*APOCALYPTIC MUSIC*

ぐあっ！？

What is happening?

どうしたんだ！？

it's the internet

インターネットだ…！！

it's coming for you

お前を捕らえに来た…！

Logan, Run!

Logan 逃げろ！！

AH, it's the internet

インターネットだ！

they're coming for you Logan, run!

お前を捕らえに来たんだ Logan…！

AHH

(；´Д｀)＜ｱｧｧ!!

Yesterday Logan Paul uploaded a video titled: " we found a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest"

昨日…

with this very tasteful thumbnail

Logan Paulが動画をアップした タイトルは…

this must be a great video can't wait to click on this

「自殺の森で死体を発見！」

he didn't actually show a dead body in this video nah pfffft..

素敵なサムネ画と一緒にな

I know he is out for that daily grind for views

素晴らしい動画に違いない！

but surely.... even Logan Paul has his limits (he really doesn't)

早くクリックして見なきゃ！

now I always new that Logan Paul was a jackass, so I wasn't really surprised by the fact that once Logan Paul found a dead body

まさか 本当に…

that he acted like a jackass

遺体を映したりなんて してないだろ？

it didn't really come as a shock to me

視聴回数のために 日々やらかしてるが…

but for those of you who do not know that what happened

そんなLogan Paulだって

basically, he found a dead body, he went up to the body, filmed, filmed it literally up close

一線は超えないはずだ

its sorta a thing you see on the off brand website, its not the kind of stuff you see on youtube

Logan Paulが馬鹿だなんて とっくに知ってたから…

uhh, very disturbing, really disrespectful

そんなに驚かなかったよ

zooming on the body, making weird jokes around it

Logan Paulが遺体を発見して…

and people always point out that: oh Logan he is like the nice one of the Paul brothers

馬鹿みたいな事したって

he is the more mature one

そんなにショックじゃなかった

no, he is not

この話を知らないやつ のために説明する

I've been telling this for years

ヤツは遺体を見つけた

Jake at least seems he is like somewhat self aware

そして遺体に近寄って…

but, Logan he is a straight up sociopath

その遺体を間近で撮影した

You know when he does those daily vlog videos,

まさか このサイトで 見るとは思わないよな

There's always: "What's the next big thing?", you know

YouTubeで見るような 代物じゃない

Just dangling in front of you, like what's gonna draw in more people to the channel?

恐ろしい行為だし

Me filming a dead body?

死者を冒涜する行為だ

BRRAH

遺体にズームしながら ジョークを言うなんてな

Not even hesitating

みんなよく言ってるよな

Logan; I'm not monetizing this video for obvious reasons

「え？LoganってPaul兄弟の “マシなほう”じゃないの？」

I will say before you watch, this is graphic.

「ちょっと大人なほうでしょ？」

uuh

いや

I think this definatly marks a moment in YouTube history

違うね

Because i'm pretty sure this has never - hopefully happened to anyone on YouTube ever

ずっと言ってるだろ

Poods: They try and sorta mass the whole thing with that sad music eheheh

Jakeのほうは まだ自分の した事を分かってそうだが

tHis Is gRaphIc

Loganは ガチの社会不適合者だ

I like how how he points out this is a mark for YouTube history like

毎日毎日 ビログを撮ってると

Everything has to be an achivement to this man

“次はどんなネタにしようか” って常に探してる

cAusE i'M pRetTy SurE ThiS haS nEvEr - HoPEfUllY hAppEned To AnyOne On Yt EvEr

そこへ もっと人の関心を集めるネタ が前にぶら下がってる

" I did something that marks the history of YouTube "

“死体を撮る動画？”

I'm amazed you thought this was appropriate for YouTube

( ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ＜ﾊﾞ!!

So they go to the well known forest/suicide forest which is outside mount Fuji

ためらうワケもない

In Japan

( もちろん あの動画に 広告はつけないよ )

Japan has a huge problem with suicide it's uuh -

( 動画の最初に 注意書きをするよ )

But it's known that you enter the forest to commit suicide.

( これはYouTube史上最大の出来事だ )

In Japan

( だって そうだろ )

That's why it literally has the name "Suicide Forest"

( こんな事件 一度も 起こって欲しくない事だし… )

Oh god Logan again: Also known as ... The Japanese Suicide Forest!

悲しい音楽流せば イイ感じになると思ってるな

*jumpscare*

( 生々しいよ… )

You know what's gonna happen, you don't have to add that sound effect

「これはYouTube史上最大の 出来事だ」とか…

OUW HEHE

大成功みたいに言ってやがる

hufdjlu spooky

( だって そうだろ… )

Like, It's so dumb i can't

( こんな事件 一度も 起こって欲しくない事だし… )

Logan again: Hey uhh

「俺はYouTube史上最大の 事をしたんだ！」

If ur a ghost in this forest plz plz leave us alone

YouTubeがこの動画を 規制してないなんて驚きだよ

FoRsHadOwiN EvEryBodY

こいつらは有名な森を訪れた

almost like he knew this was gonna happen ... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

日本の富士山の麓にある “自殺の森”だ

WHo would have thought? Entering the suicide forest, going off trail

日本では自殺が 大きな社会問題になってる

We would find a dead body

この森は 自殺したい人が 入る場所として知られてる

huufuffufu that's crazy!

だからこそ 文字通り “自殺の森”なんて言われてるんだが

Who would have thought?

( またの名を… )

Nevermind tension tho

( “日本 自殺の森”！ )

Logan: Uhm

何が起こるか分かってるんだろ その効果音 必要か！？

I really hate to say this

ヽ(; ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ＜ｵｫｳ!

I think theres someone hanging right there

“ウワァ～怖～～い！”ってか

Poods is back: So here they found the dead body and uhh

アホか

HEY HEY FILM ME

ムリ

HEY ALRIGHT FILM ME SO I CAN HAVE THIS REACTION

( オイ… )

Logan ist zurück: I really hate to say this

( この森のお化けさん 俺たちに取り憑かないでくれよ )

I think theres someone hanging right there

なんと！伏線だ！

I'm not even f*cking (christian channel) kidding

まるでこれから起こることを 知ってるみたいだ

I'm not even, this isn't even a f*cking joke guys!

誰が予想できる？

That's a f*cking person

“自殺の森”に入って 遊歩道を逸れたら…

nOooOOO

死体見つけちゃった！

I think you're f*cking right

アリエナイ！

omagah

誰が予想できる？

nOOO

目的は“死体探し”だけど？w

dude wot the heck

( え～と… )

*bring the camera lets go*

( 言いにくいんだけど )

Felix: Did he just say "Bring the camera let's go"?

( あそこで 誰か首つってる… )

BRING THE CAMERA LETS GO

コイツらは遺体を発見して そして…

err theres a damn body there, bring the camera let's go everybody, lets goo -

“オイ！カメラ回せ！”

Have a lil close look over there

“今からリアクションするからよ！”

Let's not call the cops

( え～と… )