So Murr is up.

There's a reason that Joe

is not with us.

Yeah.

You'll find out.

Yeah, we want

to keep you guys

as surprised as Murr is gonna be about Joe.

I'm leaving town for about a week, okay.

So I basically need somebody to house-sit.

I get a lot of packages,

a lot of deliveries --

things like that.

Murr, you guys have to tiptoe

through the whole house

'cause of your downstairs neighbors.

One thing I ask

is that the neighbors below

are very testy.

And, um, if you don't mind, we just kind of tiptoe around.

Just kind of...

Like I said,

I'm out of town.

I'm going to my Caucasian club meet-up.

Uh, I'm out of town for the next week.

I'm going to my Caucasian club meet-up.

Um, it's like a group for just whites.

[ Laughs ]

So, uh -- so, okay.

So over here -- just kind of easy.

Uh,

I got to clean this up.

Um...

Sal: You're a psychopath.

[ Laughter ]

A couple things I ask is,

make yourself at home,

but do not disturb the board, okay?

I've been working on it for a few years now,

and I intend on

acting on it soon.

I've been tracking a lot of history of, um...

You don't need to know.

[ Laughs ]

Um, so this way...

Are you tiptoeing?

And you don't have to do --

Just tiptoe, if you don't mind.

Just specifically over that spot.

Kitchen, bathroom is here.

Bedroom.

[ Laughter ]

Uh, this is, uh...

This is the bedroom.

Q: Welcome to Hell.

Now let's find out where Joe's been.

I got to paint over it. This is the old paint.

You know what? I mean -- you know.

Holy!

Q: It's the girl from "The Ring."

[ Laughter ]

Q: Oh [Bleep]

[ Laughter ]

Here -- here -- here -- hold on. Hold on.

Hey, let me explain. Let me explain.

"I'm not gonna want this job." He's putting his shoes on.

No, I'm --

I'm gonna do one more performance in 15 minutes,

and then I got to pick up my kid

from school.

[ Laughter ]

I'm a member of

a horror at home fan club.

Joe: Little help.

What?

Q: Joe is stuck. You should go in there.

Little help.

I'm stuck

halfway through the TV.

Oh, she's stuck. [Bleep]

Diego, give me a hand, bud,

for a second.

Sal: He's fighting it.

Does he take his shoes off? Does he go back in?

Q: No. No.

He's, like, shaking his head. I love this guy.

Hold on. One more.

Joe: Just got it.

Okay. I got it.

Okay?

Okay. Like I said.

15 minutes -- I got to pick up my kid.

[ Laughter ]

Well, I'll be back in a few minutes, okay.

Anyways...

I'm sorry.

So, what do you say? Do you want the job?

[ Laughter ]

[ Buzzer sounds ]