so each of you need to tell me

what you gonna do when you grow up

when I grow up I wan to occupy Europe

I will occupy Africa

Asia is mine

uhhh...

okay umm..

What about you Russia

You will all be mine..

Hello everyone

Our footballers have won the FIFA 16

hooray hooray

hooray

our toughest games were

Germany 0-7

North Korea won

hooray

Brazil 0-5

North Korea won

Netherlands 0-6

North Korea won

yeeeeeeeeee...

Argetina 0-3

North Korea won

We are going to receive our price of FIFA

We are the fittest country in the world

Today Brazil and Germany

Are going to give us the prize of FIFA 16

You are the best country in the world

here is the prize

yes yes you are the best country and the best leader

say hooray you peasent

Hey Hungary

Wanna hear a joke?

Yeah sure I guess why not...

Transilvania

That is some stupid joke I don't get it

Yeah that is right!

you will never get it

he he he he

Hey Afghanistan do you wanna be friends?

Yeah, okay I guess

he he hell yeah

wait... what the f*ck are you doing man?

Don't worry comrade I will save you

I will save you

I will save you comrade

I will save you comrade

I will save you

I will save you

I will save you

just

please just

just leave me alone please

America there is a flood killing your people

Wait I'm trying to figure out

if this glass if half empty or half full

we have a bigger problems than a glass of water right now

I think I got it

just... just give me a minute

your cities are flooding

wait I'm almost there

yeah definitely half full

ahhh shit

he he well..

there are at least two things that are half full right now

yeah...

Hey do you remember the old days?

they were good days

we totally kicked your ass in the war of independence

and you totally were the best swimmer

well... okay yeah at least our leader didn't fuck goats

what did you just say?

I said

At least our leader didn't fuck goats

What happened to Greece

I happened

Guys?

Yeah?

What is it France?

Do you wanna play bloody Mary?

Okay

Okay let's do this

Wanna keep watching television?

Hell yeah!

Okay let's do this

Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary

A bottle?

where is my bottle of vodka?

the mirror has Russia help us!

Help us America

How can mirror be real if your eyes aren't real?

America please...

In the next episode of glove wars

Guten Tag

Wait... we only agreed on gloves

put that away man

stop

Happy birthday!

Thank you so much guys!

Can we open the presents?

sure buddy

Cool man, thank you so much!

sure man

Here comrade, some vodka and ak47

he he ahhh....

Thanks I guess

I got you the best present this year

Spend looking for this some time, hope you like it

Is this what I think it is?

Oh man this is the best present ever!

Wait what??? It is just a rock

ehhh... Montenegro like it so much...

It kinda looks good now

I need it

I need it!!

I need that rock!

Sir we just found a country that has a lot of oil

do I look like I need oil?

we need this f*king rock