Do I sound sick?

Alright!

Hi there my pretty chickies!

I'm sick!

Can you hear it in the sound of my freaking uvula

Being twice as big as the average one?

But I can't just wait until I don't sound like kermit the frog anymore

Because this is a video for charity!

By a show of haaa-shtags, how many of you guys like to feel warm and fuzzy inside?

Oh okay, everybody? You're gonna love this video!

I'm partnering with M&M's to kick off the #makemlaugh 30 days of laughs challenge

So you and I and everyone we know can help raise money for children in poverty

Through the Red Nose Day fund just by using a hashtag and doing some cool challenges

And to kick things off I need to come up with my own challenge for everybody to do

I'm just- I'm not an expert at making challenges

Eat a coughdrops challenge

The sleep challenge

Yeah that's not gonna work

So I've been doing extensive research to come up with my own challenge

And now I can present to you the "Evolution of the Challenge" video

And since the very dawn of time challenges have been a thing

For example, history's first recorded challenge

Where Oog drew himself and his friend Ugg doing the "wooly mammoth challenge"

Humans love a good challenge

Just look at institutions like the Roman Colosseum, the Olympic games, high heels...

And the first big Youtube challenge hit on a day like any other

I was looking at myself in the mirror to see if I had somehow become a different person overnight

"Nope, still me"

When out of nowhere, I... smelled it

"Cinnamon..."

The success of cinnamon challenge videos lead to all sorts of other stuff

Ghost Chili Challenge

Which has a remarkable lack of both chili and ghosts

Much less chilly ghosts!

Gallon Challenge

Which is basically: you just drink a gallon of milk by yourself

Which I accidentally did anyway after the Ghost Chili Challenge

Ice Bucket Challenge

Super prejudiced against people who lived in warmer climates

Like my ice cap melting before I could carve it into a proper bucket

Planking

Which is just like a total rip off of pirates, am I right?

And then came a dark period for challenge videos you know exactly what I'm talking about

But I'll say it anyway: the chubby bunny controversy

People everywhere decried it as "offensive"

And "get away from me I don't care at all"

Need we forget the great 2014 case of Perky vs the town of Graceffa-ville

My client has experienced deep psychological trauma for being shamed for her body

Yes, challenges kind of had a fall from grace, I know

But I am here in honor of the #makemlaugh 30 days of laughs challenge

To bring the glory back to challenges everywhere

For the next 30 days, M&M's will be issuing a daily challenge

To help impoverished youth through the Red Nose Day fund

And for every use of the hashtag they will donate 1 dollar

1 hashtag equals 1 dollar

Up to 500,000$ for kids who need it

Join me on the first challenge that I've made up

It is... (drumrolls)

In honor of the evolutionary nature of this video

And my general lack of leaving my bedroom I present...

The tree hugger challenge !

Take a selfie with some foliage

To illustrate your intense passionate love affair with nature

Remember to hashtag it with #makemlaugh and let's raise some freaking money for kids in need