Like what?

What if someone tries to...

Mug you!

I don't know, call the police?

Ehh! Wrong.

Knock his block off!

Ehh...

Like that?

Uhh, that was good.

But it's better to finish with a wisecrack.

Women love that!

Like, what?

Like...

Welcome to punch town.

Population: You.

Are you sure this is gonna help me with my date?

Totally.

Okay...

Hi, I'm penny's father and I don't approve of you, because you don't have any prospects.

I'm sorry daddy, but you're grounded.

Oh, Hello.

I'm Sebastian Longquin, Penny's successful ex boyfriend.

Looks like this ex is catching some zs.

Is that all you got?!

What do you say to someone who doesn't believe in love?

You don't need that heart.

Actually...

That was a little too extreme, but I'll give you eight out of ten.

Good job soldier.

The hardest part of my job is watching them leave.