字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Carl: I'll get some, alright? Elliot: I'm coming with you. Carl: No no wait wait. You can't see anything. There's a car coming, Elliot! *Car horn* The rain is horrible! Soaking today. But that's Wales for you. Guys, how's it going? Hope you're all good. Last night at the Instagram Live. That was incredible! Where I gave away the red iPhone. That was awesome! Today, I am giving away the three iPads! The gold one, the silver one and the iPad space grey. *Stutters* I'm giving them away! And if you want one of those, you've got to: Make sure you guys like and Subscribe, turn notifications on, Follow me on Instagram, follow me on Twitter at Ben Phillips UK. We need to get 100,000 likes! If we get 100,000 likes on this video, I'll get another two red iPhones. That's the deal. Shake my hand guys! In fact, you could shake my hand by clicking the like button, right now. Let's do it and comment below: #brofo #bae. If you want me to shout you out at the end of video. He's (Elliot) been out drinking all night. He went out on a hen-do. Look what I got! Eyelashes. Lip things. Studs. And I've got a wink. We're gonna turn Elliot into Sassy Giles! Sorry bro! *Ben laughs* Carl: Oh, what a mess. Carl: Oh it stinks so bad! *gags* Ben: Carl, this is why I've gotta clean up, every day! I'll go get the wig *Ben sniggers* Carl: What the hell? # Oh I wanna be with somebody. # And when you like and subscribe to my channel. # Oh and turn notifications on. # Need somebody to comment #brofo! Carl: Right. You just made it weirder, not gonna lie. Ben: Okay, okay. *Carl laughs* I have this stuff which is like, ultra superglue. We'll basically put on the wig with his scalp. This is like my superglue drawer. Found this in here as well. (Oh look, it's Ben when he was younger!) DON'T zoom in to it, you donk. This- that is me back in the day, alright? Carl: Screenshot that people. Ben: Don't screenshot it. (Already done Ben. Sorry.) (I think he's applying the glue to the wig, but I can't make it out.) Ben: Keep his head up, keep his head up. Got some glitter and some really strong nail varnish. I'm basically gonna superglue *starts laughing* it on his face! And I've also got lip-pump. That's the stuff that Kylie Jen uses. *bursts out laughing* Bro it smells like Aero mint. How cool is that? Carl: You're obsessed with that chocolate. Send me Aero mint to this address right now. This is that strong superglue stuff. *Carl sniggers* I couldn't open it, so I had to stick a screwdriver through the top. *Carl sniggers again and soon Ben joins in laughing* I'm close to giving Elliot mouth-to-mouth but I'm not. *Ben and Carl laugh* I'm about to put some glue around his eyes. Carl: You've stuck his eyelid together Ben: Bro I've stuck his eyelid together *Ben and Carl burst out laughing* We gotta get outta here! Screw the eyeshadow. And that guys, is how you DIY your bro! *Elliot wakes up finally, unaware of the "Makeover" he received. *Takes a swig of beer* *Carl laughs* He's awake! He's awake! *still laughing* *Elliot realises something's wrong.* Elliot: BEEEEENNN!!!! Ben: Oh jeepers! Jeepers Carl, watch out! Ben: Oh, Elliot, calm-calm down. Elliot: I look absolutely hidious! JUST LOOK AT ME! *Ben laughing in the background* I look like a messed up Lady Gaga on MDMA Ben: For goodness sake your gonna hurt your scalp Well guess what? I think I know what's on here. S-U-P-A-G-L-U-E. It's S-U-P-E-R- *Elliot retaliates against Ben* People that look like this, Donald Trump, sends them away to Area 51. (LMAO!) Trump! I'm coming for you next! *Close your eyes for this bit* I look great in it. *flips hair back* Call me, "BAME-STATION!" Woo! Call me on 07- *stops* NO! Look beautiful don't he? That's in South Wales. Eat it. Ben: What do you mean, "Eat it"? Elliot: What's the odds? Ben: 3,2,1,5. Yes! What's the odds of Carl eating these? Carl and Elliot: 3,2,1,1! OH! Elliot: What're you doing? What is this gonna do for you? This haircut, it's gonna be like yours. GO! I'm not- Elliot I can't! *Elliot screaming* What?! *sirens* That's the old vadge! What? The Vadge That's a women's... I mean...cops. *Carl and Ben laugh once again* Carl: I just don't think this is a good idea. Ben: It's not. Elliot(I think): Suck! *Elliot screams again like a girl* TURN IT OFF CARL! *Carl and Ben kill themselves laughing again* By the looks of it, it doesnt look like it's come off has it Stupid idea! We could suck the glitter off your face Elliot, this is gonna hurt your lips! For goodness sake (Well, no sh*t.) Elliot pull, Elliot pull off I LOOK LIKE JIGGLYPUFF HAS JUST SPRINKLED CRAP ALL OVER MY FACE! (Lol.) HE'S DONE A..."PST" ALL OVER ME! You coulda killed me Ben! Suffocation. See when Suffocation reaches the heart...*weird sound* You're dead! Ben: You can't go out looking like that! Elliot: Yes I can. You know what I sometimes say Ben? Ben: What? Elliot: Why didn't she just swallow the pill? Carl: There's a wanted poster for you in there if you walk in dressed like that! No, there's a picture of me right there. Carl: Elliot, stop using hair spray. You've gotta pay for it! This is embarrassing. Carl: You're gonna be caught. Elliot, there's a security camera right there. Carl: You're gonna be on, "This is haunted." Elliot: I'll tell them to stop recording. Carl: No, you can't tell them to stop recording. You're a wanted thief! Carl: Paint strippers are a stupid idea. It's gonna rip your bloomin' hair out. Elliot: But that's the point. Carl: Your whole head Elliot! *A Tesco worker is trying to pull the wig off of Elliot's hair* Elliot: You're pulling my scalp! Carl: That's security Elliot! (Best Tesco worker ever!) *Elliot flips Carl off* Carl: Sorry bro, he's a bit rude today. Elliot: You're just jealous because the woman in Tesco fancies me and not you. Ben: What the heck just happened in there? *stutters* Elliot: Well, I asked for advice on paint stripper and she decided to strip my scalp. Listen. Ben: Whoa! Elliot: If you're watching, I'ma strip you. (I'll pass Elliot.) Elliot: I mean... Ben: What do you mean strip them? You can't strip- Elliot: I mean...strip. Ben: What do you mean, strip? Elliot: Ah, go away. *gives up* *NOTIFICATION TIME* I hate it when you buy them and they're faulty! Ben: Elliot...it's child locked. Ben: You're an absolute- what are you, 2? Right. Ben: You don't tip- what're you doing?! Elliot: I'm gonna put it on my face. Ben: No, you're not tipping over your face. Ben: You've already screwed up my car by throwing wax all over the place! Elliot: You shouldn't have pranked me then. *Both Ben and Elliot get into an argument* Carl: Oh my goodness. *Elliot whimpering in the background* Elliot: My eyes are burning. Carl: No wonder, you just poured white spirit over them. Elliot: NO SHIT SHERLOCK! Get some paper towels or somethin'! Carl: Alright, I'll go to the store and get some. Elliot: I'm coming with you. Carl: No no wait wait. You can't see anything. There's a car coming, Elliot! OH SHIT!
B2 中上級 米 弟がメスになった!プランク! (My bro's turned into a female! PRANK!) 30 1 1729615329 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語