me of a secret alliance

Between the Tullies and the Butwells.

We must discuss at once

Right, to the whore house!

But sir!

Time is of the essence!

I said to the whore house!

We need to go somewhere with lots of boobs to distract people from this boring ass plot!

You have a point

Lets go

[Sword clashing]

You're coming with me!

Never!

It is I

It's you

[Sigh in unison]

lord uhh...

[murmuring]

Lord Steve?

Lord Stanus

I'm the fat dead king's brother

Oh, the gay one

Son, I think it's finally time we had "the talk"

[sighs]

Dad, I already know about sex

Explain it to me then

[Sighs]

Sex is when a brother and a sister really like each other

Then when the son born of incest dies, then the brother has sex with the sister next to the dead sons corpse

You've grown up so fast!

You're mother/ you're sister would be so proud

No, no Renly's the one with the spear

No, that's Obrum

No, Renly was definetly the gay one

Come on!

I'm Stanus

The angry older brother

Lives on dragon's stone

Nooope,

You're dragons are becoming a real problem Clasey,

They're growing out of control

I see no evidence of that

[Screams]

Welcome to the knight's watch recruits,

It's cold all the time, everyone's an asshole, ice zombies are coming to kill you, Wild things are trying to eat you, we're almost out of food, no one's getting paid, you always have to wear black, aaand most of you will die.

Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait,

One tiny little detail, you can never ever have sex

No thank you

Wait, guys, come back

Crows before hooooooes

Lord Stanus

I worship the god of fire!

Look, we're sorry we just, we just don't know who you are

It's just not ringing a bell

Maybe these will jog their memories

OK, umm

Everybody shows their boobs here

How is that supposed to help?

Sorry

Sir, the Lanisters are on the run. Our victory is close at hand

Shit!

What's wrong, our fight for justice will soon be over

Have you not been paying any attention?

As soon as it looks like the good guys are going to win they die!

But, sir

[Screams]

Right, uh

I'm just gonna go, then

[Gurgling sounds]

Ok, and the general dies soon?

Yep,

See, I don't know, it just seems like a boring plot

How's this for boring plot?

[Claps]

Oooooooooooooooh!

I love this show!

You get 3 more seasons

[Sings Game of Thrones theme song]

I wrote that song

[Sings Game of Thrones theme song]

Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiken,

Mashed potaaaaaaaaatoes

Broccoli!

Broca-broca broccoli broca-broca broccoli broca-broca broccoli

Broca-broca chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiken

Mashed potaaaaaaaaatoes

Broccoliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Game of food

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