So I've been watching a lot of musicals lately,

like La La Land or Beauty and the Beast.

And I just feel like musicals are back in style all of a sudden,

but to be honest I was never the biggest fan of musicals...

at least when it comes to movies.

Like I don't mind watching like a musical play or like a show,

but if I'm watching a movie,

I kind of just want to watch a movie.

I want to see how the story unfolds you know?

I know that's not normal, but I- there's got to be some other people out there who feel the same way...

No, just me...

It's like okay yes I get that no one is as tough as Gaston or as rough as Gaston.

It's like I got it in the first 10 seconds,

but instead we got to listen to that for another three or four minutes.

And don't get me wrong, it's not like I don't like the songs.

Usually they're actually really good songs

I still listen to the Frozen album

I probably shouldn't say that out loud

I just feel like most times when there are musical breaks, it's literally just that.

It's a break from the movie.

And what's even more annoying is most times it breaks into this unrealistic world,

where none of the rules matter.

And yet when it's over, everybody pretends like nothing happened.

I mean when you're really looking at it from an outside perspective,

musicals are freaking weird.

And I get it they're musicals, but I can't help it, it's just how my brain works.

I mean could you imagine what it would be like if things that happen in musicals happened in the real world.

That would just be so... so...

What the hell is this?!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

we just thought we were part of the musical

Get the f**k out

okay

please don't hurt us

we just wanna be a part of the musical

come in my house... never even invited them...

End scene!

MUSICAL

In real life

Beauty Pretzel the Beast

In musical everyone knows exactly what to sing at the exact right time

knowing exactly where to be

and not just a group of people sometimes the entire town

Bonjour!

Bonjour!

Bonjour, bonjour!

Hey, hey why are you doing it multiple times?

You suposed to do it once remember? stupid!

Well Charlie didn't come out here so i do it another time

Bonjour!

You know what guys ... um ...

I'm just gonna keep it going so um...

♪♪♪ "There's goes the baker with his tray like always ..."

hello?

♪♪♪ "There's goes the baker with his tray like always ..."

♪♪♪ "There goes the baker with his...

I heard you the first time, okay?

the bread isn't ready

you yelling is not gonna make the bread cook faster

well I'm sorry, can you at least come out with what you have?

did you not just hear me the bread is not ready, what do ya want? uncooked bread? go ahead!

Well I mean...

you know what, speaking of which

I really sick and tired of you stealing a loaf of bread from my tray every single morning you come around here

It's not free you know?

I'm sorry, I'll pay back eventually but can you at least come out so we can get this done?

Fine...

♪♪♪ "There goes a ba...."

BONJOUR!

Everyone: CHARLIE!

La la la... eh....

In musicals you can meet somebody for the very first time yet somehow

your brains and bodies are connected

because you already know a perfectly choreographed dance together

Despite barely knowing each other

OWW!

What the hell?

A: You supposed to put your feet together on it .. R: No, no no no ....

*Arguing*

Okay, you know what, just keep going. I'll do ...

What are you doing???

The tap dancing! You slide over...

I'm the one who supposed to do the tap dancing, you supposed to...

R: Just keep go ... A: Why?

How am i supposed to know if we never practiced this before? like how am i supposed to know?

A: You know these things already! R: Okay ... fine, okay ...

You think they're alright?

I think they're dancing

but there's no music

*still arguring*

Weird

Frozeeeeed fla....

In musical there's always duets

Or two people randomly sing on the spot

Despite not knowing what song they're singing

and those people are usually mind readers

because they know what each other is gonna to sing

or they're both Eminem in disguised and they're really good at improve...

okay, can I just say something crazy?

I love crazy!

♪♪♪ "All my life has been a series of doors in my face and then suddenly I eat an orange! ..."

Wait, how am I supposed to rhyme that with...

♪♪♪ "I've searching my whole life to find my own place"

♪♪♪"and maybe it's the party talking, or the choc ..."

How am i supposed to rhyme ....

why would you give me that...

that's not even an orange!

That's a tomato!

Tomatoes can be orange!

Okay fine, then why did you give me orange? in all of the words you could've gave me...

'syringe', 'door hinge' ...

wow, okay you wanna play like that?

yeah!

Okay fine start the music again quick!

Start it!

Oh, you're talking to us?

Who else?

Oh! um...

Five, six, seven, eight

*Clicks button*

♪♪♪ "I mean its crazy .."

What?

