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  • - Hey Lilly can I bug you?

  • - Just give me a sec.

  • - What are you doing?

  • - There's a hole in my shirt so I'm just fixing it.

  • There, problem solved.

  • - Yeah...

  • Um, can I borrow you outside real quick?

  • - Is it urgent?

  • I was just in the middle of stalking my ex.

  • - Not urgent but there's a sale at Target--

  • - Huh, I'll drive.

  • - [Friend] That's what I thought.

  • - Sale!

  • Remind me not to buy those small bottles of lotion

  • because I still have so many left over from that time

  • we stayed at the Sheraton.

  • What's this?

  • - Lilly, have a seat.

  • - Okay.

  • What's going on guys?

  • I thought we were going to Target.

  • - We're having an intervention.

  • - I drank that hand sanitizer by accident.

  • - What, no.

  • - And also I was googling prom pics but I made a type.

  • So that's why when you walked in there was porn pics.

  • - Lilly we're having this intervention because you're cheap.

  • - What?

  • I'm not cheap.

  • - As your teammates and your friends we feel differently.

  • Derek, would you like to start?

  • (clears throat)

  • - Um, this year you had my name for Secret Santa

  • and all I wanted was a new phone case.

  • - Yeah, and I got you one.

  • - You got me this.

  • - Okay, that is a zip and lock freezer bag, by the way,

  • so if anything I splurged.

  • - The other day it took me an hour to make you a milkshake.

  • (quirky music)

  • - I have to eat my cereal two cheerios at a time.

  • I mean, a regular size milk carton is all we're asking for.

  • - Really?

  • What's next huh?

  • We're gonna start buying bottles of ketchup even though

  • we have the packets from Mcdonalds?

  • - Okay, the other day Lilly took me to Costco for lunch.

  • - Wait, what's wrong with buying lunch at Costco?

  • I actually like their food.

  • - She didn't buy it.

  • - Mm, yup, which one was that again?

  • - For the third time, sweet chili.

  • - Sweet chili, we'll try one of those.

  • Grab one, grab one, come on, don't be shy.

  • - [Both] Mm.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - Let's get going.

  • - What about that one?

  • - They're all sweet chili.

  • - They're all sweet chili.

  • Are you sure because I feel like they're different.

  • - [Both] Mm, mm hmm.

  • - Now I see, all sweet chili.

  • - Are you guys gonna buy something or what?

  • - I haven't decided if I like it yet.

  • Maybe one more.

  • Here you go. - Okay.

  • - Just to make sure. - We're really doing this.

  • - Why not?

  • - Why are you carrying that?

  • - It's free food.

  • I'm not trying to be wasteful.

  • - Last week I had a cold and the Starbucks napkins were

  • really rough on my nose.

  • Can't we just get regular tissues?

  • - I'm sorry your nose is a Kardashian.

  • Gosh, this guy.

  • - Last year when I was booking your world tour,

  • do you remember what you said about your flights?

  • - Yeah, I said we should book one flight from LA to India

  • with a whole bunch of stopovers

  • in different countries but that's smart.

  • - One time you tried to bargain with

  • a vending machine at the mall.

  • - How do you know if you don't try Paul?

  • - What about that time we went clubbing?

  • And you made us all go so early.

  • - But it was ladies free before 11:00.

  • - Yeah, but you made us go with you.

  • (club music)

  • (giggles)

  • - But did you pay?

  • - Guys were hitting on me.

  • - Why didn't you just take the wig off?

  • You first interviewed me you asked me if I wanted a

  • sparkling or still water, remember that?

  • - Yeah I do.

  • Exactly, it's like a fancy restaurant in here, options.

  • - Right, I said I wanted sparkling and you gave me

  • tap water with glitter in it.

  • - But did it sparkle?

  • - My poo looked like a Christmas ornament for weeks.

  • - That sounds fantastic, you're welcome.

  • - Listen Lilly, all we're saying is that maybe

  • if you weren't so economically cautious,

  • things would change.

  • Like maybe you wouldn't be single.

  • - Excuse me?

  • Okay, I treated my ex like a king, by the way.

  • Do you know how many times I made him classy dinners?

  • (quirky music)

  • Happy anniversary babe.

  • Oh, my mistake.

  • There.

  • Listen guys, I appreciate the concern but I'm fine.

  • Trust me, so can we please just get back to work?

  • - Fine. - Sure.

  • - Thank you.

  • - The Wi-Fi isn't working.

  • - Can you call the neighbors please?

  • - Yeah, to ask them if theirs is working?

  • - No, ask them for the new password, obviously.

  • Oh so you pay for Wi-Fi now?

  • Me cheap are you kidding me?

  • Make sure you click my ads, I want that money though.

  • Just in case.

  • Make sure you subscribe because I make videos

  • every Monday and Thursday.

  • In fact, here's a sneak peak of my next one.

  • How to fix any bad day ever.

  • One love super woman that is a rap and zoop.

  • What the eff?

- Hey Lilly can I bug you?

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ケチな人のための介入 (An Intervention For Cheap People)

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    Yu Han Lan に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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