Yes. Nathan's gonna meet us at church.

[ Flames crackling ]

[ Crackling continues ]

Come on. We got to go.

[ "When It Rains It Pours" by Luke Combs playing ]

[ Music continues ]

Mother[bleep] [bleep]sucking piece of [bleep]

I can't believe this [bleep] No, I'm done.

I'm done with you. I'm not dealing with this [bleep] anymore.

♪ Sunday morning, man, she woke up fighting mad ♪

♪ Bitching and moaning on and on 'bout the time I had ♪

♪ And by Tuesday, you could say that girl was good as gone ♪

♪ And then, when Thursday came around, I was all alone ♪

♪ So I went for a drive to clear my mind ♪

♪ Ended up at a Shell on I-65 ♪

Can I get $20 on pump 7

and, uh, one of those number 9s?

♪ Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch-off ticket ♪

♪ Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it ♪

♪ She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong ♪

♪ I was caller number 5 on the radio station ♪

♪ Won a four-day, three-night beach vacation ♪

♪ Deep-sea, señorita, fishing down in Panama ♪

♪ And I ain't gotta see ♪

♪ My ex-future-mother-in-law anymore ♪

♪ Oh, lord, when it rains, it pours ♪

[ Instrumental break ]

♪ Now, she was sure real quick to up and apologize ♪

♪ When she heard about my newfound luck on that FM dial ♪

[ Music playing over radio ]

♪ And it's crazy how ♪

♪ Lately now, it just seems to come in waves ♪

♪ What I thought was gonna be the death of me ♪

♪ Was my saving grace ♪

♪ It's got me thinking that her leaving ♪

♪ Is the only logical reason ♪

♪ That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot ♪

♪ And the waitress left her number ♪

♪ On my check with a heart ♪

♪ She picked up on the first ring ♪

♪ When I gave her a call ♪

♪ And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle ♪

♪ Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes ♪

♪ For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf ♪

♪ And I ain't gotta see ♪

♪ My ex-future-mother-in-law anymore ♪

♪ Oh, lord, when it rains, it pours ♪

♪ When it rains, it pours ♪

♪ I've been on one hell of a redneck roll ♪

♪ For three weeks now ♪

♪ And it all started on the day that she walked out ♪

♪ Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch-off ticket ♪

♪ Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it ♪

♪ She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong ♪

♪ And I was caller number 5 on the radio station ♪

♪ Won a four-day, three-night beach vacation ♪

♪ Deep-sea, señorita, fishing down in Panama ♪

♪ And I ain't gotta see ♪

♪ My ex-future-mother-in-law anymore ♪

♪ Oh, lord, when it rains, it pours ♪

[ Instrumental break ]

♪ When it rains, it pours ♪

[ Outro plays ]