I've been anticipating this moment for at least TWO MONTHS!

Well that's not very long but you get the point. Come on dude.

ALMOST OPEN OHHoh oh. Oh boy.

that's a wii u

SHUT UP

I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

ooahh where am I. Who am I.

I-I am so hung over.

I feel like it's been one hundred years...

WAIT has it actually been a hundred-

yes it has.

ah fuck.

no NO no I'm not-

I'm not dealing with this shit today. No.

I'm going back to my water bed. This is... this is overkill.

remember the skulls from mgs5?

tha-thats that.

thats- thisisthis.

no thanks

YOU'RE WRONG!

That's the iDroid from MGS5! Remember that game? Just like that.

bu-wh-is that the fulton? Why is th-why is that in a Zelda!?

Isn't that right, D-Dog?

Isn't that right, D-HORSE?

ISN'T THAT RIGHT D- no thats, that's Huey Emmerich.

Who's this goofball? "Pikango"?

What're'ya lookin' at here son?

What's your plan?

Oh he's, he's going for it all right.

He's painting like a storm!

It was worth it. It's a masterpiece.

I just can't help but feel like I'm... I'm being watched...

HEY GAMERS

IF YOU WANT THE EDGE IN STEALTH GAMEPLAY

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT CAMO FOR THE JOB

luckily for me

I got spaghetti sauce

Now I'm ready...

TO PLAY TONY HAWK: PRO SKATER 2!

WE'RE GRINDING THIS RAIL ALL THE WAY TO THE END-

ooh. maybe not.

oh, maybe I can like land on the side of the thing and climb-

no

bye bye tony hawk

What's that over in the distance there?

Is that- is that... Rayquaza?

From Pokemon? Real creative, Nintendo. Real creative.

Gee! Sure is boring around here!

Reminds me of uh, my favorite game

Dra- Dragon's Dogma.

Remember that game?

UUEH YOU CAN CHOP TREES?

OH THAT REMINDS ME OF UHH MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME

minecraft

just like minecraft guys

stop

hammer time

i'll be here all night folks

you know me, master comedian

bringing laughs all over the world

yeah, make sure you donate to my patreon

JUST- JUST LIKE NO MAN'S SKY

Ahh, no long time no see buddy it's uh it's Picasso the painter man.

He seems to be in deep thought about what he has just created-

OH

oh man, he's outdone himself

10/10. just like this game.

HEY GAMERS

I'M HERE WITH EXCLUSIVE REVEAL FOOTAGE

OF SHADOW OF WAR

THE NEW LORD OF THE RINGS VIDEOGAME

I'M GOING TO TAKE THE ONE RING TO the- mount doom...

or not

Oh, it's, it's like Dark Souls.

Alright that's enough tomfoolery.

Now we're gonna go straight to ganondorf

and fight the... ganon

ALRIGHT LOSERS

YOU SEE THESE THREE GIANT ENERGY BEAM SWORDS OF DARKNESS

THEY'RE FUCKING TRASH

THEY'RE GARBAGE

GET EM OUTTA HERE

Now if you want a true weapon...

You want something like a soup ladle.

That's gonna help you out.

Now that I have the power of Tomato Sauce at my side,

surely the Demon Lord of all Darkness and Hell should be no problem.

We're getting close now, uh, looks uh, looks a little dangerous.

ooh, there's two of them

uh, over the fence, OVER THE FENCE, GO NOW NOW GO GO GO

Oh. Well, that was easy.

No problem. This should be a cakewalk, really.

oh hello ther

i am just a little linky

do not shoot me

i left- i left my car keys at the castle

don't shoot DON'T SHOOT

DON'T- fuck you

JESUS CHRIST these guys are relentless.

Just... there's always TWO of them, or like...

They're all following me, just LEAVE ME ALONE if there was a third one I'd be dead

Okay.

OH I SEE HOW IT IS NINTENDO.

Oh, it's like DARK SOULS. It's HARD.

IT'S A HARD GAME. HARD GAME.

GAME SUCKS

It never ends.

Just leave me alone.

I just wanna go to the castle to get my car keys, okay?

Oh there's an entrance

Get in there get in there get-

Shoot, DON'T SHOOT ME

Get in- *sigh*

I finally made it.

It should be smooth sailing from here on.

fuck you

GOOD THING I HAVE MY SOUP LADLE

NOTHING CAN STUMP THE YUNG CLUMP

it broke

Okay that's the end of the video guys

Show's over

I can't- I can't beat the game, if my SOUP LADLE breaks,

That's, that's just the end, that's just it.

I have to delete my youtube channel now.

Uh, click off the video now.

The video's over. It's over.

My life is over.

Kill me now.

You know what they say...

If you can't handle the heat,

Jump into a freezing cold river.

Speaking of cold whater