Very “Homosexual Zebra”.

You’re just gonna watch, huh?

Pervy little possums.

Hey there Mista. I was afraid I had the wrong room.

I’m sorry, do I know you?

You should. You’re the one that swiped right.

Alright. Elephant in the room.

You look nothing like your pictures on Tinder.

Yeah, well, I like to dress up. You don’t like what you see?

I get it, you escaped from the circus again.

Cute. Sadly, I don’t have a clown fetish...

You don’t have to be a jerk!

...Let me finish.

But I kinda like whatever this is you’ve got going on.

Get over here.

Oooo, I like it when you get all bossy.

I have been told that I have excellent managerial skills.

Is that right? Well, I’ve been a very bad girl, boss man...

Whataya gonna do about it?

Uh, verbal warning? We’re talking first offence, right?

No, verbal warning ain’t gonna cut it. Maybe you should spank me!

Well, that seems like overkill.

You could choke me!

Spanking was too far, so you move to choking?

Although, the thought of hurting you is growing more enticing by the moment.

Hey, I know what I want. And you’re gonna give it to me.

Yeah, I want it too!

Oh, wow. Fuck-tard's still here.

Awwww.

Alright kiddies, cover your eyes.

Things are about to get hairy.