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  • Got tuition bills to pay

  • Swiping daddy's card at the club

  • Tweeting 'bout life being hard

  • - So, I met a boy.

  • (record stops)

  • - What?

  • - Where?

  • - When?

  • - How?

  • - Who?

  • - What's his Instagram?

  • - What, I met a boy.

  • Where, at a friends house.

  • When, yesterday.

  • How, I looked cute.

  • Who, his name is Divan.

  • Instagram, I don't know, we just met.

  • (sighs) Divan_Williams845, 1.5 million followers,

  • favorite Instagram filter is Aden.

  • - Okay, and when are you going out?

  • - Well he asked if I was free tomorrow.

  • So I was thinking maybe lunch.

  • - Wait, lunch, what time?

  • - 12.

  • - I don't know how I feel about that.

  • 12 is pretty formal.

  • What about like at two?

  • - So lunch at two?

  • - Yeah, I was thinking more like a 2:30.

  • Like I can't make you for lunch,

  • but maybe I could pencil you in before dinner.

  • - Yeah, yeah like a linner.

  • - Or a dunch.

  • - Or a lunner.

  • - Yeah, like a hey I'm like in between meetings right now,

  • but let's catch a linner.

  • - Is lunch too serious though?

  • Because like what if he ends up being really weird?

  • Maybe just like a quick coffee is better.

  • - Or maybe hot chocolate, that's cute.

  • - That is cute.

  • Or, oh what about like a tea before dinner?

  • Like a tinner.

  • - Or a lunchea.

  • - Okay, but what do I talk about?

  • I don't know anything about him.

  • - I've Googled him.

  • What would you like to know?

  • - I'm on his LinkedIn.

  • - Oh my god stop.

  • - He used to model.

  • Girl get it.

  • - You wanna know how old he is?

  • - No!

  • Okay fine.

  • - 24.

  • - Okay oh my god girl no.

  • He could babysit you.

  • - That's only five years.

  • - When he was 20, you were 15.

  • - Yeah, but when she's 45, he'll be 50

  • and that's like nothing.

  • - What kind of questions do I ask him?

  • - Okay, what about what's your shoe size?

  • - Stop.

  • - He's six feet tall.

  • - That's too tall.

  • - Kay if she's, he's right here.

  • - He's gonna be right here.

  • - And she be like.

  • (talking over each other)

  • - That's not that bad.

  • - That's not bad.

  • - That's like that much space.

  • - Just wear heels, just wear heels.

  • - Yeah, or stilts.

  • - Okay I'm freaking out, but what if he's creepy?

  • - You're right, what if we establish like a safety word

  • that she could text us if things get really weird?

  • And then we'll call you with a fake emergency.

  • - That's a good idea.

  • - What about, pineapple?

  • - No, wait what if she's ordering a fruit salad?

  • - Why would she ever text us about that?

  • - What if she wants an opinion?

  • - She is not a child.

  • She can handle herself.

  • Anyways, let's get back to how to behave on this date.

  • - Pineapple is good.

  • Oh I'm so nervous.

  • - Girl don't be.

  • You know we got your back now matter what happens.

  • - And if he does anything to break your heart,

  • we'll to Taylor Swift on him.

  • - Yup, take guitar lessons.

  • - And piano lessons.

  • - Write a song.

  • - Change hair styles.

  • - Win an award.

  • - Change hair styles again.

  • - Roast him in our acceptance speech.

  • - Enter the woods.

  • - Get out of the woods.

  • - Forget to put the blood in the fridge.

  • - Now we got bad blood.

  • - Enter a room with an echo.

  • Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground.

  • - Trouble, trouble, trouble.

  • - Oh, thanks girls.

  • - Honestly, just be yourself.

  • - Exactly.

  • Also I just ordered the stilts and they can

  • only arrive by 5 PM so.

  • - So should we just go to a dinner?

  • - Too early for dinner.

  • Maybe a dessert after lunch?

  • Oh like a lessert.

  • - Or a desunch.

  • - Everyone is sitting on my hair.

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  • That is a wrap, and zoop.

  • (upbeat music)

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