you are going down

I have 10 million soldiers

Armed with 3 pistols

and 1 million tanks

what do you have?

he he he he... Gypsies

what did you say?

I said Gypsies

and?

and how will Gypsies help you?

well... How will you win a war

If you don't have any of those things?

Hey America

Hi Austria

Ahh god dammit

Hey America

Hey Italy

Ahh for f*ck sakes

Hey America

Hi Chad

Ahhh god dammit I'm getting tired of this shit

Hey America

You know what? I'm getting tired of this crap

every country I guess is wrong

who the hell are you?

I'm Montenegro.. chill man.. chill

Mountain?

Negro?

Can I into Balkan?

no

Can I into Balkan?

no

Can I into Balkan?

I said no

Can I into Balkan?

No... Shut the f*ck up!

Fine...

I will have to you my secret weapon

what the...

Kosovo is Serbia

Ooooo he he he ... buddy

Welcome to Balkans

You have more of this stuff right?

I kicked you ass

and oh boy I kicked your ass!

and you got your ass kicked

and I kicked your aaaaaa.....

wait a second

that's right b*tch

Hello? Sorry?

What does this sign say?

It says

Danger don't jump in in Romania

and the below?

the same thing but in French

and below?

The same thing but in German

and why is it not also written in Hungarian

well.. because you Hungarians

are allowed to jump in

die you all

die!

Die!

Die!

Germany

are you hungry?

eat Snickers because you are not you when you are hungry

better?

better

Die

Come here!

Come here you...

die!

Russia?

Are you hungry?

eat Snickers

because you are not you when you are hungry

better?

better

you evil little shit!

if you don't stop interfering in other countries

and my country business

I will beat your ass

yea.. okay yeah... huh..

Hey! I'm talking to you!

Shhhh! man the best part is coming

Just stay quiet for a second

if you keep ignoring me he he.. I will blast your ass

with my latest technology weapon

and trust me.. you don't wanna see it

man I love this part

That's it!

you asked for it

oh shit.. I've done it this time

*heavy breathing*

yeah you better run

you little shit

I showed him this time!

you did well

yeah...

you did well....