- Just give me a sec.

- What are you doing?

- There's a hole in my shirt so I'm just fixing it.

There, problem solved.

- Yeah...

Um, can I borrow you outside real quick?

- Is it urgent?

I was just in the middle of stalking my ex.

- Not urgent but there's a sale at Target--

- Huh, I'll drive.

- [Friend] That's what I thought.

- Sale!

Remind me not to buy those small bottles of lotion

because I still have so many left over from that time

we stayed at the Sheraton.

What's this?

- Lilly, have a seat.

- Okay.

What's going on guys?

I thought we were going to Target.

- We're having an intervention.

- I drank that hand sanitizer by accident.

- What, no.

- And also I was googling prom pics but I made a type.

So that's why when you walked in there was porn pics.

- Lilly we're having this intervention because you're cheap.

- What?

I'm not cheap.

- As your teammates and your friends we feel differently.

Derek, would you like to start?

(clears throat)

- Um, this year you had my name for Secret Santa

and all I wanted was a new phone case.

- Yeah, and I got you one.

- You got me this.

- Okay, that is a zip and lock freezer bag, by the way,

so if anything I splurged.

- The other day it took me an hour to make you a milkshake.

(quirky music)

- I have to eat my cereal two cheerios at a time.

I mean, a regular size milk carton is all we're asking for.

- Really?

What's next huh?

We're gonna start buying bottles of ketchup even though

we have the packets from Mcdonalds?

- Okay, the other day Lilly took me to Costco for lunch.

- Wait, what's wrong with buying lunch at Costco?

I actually like their food.

- She didn't buy it.

- Mm, yup, which one was that again?

- For the third time, sweet chili.

- Sweet chili, we'll try one of those.

Grab one, grab one, come on, don't be shy.

- [Both] Mm.

- Oh yeah.

- Let's get going.

- What about that one?

- They're all sweet chili.

- They're all sweet chili.

Are you sure because I feel like they're different.

- [Both] Mm, mm hmm.

- Now I see, all sweet chili.

- Are you guys gonna buy something or what?

- I haven't decided if I like it yet.

Maybe one more.

Here you go. - Okay.

- Just to make sure. - We're really doing this.

- Why not?

- Why are you carrying that?

- It's free food.

I'm not trying to be wasteful.

- Last week I had a cold and the Starbucks napkins were

really rough on my nose.

Can't we just get regular tissues?

- I'm sorry your nose is a Kardashian.

Gosh, this guy.

- Last year when I was booking your world tour,

do you remember what you said about your flights?

- Yeah, I said we should book one flight from LA to India

with a whole bunch of stopovers

in different countries but that's smart.

- One time you tried to bargain with

a vending machine at the mall.

- How do you know if you don't try Paul?

- What about that time we went clubbing?

And you made us all go so early.

- But it was ladies free before 11:00.

- Yeah, but you made us go with you.

(club music)

(giggles)

- But did you pay?

- Guys were hitting on me.

- Why didn't you just take the wig off?

You first interviewed me you asked me if I wanted a

sparkling or still water, remember that?

- Yeah I do.

Exactly, it's like a fancy restaurant in here, options.

- Right, I said I wanted sparkling and you gave me

tap water with glitter in it.

- But did it sparkle?

- My poo looked like a Christmas ornament for weeks.

- That sounds fantastic, you're welcome.

- Listen Lilly, all we're saying is that maybe

if you weren't so economically cautious,

things would change.

Like maybe you wouldn't be single.

- Excuse me?

Okay, I treated my ex like a king, by the way.

Do you know how many times I made him classy dinners?

(quirky music)

Happy anniversary babe.

Oh, my mistake.

There.

Listen guys, I appreciate the concern but I'm fine.

Trust me, so can we please just get back to work?

- Fine. - Sure.

- Thank you.

- The Wi-Fi isn't working.

- Can you call the neighbors please?

- Yeah, to ask them if theirs is working?

- No, ask them for the new password, obviously.

Oh so you pay for Wi-Fi now?

Me cheap are you kidding me?

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