字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Granny! - Hello! - You ready to go to the pet store? - Yeah, I'm ready! -Let's go get some animals! Grandma goes to the pet store. (Lion King theme song) -Ouch! He's bitten me! - Oh! What did you do? Take 2 (Lion King theme song) The bird section Grandma, those aren't turkeys. Grandma, that's not a turkey. - I know. -What if he just start flying away and you go with him? - Oh, god. - Is he biting you? It looks like a banana. - Yeah! - Polly, do you want the cracker? - Hell no, lady I want no cracker. Do you get little bird call back? You guys could go hang out! - Are we gonna hang out, buddy? - Yeah. - Pat them - You scared me, buddy. - You scared me too. - Did you scare me? Don't scare granny! It's granny! - I guess he didn't understand. You got a little friend there, don't you granny? - Wow, you're pretty! - You guys gonna hang out? - I know! The colors! - Grandma, that's not a turkey. I don't think that's a turkey. But hey, that's okay! The dog section Hey grandma, you know why they call these “wiener dog”？ - I haven't known. - 'Cause it looks like a wiener. - Ah-Ha. - Grandma, those are the dogs they looks like your hair. - I know honey. -You know what they called those? They call them“Cocaine Fro's” - Cocaine Fro's. - Yeah, I'm buying you one today! -Nooo. - Yeah! -No. No, that's a nono. - You need a guard dog! You live in the hood now! - It's okay, I love the hood. - Wouldn't it be nice to have a little guard dog to protect you? - No, I don't need any protection. - You guys can go get haircuts together! Or cocaine fro cuts. The reptile section Granny, you like the snake? What? Come here grandma, it's nice! - What? - You gonna hold it? - NO. - Come here! - Come on, it's not dangerous! - No, I'm not going to. - How do we know grandma do fear this? You wanna hold a lizard? - I'm a loser? -No, not a loser, are you gonna hold a lizard? - What? - You wanna hold a lizard? - Where is a lizard? -There's one on up here! - I thought so. I like those guys on television. I do! - What lizard on television? - Lizards on television in green and They walk. - Are you losing your mind? Oh, the Geico commercial! - Yeah! I like that! - You like that? - I like that, it get's to its car... - Do the lizard dance! The dog section again - We're pals! We like to sleep and rest. - And do granny things? -Yeah, and do granny things! - What would you name him? - I would like to call him "Spotty"! - Spotty? - Spotty, are you Spotty? - That's a good name! - I think Spotty is a good name. That is Spotty! You got the spot! Look at that! - He does have the spots. - You got it here, and here, you got it there. - Give him a little bark! - I forget how to bark. - Wooof! Woof! - I don't think he's... - Are you sleepy buddy? - No, I don't he's responding to you, grandma. - He's not paying attention. - Brah. - You guys want to take a nap together later? - I think you're taking your nap now. - Are you want to take it with him? The - I'm not really sure section - They are cute? - NO. - No? Why not? -To me, they look scary. - Oh, poor guys. You know what these animals remind me of? - What honey? - You. Because they just sleep all day like you. Who let the dogs out?