Fine, but you will never win

Wait, does this means I won

What the... From Japan? ha ha... what the hell is this?

wait

Hello I am Mario

what the hell is this?

I don't talk like that...

He he...

Sweden are you.. are you good at war?

Of course I'm good at war

I'm the Troth son of the viking

who destroyed everything on their way

and drink the blood of their victims

I'm I'm the best at War

That's... that's great. You're amazing

the thing is Germany is coming and

You're going to help me right?

BÖRK

What?

dude... they're coming um

You need to help me

They are just around the corner

BÖRK, BÖRK, BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK, BÖRK

You lying prick. I hate you

kill them

kill them all

kill the eastern Europe

kill them all

What the hell are you doing? stop!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Are you blind???

Communism is on the rise

What?

Where the hell did you hear that

well even if I'm wrong.. I'm still doing them a favor

You know what they say better dead than red

I Hate you

I hate you, too

Hey guys

Nice, day huh?

But... but you hate gypsy more right?

Got some change guys?

You damn right I do

Nice shot buddy... nice shot

*mumble* *mumble*

Do you wanna hear it guys?

It's really good idea guys...

Latvia.. Please, stop talking.. Please

We should call Baltic states potato states

What do you think guys?

Priviet

I have a surprise for you

Oh boy!! I love surprises!

Wait, what the hell?

Guys... guys don't, don't worry I got this

So ummm guys

what about our potato union. Did you wanna do it guys?

I hate my life

Previet

Can I, can I buy this tank please?

Yeah, sure

Hmm that's strange

Why did Indonesia pay in Zloty?

What the?

What the hell?

Die Kurwa! Die!!!

I have so much money. I could wipe my ass with it

I have so much oil. I could shower in it

Where's my freaking milk

and... and I have

Listen here

Don't you even try?

Hey, Sweden, what are you doing?

I made a time machine

That works on someone's memories

that's... that's awesome

Hey there...

Ooo kurwa a red button?

Is this button for space

No Poland!! No!!!

I feel strong

Turkey

Run

Run!!

fe-fi-fo-fum

I smell Ottoman

I think.. I think I got something

ohhh good. What did you catch?

It's a

It's a potato

I Must have it

What?

No, I caught it. It's mine

No, it's mine

I said it's mine

Let go you son of a...

finders keepers

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

Are you crazy?

It's.. It's mine

my own

my precious