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  • My name is Olympia, um I'm 17. I'm just a regular suburban chick and I am addicted

  • to pretending to be furniture. I think it's it's something I've just loved

  • doing all my life and it stems from you know one sort of Christmas my aunt

  • Rosemary sat on me accidentally - she didn't mean to - and I was frightened

  • and horrified at first but you know the more that I've sort of recalled and

  • remembered it, I wish she'd do it again.

  • I have to do it, it's a compulsion. I'll be doing you know the washing up - some sort

  • of regular you know day-to-day activity and I'll remember that I just love being

  • furniture and I have to just - have to do it.

  • My name is Nova. I am Olympia's... let's say life partner. Olympia is addicted to

  • taking on the roles of various pieces of furniture. Well, we live in a very small

  • apartment. I just don't understand how she thinks I don't know. She - I don't

  • think she - she has no idea I am very aware of this... I don't want to say sickness

  • Hobby? Perhaps? Um, when you're standing with a lampshade on your head

  • that's not inconspicuous. I can't explain it. I don't expect anyone to understand

  • it. I just fucking love it. You know an armchair, a chaise lounge. You know I'm there.

  • It's getting to the point now where it's really affecting - affecting me

  • and I'm... you know... I don't know how I'm going to tell my family and my friend.

  • I've got this wonderful partner Nova and she has no idea that I do it.

  • You're not incognito I can see that you're standing there with a lampshade on your head.

  • I'm yet to bring this to her attention though, I'm, I'm - I'm worried about what

  • it would be like for our relationship if I brought this up with her so as - as of

  • right now she doesn't know that I'm - I'm aware of this.

  • Um, so, I mean, I've brought you here today... I just, um, I have something to tell you, Nova.

  • It's... it's kind of a big deal, I suppose. It's kind of hard for me to say this. Um

  • -What? -I am addicted to being furniture. -Oh for fuck's sake -Um, it's something you know I've had to

  • battle with for a very long time and I know that you never suspected

  • you've got no idea -Oh I know about the furniture thing that you do.

  • -No you don't know. You have no idea. -You do this, this thing... -Basically what I do is...

  • -where you pretend to be furniture -I pretend to be furniture -no you don't know you don't - let me just finish please.

  • Do you honestly think I don't know?!

  • I'm sorry I can't. I'm sorry. I'm just addicted to being furniture.

  • I feel it, I am it. I am that armchair. We already have so much furniture what else

  • could she possibly turn in to?

  • Sometimes I feel like she wants me just to sit on her.

My name is Olympia, um I'm 17. I'm just a regular suburban chick and I am addicted

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ソファになりたい|私の奇妙な中毒 (I Want To Be A Sofa | My Weird Addiction)

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