PFFFFFFFTTTTT!

What an idiot!

SHUT UP!!

Ha, I've caught you with my lasso of truth.

*sigh*

Wonder Woman is so dumb.

No girl would dress that HOT to fight crime.

Yeah, but she's a superhero.

Can you imagine how stupid it would be if superheroes were actually realistic?

Spiderman

*grunting*

gyaah.....?

*grunt*

SHIIII...aaaaaaaaTTTTTT!!!!!!

Wonder Woman

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sworn duty to protect and serve those of--

gah

Okay, seriously, can you guys just stop looking at my boobs?

X-Men Wolverine

Alright, guys. I gotta go take a piss.

Ngh

Damn zipper.

*slice, plop*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

X-Men Professor X

So you say you can read minds?

-_-

Proof it

Aaaaah

You're a big fan of AC/DC.

Woooaaah...

Catwoman

*Couple of meows*

Ngggh

X-Men Nightcrawler

Hey, dude, do you happen to know where Nightcrawler teleported off to?

Nah, he's probably doing something heroic

like saving the world.

(Girl)-Thanks for coming over.

(Girl)-I'm just so bummed.

Brad dumped me.

(Girl 2)-I know what can cheer you up.

Both-*gasp*

Both-THE KISSING GAME!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hehe.....he

*teleports*

0 o 0

*nightcrawler taking all the panties*

*teleports*

The Invisible Man

I'm naked.

X-Men Cyclops

*eating*

How's your chicken?

Can you please stop staring at my boobs?

What makes you think--

You're burning my tits off.

The Flash

HELP!

OH MY GOD!

HELP!

HHHHEEEEELLLPPPP!!

HELP!

Wai-WAIT!

Oh boy, fresh-squeeze!

That will be five cents, mister!

OH YOU STUPID-

Okay, that would be pretty dumb.

Yeah, like always.

*ringing*

Oh..!

Gotta go.

Don't only drug dealers have pagers?

EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND!

WHERE IS THE MONEY!?

I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, I SWEAR!

Have no fear, citizens. I am here to--

Whaa...

Will you just please stop STARING AT MY TITS!

Save yourselves.

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