games. Still, there�s people who will be like, �But what�s the object? How many

bosses must I face?� Uh, don�t over-think it. Just do not fall.

Do Not Fall is an action-puzzler for the PlayStation 3. It�s also f*cking weird. The concept

is...you�re this creepy looking rabbit. And I don�t know. Maybe your cousin, the

Easter Bunny, got all the attention when you were kids, or something? And now, you�re

out to prove you�re just as much a bunny as he is. So, you know, you work inside this

vending machine and make drinks for people.

This is actually a documentary.

Shot in Technicolor.

So there are more than 70 levels, and as levels are oft to do, they get weird. But the basic

premise is this. There are platforms hovering in the sky. They have doors on them. It�s

your job to get to the doors and open them. Along the way, you have to find the keys,

too. Sounds simple enough. Oh, but most of the blocks fall apart, when you step on them.

And there�s spiked balls of death. You know, no biggie.

The game splits its levels into individual worlds, each of which has its own theme. The

themes aren�t terribly original aesthetically, but...they do manage to keep the gameplay

fresh. Each world introduces clever new ideas and enemies, to keep the concept from getting

stale. And as a result, it never does. This game is fun from start to finish.

Part of the reason for that is how well it plays. Your controls are pretty much limited

to movement with the analog stick and jumping. You can also do a little dash that breaks

through certain objects, and if you dash after jumping, it�s like a long jump. Otherwise,

that�s it. That�s all you have to overcome these puzzles.

And that�s what�s so great about Do Not Fall. There�s no unnecessary nonsense in

terms of controls or mechanics. Just simplicity, which puts the puzzles in the focus.

And you know, the game looks good, too. My only issue is that some of the art feels a

little bit...DreamWorks, I guess? Specifically, the rabbit. That�s...I mean, there�s no

nice way of saying it. That�s an ugly freaking rabbit. Hey, no wonder your cousin got all

the attention. Chocolate and good looks?

That�s a double threat.

And I�ll tell you what. The game gets an A for effort if only for including multiplayer

modes. You get to play as different characters from the single-player mode, only with different

variations on the Do Not Fall gameplay. So...soccer, obviously. With blocks falling as you run

on them. And while there�s not much depth or structure to them, they�re actually a

lot of fun. At the very least, it�s a great little addition.

You know, there was a Game Boy Advance game called Frogger�s Adventures 2 that was basically

this same idea...only nowhere near as good. Do Not Fall gets just about everything right.

The difficulty is perfect, the controls are solid, the level designs are fantastic...it�s,

like, everything I love about puzzlers and platformers combined.

It�s alright, break the rules. And fall headfirst for Do Not Fall.

But then don�t fall, after that. That would be a problem.