字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント You're a man. I wasn't sure until I removed these strange thigh sheaths I've never before seen. Thigh sheaths? You mean pants? ARHHH! Where are my pants?! Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Back off! This one's mine. And that's how Amazonians finally invented the wheel. You have been my greatest love. That's not what you said last night. Mom? What? There are no men on this island. Don't judge me! Be careful, Diana. Their garments aren't sword-proof. What the blazes? I ordered a policewoman stripper! Have you never met a man before? I mean, what about your father? I had no father. I was brought to life by Zeus. Did this Zeus guy bring you to life roughly nine months after meeting your mom? Yes. How did you know? Just thinking aloud. Plan B: Horses! Plan C: Arrows without bows! Oop. That didn't go very far. Let me show you how Amazonians dance. This time you can lead. Hey! Watch where you're deflecting those shells! I can't let you do this. Aim for the shield. It's bound to be her most vulnerable spot. Ugh! This is why we should never allow women in the military. They make us look so weak! Nein! What I do is not up to you. It is up to my dead sister, whose shrunken head I wear at all times to advise me. - Oh my God, the smell! - SHHH! It is rude to speak while she is speaking. Perfect chance to use the Wonder Woman "Walk of Stealth". AARGH!! How did they see me? It's Etta Candy. I'm Steve Trevor's secretary. What is a "secretary"? I go where he tells me to go and I do what he tells me to do. Oh, well where I'm from, that's called "slavery". Kneel before your master! - Insolent swine! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! You can't do that stuff here, Diana. Never outside the office. GENERAL ANTIOPE: Plan D: Bows without arrows! Completely ineffective. Plan E: Horses by themselves! They're not doing anything! Plan F: Cows! I wouldn't have believed it, but that's even worse! Plan G: Flying through the air, on a horse, whilst firing a bow and arrow! Ok, that looked great but the horse threw a shoe and now we gotta put him down. Farm boy? ["THE PRINCESS BRIDE" THEME] Fetch me that shotgun? [WESTLEY] As you wish. Wait a second. I think I may have a Plan H.