- So today we are answering the most Googled questions

about women.

- Women.

- I'm hoping most of them are about women and for women.

- Are they gonna be mean?

They're like, "Why are women such bitches?"

- I have a feeling there's going to be some try-ery.

It's only natural.

- I think we're gonna get a lot of biological question.

- Why do women go to the bathroom with each other?

- Why do women look so freaking good all the time?

- I don't have a lot of high hopes.

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- Oh.

- We're gonna be here for a while.

- I find it fun.

It's like a fun little thing you get to do when

you go out.

- It makes me look less dead.

I would be a walking corpse if I didn't wear red lipstick.

- It brings out our features and it makes us into

boss as bitches.

- It feels very therapeutic, it's also artist.

Like like at her shades right now, she's killing the game,

it tells me a lot about her aesthetic.

- Wearing your natural face without any makeup,

I think it's seen as beautiful more now but a few years

ago it was kind of like you have to wear makeup.

- Historically men wore makeup.

Powdered wigs and powdered faces and high heels.

The drag was on point.

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- I'm gonna have to go with the patriarchy on this one.

- It just depends on what I did for Thanksgiving.

- Women's clothes are not so tight.

Some women's clothes are tight.

- There's two different answers, there's why are clothes

made this way for women and then there's why do women

wear these clothes.

They wear the clothes because that's what's offered.

- To celebrate our curves and to celebrate the natural

aesthetic that the female body is.

Also it's fuckin' sexy.

- Some women like to show off their bodies 'cause that's

their prerogative and their bodies are beautiful.

- Why are your shorts so long?

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- That is a good fucking question.

- I don't fucking know, I don't know.

- We've created a market of women feeling powerful

through their beauty so you can charge more for women's

products.

- The shorter it is the easier it is to mess up.

So I feel like men's haircuts should be insane.

- I think it's a way to trap women into spending

more money.

- It's a racket.

- I don't wear thongs. - I don't either.

- Women wear thongs 'cause the early 2000s and

Paris Hilton and shit.

- So there's no lines.

- Yeah, no underwear lines.

- They'll know you're wearing underwear, God forbid.

- I actually love thongs.

- I hate thongs, I love grandma panties.

- This is porn pre-game, that's what that question is.

- Thongs are gross, they're floss for your butthole.

- If you found a good comfy thong, great,

but you don't have to wear it.

You're gonna see a panty line no matter what.

If you don't want to see a panty line, go commando.

- Women wear thongs because of Sisco.

- I don't know if the teens know about that.

- Hey google that Gen Z.

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- Ooh.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I think it's up to each woman to decide if she's

attracted to beards or not.

- Yes it's just a little texture on my saddle,

you know what I mean?

- I personally don't, but I think they look good

aesthetically.

- If they have a long beard they better not give a shit

if I shaved.

- Beards make my kitty purr, like I'm not even

gonna lie.

- Even as a gay woman, I like a man with a beard.

But women do not like mustaches.

- No.

The key here is you need the full thing, that's hot.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Women have very different preferences for how much

muscle tone, both in men and women.

- I'm not necessarily into super big muscles,

but again that's my preference and there's nothing

wrong with those.

- I like my men thick, I'm a thick woman and so I need

to feel like I'm not gonna break you.

- I just don't always like the mentality that's associated

with muscle men.

- Who cares about the muscles, just dress cute.

- At the end of the day, always work on what's happening

inside first.

Because if you're trying to attract someone it does

not matter how many muscles you are if you're a garbage

human being.

- That is so not true, I'm sweating right now.

- So on our floor there used to be a lot more men

sitting on it and they would always be like,

"It's too hot," and the women would be like,

"It's too cold," and I read some study about how we

interpret temperature differently.

- The temperature is set with men in mind.

- That's just whatever your body is.

There are dudes that get cold.

- We all come from different climates,

we have different heritages and that probably has

something to do with how our bodies interact with

cold and heat.

- Our lipgloss is made of ice.

It's a government woman only secret, but it's true ice.

- That's science for you.

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- You could ask that of any person on this earth

and the answer would be different.

- A relationship is all about balance and having

someone that supports you in everything that you do.

- At the end of the day we want to be satiated.

- I want to be able to trust you, I want to be my own

individual, and I would like a dog.

- You want somebody to share yourself with.

- Across the board everyone just wants to be truly loved.

- Truly loved and known, like,

"I understand you as a person."

- If you're interested in someone, you should ask that

girl what they're looking for in a relationship.

- Ask her a questy-questy, get to know her.

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- To cum. - next question.

- Candy bars.

I'm a sleep eater so sometimes I wake up and I reach

for something.

- If I tell you this is not going to satisfy me,

don't say, "Oh but I'm gonna do it in a way that it will."

You're gonna look foolish, like you're gonna look dumb.

- You want good sex, but after it's over you want

to feel like they still love you.

- Try not to fall asleep immediately.

- Try not to fall asleep too quick, maybe give it like

five minutes.

- I think what women want in bed is someone to appreciate

their unique desires and take to time to learn what

those may be.

- Just let us tell you what we want,

we're gonna let you know, and then can you do it?

- We're coming to cut your internet off, that's it.

- Women's rights are human's rights.

- We're people.

- Stop it, stop asking this shit.

- If we didn't have women we wouldn't have a population.

We offer a different perspective that I think is

really needed in our society right now.

- Everyone just wants to be loved and respected.

- As someone who gets a lot of like,

"What can we do to help black people?"

I am kind of glad that people are googling these

questions, I guess, rather than going up to women

and being like, "Why do you deserve rights?"

- Equal rights across the board.

Gender, sex, ethnicity, orientation, any of that stuff

doesn't mean that it's taking away from anyone

at the top.

- Without your mother you would not be here and she

deserves every right that your father, you,

or your brother has.

- Aw.

- Thank you so much.

- Thanks Google people.

- What you trying to get from us?

- They are, though.

I always think that I look around and I'm like,

"Wow, this world is so lucky."

- Just makes your heart melt.

- Is it because of our hair, our makeup, our clothes,

our personality, our intelligence, our spirit?

There's so many things that make each and every one

of us beautiful.

- I think that all women are strong and that's what

makes them beautiful.

- I'm surprised by these questions.

They were deep.

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