Did you see last night's episode? I can't believe they killed that character.

- He was my favourite. - Shh! Sean's going to say something.

The man who passes the sentence

should swing the sword.

Hashtag: Joffrey's a twat.

I'm really looking forward to this wedding.

Has anyone seen the rest of my body?

I usually leave it below and behind me, but

I must have misplaced it this morning.

Everyone is mine to torment--

[CHOKES] Oh God! Not again!

Where are my dragons?

Oh there they are.

Hodor.

I want to take his face...

off.

The long night is coming.

So you'd better put the kettle on.

♪ Here's the story of a dwarf named Tyrion

♪ Who was brother to two very creepy twins

♪ Both of them had hair of gold

♪ like their parents, Joanna and Tywin

♪ But then one day little Cersei looked at Jamie

♪ and she knew that it was much more than a hunch,

♪ that though siblings, they'd shag and spawn a family

♪ That's the way they all became the Inbred-y Bunch

♪ The Inbred-y Bunch, the Inbred-y Bunch

♪ That's the way they became the Inbred-y Bunch.

[DANAERYS] Oh seven hells!

I've got an itch on the tip of my nose.

Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse.

[OLD NAN] At least you got your face taken when you were young and hot!

No one's borrowed Old Nan's face!

Probably because my face looks like someone sat on it!

[DANAERYS] No one is borrowing my face!

I am Danaerys Stormborn.

Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Collector of Titles--

[JON SNOW] Oh, shut up! You know nothing.

Targaryens are all idiots, right Dad?

Dad?

Ed- Eddard?

[NED STARK] Oh, sorry! I thought you were talking to someone else.

Look Dany, sooner or later you're gonna have to face facts,

and the fact is, you're a face!

- [LAUGHTER] - [JON] That's killer, Dad!

[NED STARK] Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

Literally, because someone has my face reserved until next Tuesday.