Name: 誰もがヒーローを必要としている (EVERYONE NEEDS A HERO)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:15:21.000Z
Duration: 12 min 28 s

Are you tired of hearing about Logan Paul? (yep)

Logan Paulの話は
もう聞き飽きたってか？

That's great. Me too!
(see what you did, logan? you made the man scream)

様態の副詞

But before we move on to the next drama that will inevitably happen and forget about everything that went down

だが次の炎上事件が起こって
みんながヤツのことを忘れ去る前に…

もう少し  話したいことがある

BUT Pewds YoU SaiD BaD WORd, so YOU aRE NOT alLOwed tO CRiTICize hIM

“けどお前も悪い言葉使っただろ”

“だからお前にヤツを批判する
権利はないよ”

God damn it- keep forgetting. I said the badword. Oh well

You gotta give the Paul brothers some props, you know. They... They got a good ball game going on, you know.

One person does something and all of a sudden you-you've completely forgotten what-how bad the other one was

Uhhh..As you can tell Logan Paul is in deep pain after this incident. He's..-

Clearly his audience put-..uh..-put their feet down and said: "No, Logan. You..-

You stepped over the line." 
A lot of people are pointing out,

みんな  突然
もう片方の酷さを忘れる

with the suicide forest video that "It was just a mistake, okay?

Everyone makes mistake-you make mistake too, Felix." That is true.

みんな知ってると思うが
Loganはあの事件でかなり痛手を負った

I have. I'm guilty. Ahh, but people also started watching Logan's older videos and noticed a continuous pattern.

[Logan]: "So as you guys know I am a little sick, my voice is kinda gone"

地に足ついた
賢い視聴者ばかりだからな

[Sound of douche throwing tomato at a wall]

“自殺の森”の動画に関して
多くの人が意見してる

「人はミスを犯すんだ
お前だってミスしたろ」

[Logan]: "...Deliver you guys the most entertaining"

[F]: Please throw another tomato on the wall, cause that was hilarious.

Loganの以前の動画を
見ていたんだが

[Logan] "I think in honor of being sick, we're now gonna be selling [Logan and friend laugh] official Logan Paul masks at {website}"

( 俺  ちょっと風邪ひいてんだ
声おかしいだろ )

get your own sick mask, and prevent the Bubonic Plague from spreading in your town."

[Waiter]: "This one is uh, just for display."
*pointing at centerpiece*

[Logan]: "Oh so I can't eat them? Ok, that's my bad."

( 最高に面白くて爽快な動画を
おとどけするぜ！！ )

So while in Japan, Logan Paul clearly knew about the Japanese culture. They really value respect above anything.

もっかいトマト投げてよ
オモシロイからさ

[Logan]: "I just got to be careful to not like disrespect their culture

cause Logang, Japan is all about the respect." [Logan's Friend]: 'Actually it's true.'

( 「Logan Paulマスク」発売決定！ )

I gotta take my {chotch?} levels and bring them down"

( カッコいいマスクを手に入れて
ペスト菌の感染を防ごう！ )

[F]: "I didn't edit that, to make them look bad. HE he edited that."

[Logan]: "This is where you throw coins into the well. You make a wish and they come true"

Logan Paulは日本の文化を
よく理解してたようだ

[Logan's Friend]: "What are you gonna wish for?"

礼儀を何より大切にする国だと

( 失礼がないように気を付けないとな )

( 日本じゃ礼儀がすごく大事なのさ )

( マジだよ  だから控えめにいかないとな )

[F]: "You know when you're in a church, or mosque, or Buddhist temple

there's generally the approach that you..

Keep it down a notch. You're a bit more quiet, like I'm not religious or anything like that, but even then I-I'd still--

You know you need to show a certain amount of respect and you're at a Buddhist temple

Just throwing in money in the thing like whatever

Some of the authorities weren't happy about them acting this way and

Their guide is the one that apologizes. He's the one that has to step up and be like, "I'm sorry for this person"

[Logan]: "{Shusei?} saving the day with his flashlight.

教会やモスク…
仏教のお寺とかを訪れる時は

[Friend]: "I was just cleaning myself with water!"

普通はもっと  控えめに
行動するのが礼儀だろう

[Guide]: I'm sorry. Filming's. Filming's"

[Logan]: "Oh, it's the film- oh, it's the vlog"

[Logan]: "Alright guys, we're gonna see you back in a--"

敬意を払う必要がある
ことぐらい分かる

[F]: "because you're at a Buddhist temple. It might be a tourist attraction

and a lot of people there as someone who really loves Japan and loved visiting there

まるで捨てるような態度で
賽銭を投げ入れるなんて

I'm always really on guard whenever I'm there

I don't want to be that person, that Logan Paul, and his friends are I don't want to be

警備員の方々がヤツらを
注意したんだが

謝るのはいつも
ヤツらのガイドだ

[Logan, unironically]: "you know how it is in Japan there all about the respect."

"So we're gonna be respectful for a little bit. I know it's new but we got to do it sometimes"

[F]: "I get that he's sick, and then that's a problem, but then wear the fucking mask dude.

( そしたら「出てけ！」って… )

In Japan, it's a big deal to be spreading germs, like, they have the masks not-not to protect themselves from other people being sick

They have them if you're sick, to not admit it to other people. It's another respectful thing, that if you are sick

( 仕方ない
みんな  またあとで… )

It's considered really rude to be sneezing and coughing out in public as well, and it's simple things that you could have looked up

You've been to Japan twice you should know this and if you think I'm just nitpicking at this point. Don't worry. It gets worse.

多くの人が来る
観光地ではあるけど

*Logan bragging about his sub count*
*lol only 15 million*

日本を愛し  日本旅行が
大好きな人間として…

[F]: "Oh my god Logan, can you be more unfunny and annoying?

俺は日本にいる間
常に自分の行動に気を付けてる

Logan Paulやヤツの仲間
のようにならないためにな

( やっぱ日本じゃ
礼儀が大切なんだよな～ )

( だから  もうちょい礼儀正しくいこう )

( たまには  ちゃんとしないとな )

[F]: "Logan's- slogan his whole identity with his brand is, "be a Maverick." That's his merch

That's what he sells, that- that's what he acts like, but you're just being annoying- you're just being fucking annoying.

This is sort of attitude that he's emitting towards his fans like, "be like me be an asshole be an idiot"

日本の人は  菌の拡散を
とても気にするんだ

字幕リスト動画再生

誰もがヒーローを必要としている (EVERYONE NEEDS A HERO)

literally

weird

hilarious

extreme