDEO OF ME

THROWING UP HOT WATER INTO THE AIR,

BECAUSE I WAS TRYING ALL DAY.

I WAS GETTING WATER BOTTLES AND SHOVING THEM INTO THE AIR,

WHICH LANDED ON PEOPLE.

IT WASN'T THE BEST SITUATION.

BUT I WAS TRYING ALL DAY, AND THEN I FOUND OUT

THIS THING CALLED THE MPEMBA EFFECT,

AND IT'S BASICALLY WHERE THE HYDROGEN MOLECULES

SEPARATE THE WATER MOLECULES,

AND IT ALLOWS IT TO FREEZE FASTER WHEN IT'S HOT.

- YEAH, YEAH.

- SO I THREW HOT WATER INTO THE AIR, YEAH,

AND IT--IT KIND OF FREEZES, AND IT STEAMS.

- I HEARD ABOUT THIS. - YEAH.

- DID YOU DO IT? - I DID DO IT.

- LET'S SEE IT. - YEAH.

- WATER, HERE WE GO.

- HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

I GOT TO SWITCH.

- ONE, TWO, THREE.

WHOO!

- [laughs]

- WOW.

THAT JUST--

SO IT JUST TURNS TO SNOW.

- YEAH, INSTANTLY.

- SO YOU'RE THROWING WATER IN THE AIR,

AND IT IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO SNOW.

- YEAH, HOT WATER. I KNOW.

- THAT'S REALLY CRAZY. - IT'S AMAZING.