do you..

do you wanna be my girlfriend

mhm

god damn Japan every freaking time

look I'm not gay okay?

Fine....

Can I be your girlfriend?

I actually had

Hey! ya ya ya

I actually had a lot of colonies back in the day

I was big and strong

not like I'm trying to brag or anything

but I was pretty good! yeah...

You again?

You need to stop annoying everyone with your stupid stories

Hey you better walk away! I was strong

not like you

You do realize I had more colonies than you

yeah right... I had more you little shit

what?

Yeah that's right!

amatures

Hey Hey! you!

you little shit

what did you say?

I said

Amatures

I want freedom!

I want freedom!

Sir what are you protesting against?

I don't wanna stay in Spain

I wanna be free

I want freedom

There he is take him down!

Hey hey hey over here! Camera over here

Okay yeah

What will happen to Catalonia?

Oh no he is completely fine!

He is right here

Yeah he is right here

Hey

I'm okay... I wanna stay in Spain

Yeah... I like being in Spain

Dude I'm not dumb... I can tell that this is not real Catalonia

What did you say?

Take him down he knows to much

oh sh*t

Run!

I think he is not moving

Are you sure?

I think so

*beating intesifies*

Hey! you want to try something

NEW?

Hmmm.... Alright

but nothing will beat tea

*takes a little sip*

Um?

Are you alright?

Now this is the sh*t

*hic* no *hic* more tea for me

Ho ho ho Vive la France

Hmmmm

vamos España

Hmmmm

USA USA USA

Hmmmm

Yay Deutschland

I love all my money

Oh I gotta get me some of that

and some FREEDOM

good day to rule

FREEDOM!!

bloody hell

Brace yourself mate

you fool you brought a gun to a sword fight

I'm better than you

There you go

you go

Ah....

I hate my life

Ha ha ha I'm invincible

I conquered most of Europe

north Africa and peace of Asia

no one can beat me

I declare war

you go down

ha ha ha.. Bring it on

I... I... I surrender.. I surrender

Ah Crimea my son

You can go of and play if you want

Yaaaayy

*singing*

pft..

Hey... Hey kid

Yes?

Want some candy?

Yes!

Well... Hop in my van !