♪♪♪"We finished each other's..."

-♪♪♪"Sandwiches." -Sentences!

See, that's what I was gonna say, see?

You see how stupid you feel now b*tch?

*Inaudible voice* llliiittle mmMermaid

In musicals sometimes the main character doesn't realize what the real world is really like

but in real life ...

♪♪♪♪ cue the music ♪♪♪♪

*gunshot*

The End

RENT *Trumpet sound*

In musicals the lyrics don't always

have to make complete sense

because it's all poetic

because the music was there

isn't that one logical person that's

willing to call them out on their BS ...

" butt" in real life ....

Guys!

Shut up

Sorry sir we've just been

practicing well as your landlord I've

been getting a lot of complains so can

you guys keep it down okay you're not

the only ones in this building this is

but the main song what are you guys even

singing anyway five thousand seven six

No it's five hundred twenty-five

thousand six hundred minutes it's about

how a year isn't measured in minutes or

hours or cups of coffee it's measured in love

what no no that's a horrible unit of

measurement you want to measure a year a

simple math yeah we know we can measure

a year in 12 months 52 weeks or even 525...

actually that's incorrect you guys are

all very stupid and wrong. See, the 525,600

minutes is roughly 8,760 hours, there's 24

hours in a day, so we divide by 24 giving

us 365 days, which we already know I

think there's 52 weeks in a year and if

we want to convert that to months how

many weeks are in a month? Four? That's right

four so if we divide 52 weeks by 4, we

don't get 12, we get 13. So you're saying

there's 13 months in the year, see?

So maybe you guys can keep it down now now that

you know that your song's stupid?

Oh, and by the way you guys all owe me an extra

month's rent from last year for that 13th month.

Can we pay in love? No.

(whispers) Yes.

Mayonaise

In musicals, the singer is the ultimate live performer.

Nothing can ruin that person's performance.

Not the environment, not the

strenuous dancing or anything else that's physical

button real life... Oh may

have broke one of my keys whoops

♪♪♪"Beyond the line when I cross that line"

♪♪♪"See the line where the sky meets the sea?"

♪♪♪"It calls me"

♪♪♪"And no one knows, how deep it goes"

♪♪♪"And it seems like it's calling out to me, so come find me"

-Charlie: Bonjour!

-♪♪♪"One day I'll know..." -Will: Dammit, Charlie! That's not even the right song!

-Charlie: Whoops! -♪♪♪"How far I'll go..."

*Spits*

(Bee infestation)

Wooo!

*Gunfires*

*Knife slicing the head*

Haig School Musical

In musicals, time stops for the main characters

And their little time stop

does not affect everyone else.

*Calming piano music*

I can't do this Troy, not with all these people staring at me.

*cough*

Hey no no hey hey look at me look at me hey

hey look at me look at me no right here

look at me look at me look at me no no no not

ShH Shh sHH shh SHH sHh Shh

Look at me!

(Quietly) Send me nudes

What?

It's like the first time we sang together, okay? Just like in kindergarten.

Remember?

I didn't know you back then.

Exactly.

*Calming piano music*

Hurry up!

We're Soaaa- Annnnd time.

Wait what? We didn't even get to sing yet!

Well, maybe you should have thought of that

before you wasted everyone else's time.

Next!

This is your (Bleeps) Fault

Lialanding

yeah I don't even know what to

say for this one so... but in real life you

know... in real... putting real it's getting

really old I'm gonna stop doing those...

butter knife!

*Awesome Animal noises*

End scene! yes before you guys comment I

know I did a lot of Disney animated

musicals I'm sorry if I left out your favorite

musicals I know there's other better

musicals out there like I said I don't

watch a lot of musicals these are the

ones I watch I'm not embarrassed to say

that maybe a little and also to my

fellow people who aren't big fans of

musicals I'm sorry you had to listen to

so many terrible songs and this trust me

I don't even like hearing myself sing

but I didn't want to go hire singers

just to make this stupid video and

literally made all the songs sitting

right here on this laptop sitting in this very

seat with a really bad mic so thank you

for making it this far into the video

and sorry that you had enjoy that don't

worry there's not going to be any more

singing because really if I did end with

another song that would just that would

just be so so...

predictable and kind of messed up because I just said I wasn't

gonna do it

and also that's a very lame way to get

into a musical so I'm not.

Wait did Mac's always have a free button on their

keyboard? Oh I get it that is that's even

Lamer, it's a key that's "free"