I feel like it doesn't touch any part of my mouth, somehow.

- I've never seen letters that do that.

- I feel like Polish is a (clears throat) language, right?

- "Shet".

- "Chet-um".

- "Shell-tru-um".

- "Chaim".

- Chelm?

- But there's a T.

- That's not a T, that's an L with a cross through it?

- Nope, not gonna get this one.

- That A's got a dick!

- "Groot-squids".

- "Grood-zee-gots".

- "Grood-zee-odds".

- "Grood-goz".

- Grudziadz?

- Oh, that's much "Frenchier" than I thought.

- Okay, this one looks like it has

- more of the made-up letters.

- Not made up, they're Polish, that's theirs.

- What do they sound like?

- (honks, laughs)

- "Wow-wack".

- "La-tock-ick".

- "Lock-loo-eck"?

- (laughs) What? "Wook-suave-eck"?

- See, now I've learned that W's really a V,

- and that's something I should have known

- from the beginning.

- I just get thrown when they

- throw all those consonants together.

- I'm gonna guess that the R does not make a sound

- and that it's "Zes-zow".

- "Rue-jew".

- "Res-oh".

- "Er-zez-ow".

- "Rez-is-zwah" (laughs).

- Rzeszow.

- I appreciate the use of Z's,

- because we don't use Z's enough.

- "Shush-sho-vah".

- "Jiz-stock-on-wah".

- "Jesh-stock-ah-wah".

- "Zes-osh-uah", "Zes-osh-uh-vah".

- How does it sound?

- No.

- Czeestochowa?

- This looks like just something you pulled out

- of a bag of Scrabble, like you just reached in

- and pulled out a bunch of letters and you're like,

- well, I'm (bleeped).

- S-Z-C-Z sound is one that escapes me.

- "Bid-duh-gah-zvzvzvzv".

- "Bid-gah-shhhzzz".

- "Bid-go-shhhzzz".

- Bydgoszcz.

- It's got its own echo.

- See now, this is a short one,

- but I know it's gonna throw me.

- This looks like this word was tried

- to be crossed out, like, three times.

- This is how they say LOLZ, right?

- This looks fun.

- I'm just gonna have fun with this one, "luz".

- "Lodz".

- "Wah-duh-z".

- "Yez".

- (laughs) Lodz, that's my favorite.

- "Wads-ah-wah".

- "Wars-wars-ow-wuh".

- "War-zhav-uh".

- "Was-ah-wah-wah-wah-wah" (laughs) does it repeat?

- "Wars-va-va".

- Warszawa.

- It makes a little more sense now,

- when you tell me what the symbols do.

- All right, you won, Poland, you won.

- [Voiceover] I like the letters you're bringing

into the game, these ones I've never heard of,

like the (mumbling), I don't know how to pronounce it yet,

I'll get there.

- Do widzenia, what's that?

Do widzenia.