you're gonna die in one minute!

- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

Okay, what does it mean when someone says,

We're their OTP?

Oh, heh heh, yeah, that means that we're their one true pair.

Okay, why don't they just say that then?

Dude, they're just typing online.

Imagine how dumb it'd be if everything we did online

we did in real life.

THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE

CAPTCHAS

(club music)

Stop right there!

Read this out loud, please.

I need to know if you're bots or not.

I wanna lick Harry Style's nipple.

(groans)

What the hell was that?!

You didn't capitalize the W.

Now go home with your little bot friend before I punch you again.

Go!

(whimpering)

SPAM

I have a pill that will give you a 15 inch rock hard erection

that'll last you 13 days.

Okay, that's definitely the fakest thing I've ever heard.

Do you really think that anybody would ever fall for that?

What?

INTERNET TROLLS

(Anthony) Your hair looks stupid. Your hair looks hecka gay and fat.

Hair fail!

Okay, Anthony, I know that's you behind the mask.

Can you just stop? It's hurting my feelings.

It obviously wasn't me. You couldn't see me saying it,

and I sounded exactly like Morgan Freeman,

so it was Morgan Freeman.

Yes, I'd say I agree with that! That was Morgan Freeman.

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(fanfare)

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(wind whistles)

Wha-? Is that it?

You have to go to the other rooms to get more information.

Why?

Because we get 1/100th of a penny for every single view, okay?

That's just how it works.

Well, I got nothing better to do.

(skater) I'm gonna share it with all my family and friends

and bug the sh*t out of 'em.

Great.

LOOKING AT PORN

(moaning)

Yeah, I thought this would be hot, but it's just really awkward.

Let's just get outta here.

Yeah.

- (groaning, moaning) - Yeah, put it in my ear!

IDENTITY THEFT

(laughter)

Hey! Hey, hey, hey! What the hell is this sh*t?!

He knew your social security number, so I thought it was you.

We don't even look anything alike.

Pssht! Man, you know that's racist, right?

(scoffs) Oh, oh.

Uh...(nervous chuckle). Just go, whatever, yeah.

I'm not racist. Have fun.

(giggling)

FACEBOOK COMMENTING

Check her, bitches.

(laughter)

Guys, my grandpa just died.

Oh no.

(somber music)

Like.

Dude!

What?

Hold on, you're not supposed to like these kinds of posts?

FORCED MEMES

Guy Eating Cereal Brian!

Lonely Loser Girl Sitting on a Rock, Read a Book

on the Side of the Street with Hair and Glasses Girl!

What?

(groans)

Guy Who Doesn't Like--(groans)

When People Make Memes-- (groans)

Out of Everything--(groans)--Guy!

(groans)

Yeah, thank God all that internet stuff

doesn't happen in real life, right?

Yeah, now if you'll excuse me, I have something

much bigger to deal with now.

Oh God! God, dude, seriously man!?

Why do I always trust hot girls with pills?!

(groans) Stupid!

LOL!

GAL!

SMHWSMDOAT.

Okay, the only thing I understood out of that was LOL.

Yeah, okay so he said, "Laugh out loud."

Right.

- She said, "Get a life." - Okay.

He said, "Shake my head while slapping my d*ck on a table."

Okay, so that one's like ROFL, where they're not actually

- rolling on the floor laughing. - (thumping noises)

- He's not actually try-- - (thumping noises)

(thumping)

Ew!

(Ian) Hey, guys, thank you so much for watching the video.

If you haven't yet subscribed, click that huge ass subscribe button

on the screen right now.

(Anthony) And click that box on the left to see a deleted scene

for retweeting, and a bunch of bloopers.

That movie was pretty good.

Yeah! Anthony said that movie was pretty good!

(Ian) And if you want to see another video of us making fun

of internet stuff, click the video on the right.

(Anthony) Hey, Google Images, I'd like to see a picture

- of a toaster. - Certainly!

Here's a naked girl with a toaster!

(steamy music)