(Ian) Shut up!

SHUT UP!

(Ash) I can't believe I'm finally a Pokémon trainer!

信じられない、ついに俺はポケモントレーナーになったんだ！

I'm gonna catch 'em all

いつか必ず全てのポケモンを

and nothing is gonna stand in my way!

捕まえてやる

Hey, what the hell is this guy doing?

あ、あの　こいつ何してるの？

Oh, that guy? He's just waiting to fight ya!

あぁ、あいつか？彼は君とバトルするのを待ってるのだよ

What? I don't wanna fight him!

は？あいつと戦うだと？

Well, do you wanna get past him?

あっち通りたいんだろ？

Yeah.

まぁ、うん

Well, then you gotta fight him, ya stupid jackass.

なら戦うしかないだろう、まったく、、おバカさんだな

God, none of you idiots know anything Pokémon!

00:00:35,999 --> 00:00:39,400 ♪ (陽気な曲) ♪

♪ (cheerful tune) ♪

00:00:49,395 --> 00:00:52,524 お前変な目で見たな！LET'S BATTLE!!!!!!!

Boo!

♪ (戦闘曲) ♪

You looked at me funny! Let's battle!

え、俺はお前とは戦いたくないよ！

♪ (battle tune) ♪

ドンマイさ、お前は俺の前を歩いちゃったんだからな！LET'S BATTLE

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't wanna fight you!

♪ (戦闘曲) ♪

Too bad, you walked in front of me! Let's battle!

NO!俺は誰とも戦いはしないぞ！

♪ (battle tune) ♪

ポケモンを捕まえたいだけなんだ！

No! I don't wanna fight anyone!

（溜め息）

I'm just here to catch Pokémon!

俺はなここに誰かが来ないか待つために

(sighs)

5週間もここに突っ立ってるんだぞ！

Look man, I've been standing here for five weeks straight

お前は俺の苦労を無しにするのかい！

waiting for somebody to walk by!

おｋ

Do not take this moment from me!

LET'S BATTLE

Fine.

♪ (戦闘曲) ♪

Let's battle!

00:01:33,167 --> 00:01:35,600 ピカチュウ！君に決めた！

♪ (battle tune) ♪

ピカチュウ

I choose you, Pikachu!

へっ、それがお前の捕まえてある全部のポケモンか？行けコイキング！

Pikachu!

( ^)o(^ )

Heh! Is that all you've got? Go, Magikarp!

コイキング、あいつに”はねる”だ！

Karp? Karp?

( ^)o(^ )

All right, Magikarp, hit him with the splash attack!

00:01:52,818 --> 00:01:55,774 ピカチュウ、ひっかくを使え！

Karp? Karp? Karp? Karp?

( ^)o(^ )

- Pika? - Karp?

続けてサンダーショックを使え！

Alright, Pikachu! Use scratch!

00:02:03,945 --> 00:02:07,027 攻撃を1回したら次に俺が攻撃するまで待つんだ！

- Pika! - Kaaaarp!

お前には、はねるしかないだろ

All right, now use thundershock!

待て、今考えてる！

You can't go twice in a row!

敵のポケモンは捕まえれません

You have to wait for me to choose what attack I wanna do next!

バトルから逃げれません

All you have is splash attack.

クソめ

Hold on, I'm thinking!

よし、コイキング！

Son of a bitch...

奴にはねるの攻撃だ！

All right, Magikarp!

00:02:37,572 --> 00:02:41,375 よしピカチュウ、次で殺るぞ　サンダーショックだ！

Hit him with the splash attack!

ピーーーカーーーーチュウウウウウウ！！！

Karp? Karp?

敵のコイキングは倒れた

Alright, Pikachu! Annihilate him with a thundershock!

今回は運がついてたな、ほら20ポケドルだ

Pikachuuuuuu!

やったぜ。

You got lucky this time. Here's 20 poke-dollars.

今のは寄り道だ

Sweet!

俺はいつか必ず全てのポケモンを

Now that that's out of the way,

♪ (ドラマチックな音楽) ♪

I can finally continue my quest to catch all...

ファッ

♪ (dramatic music) ♪

00:03:11,894 --> 00:03:14,490

Fu--

00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:16,362

(Ian) To see bloopers from this video and more,

00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:20,078

click the link in the description below!

00:03:20,078 --> 00:03:25,847

- Pika...chu! - (gunshot)

00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:29,755

(Ian) Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button!

00:03:29,755 --> 00:03:32,040

♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪

Ah yes, this music brings back fond memories of my childhood.

I have a nostalgia boner right now.