字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント My name is Olympia, um I'm 17. I'm just a regular suburban chick and I am addicted to pretending to be furniture. I think it's it's something I've just loved doing all my life and it stems from you know one sort of Christmas my aunt Rosemary sat on me accidentally - she didn't mean to - and I was frightened and horrified at first but you know the more that I've sort of recalled and remembered it, I wish she'd do it again. I have to do it, it's a compulsion. I'll be doing you know the washing up - some sort of regular you know day-to-day activity and I'll remember that I just love being furniture and I have to just - have to do it. My name is Nova. I am Olympia's... let's say life partner. Olympia is addicted to taking on the roles of various pieces of furniture. Well, we live in a very small apartment. I just don't understand how she thinks I don't know. She - I don't think she - she has no idea I am very aware of this... I don't want to say sickness Hobby? Perhaps? Um, when you're standing with a lampshade on your head that's not inconspicuous. I can't explain it. I don't expect anyone to understand it. I just fucking love it. You know an armchair, a chaise lounge. You know I'm there. It's getting to the point now where it's really affecting - affecting me and I'm... you know... I don't know how I'm going to tell my family and my friend. I've got this wonderful partner Nova and she has no idea that I do it. You're not incognito I can see that you're standing there with a lampshade on your head. I'm yet to bring this to her attention though, I'm, I'm - I'm worried about what it would be like for our relationship if I brought this up with her so as - as of right now she doesn't know that I'm - I'm aware of this. Um, so, I mean, I've brought you here today... I just, um, I have something to tell you, Nova. It's... it's kind of a big deal, I suppose. It's kind of hard for me to say this. Um -What? -I am addicted to being furniture. -Oh for fuck's sake -Um, it's something you know I've had to battle with for a very long time and I know that you never suspected you've got no idea -Oh I know about the furniture thing that you do. -No you don't know. You have no idea. -You do this, this thing... -Basically what I do is... -where you pretend to be furniture -I pretend to be furniture -no you don't know you don't - let me just finish please. Do you honestly think I don't know?! I'm sorry I can't. I'm sorry. I'm just addicted to being furniture. I feel it, I am it. I am that armchair. We already have so much furniture what else could she possibly turn in to? Sometimes I feel like she wants me just to sit on her.