(Group in-unison) Happy birthday dear Mike! Happy birthday to you!

(Cheering)

Haha! Now Mike, we all know you LOVE cake. So, we got you a real special one this year.

Haha! YEAAAH!!

(Horror Dramatic Sting)

(Shocked reaction)

Hey, I'm Suzi. What's your name?

M-m-mike...

Ooooh... Happy birthday... Mike.

(Super sexy dance party music)

Mike... What's wrong?

It's just... Not what I wanted...

(Screams in pain)

(Stomach gargling)

(Dramatic music)

(Burst)

Yaaay! Cake!

(Super rad non-copyright music)