OH MY GOD

♫ Because I've got a golden ticket ♫

Oh my God

♫ I've got a golden twinkle in my eye ♫

Today I am so excited

♫ I've got a golden ticket ♫

Uh.. Nintendo has given me this unique opportunity

Uh to play the new Zelda game

I got this tweet from Shigeru Miyamoto

"Yo PewDiePie love your bomb ass video,

almost as much as I love cocaine and women"

"here's the latest build of the Zelda game I hope you like it"

You guys know me

I am the biggest Legend of Zelda fan, EVER!

like if you watch other Zelda fans on YouTube, Fuck 'em

so im so excited to play the NEW Legend of Zelda game

I've been waiting for this

Oh My God, it looks

here we go, oh my god

it's a, it's a, it's a Zelda game coz it's trade marked

*low quality music plays*

really good choice of menu music

*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

o o o ooooo oohhh

*girl* But father what it something happens to you

*dad* I will take the triforce of courage to protect me

*dad* if you don't hear from me in a month, send Link

*PewDiePie* Laughs

*Link* oh boy I'm so ...

*pewdiepie* Oh My God, Link, is he wearing lipstick

is that a butt hole

that's Links butt hole

*narrator* first move the triforce to pick a place on the map

what the ...

*narrator* then press button 1

I'll fly there in a flash

shh, well she, oh Zelda can fly now!?

this is the real Ninten-

*narrator* move the controller to move me left or right

Great

*narrator* up and over makes me leap

where's the button to kill yourself

*narrator* luckily i brought my smart sword

it won't hurt anyone friendly

*pewdiepie* smart sword what is this an iPhone, what the fuck

*old man* course I'm on your side

WOW

*old man* but I still have to sell the stuff

alright now we know how to play

Oh God

*more low quality music plays*

the music

I love it

It's the best

err lets do, what's the difference between start game and new game

ok

new game please

ok, ahh how about we go to Aru Ainu

Hey we are in Africa *laughs*

What happened?

they really stuffed up the graphics on the Nintendo Switch

OH MY GOD its...

The lion king character, What ever

The resolution is incredible, the frame rate is so smooth

This is unlike any gaming experience

I have ever experienced

And you know I always give you honest reviews

Like what I..

If I don't like something, I'll tell, I'll be sure to tell you guys

I'll be the first one to say it

ahh, also full disclosure this is a sponsored video by Nintendo

they are paying for this review, A lot-a lot of money

When I asked them to send me a switch

They did not just

Not reply at all

and tell me to fuck off-

What the fuck happened there

My left ear is uh - really enjoying..

This.

This is great

It's a bit- Oh, oh shit!

Oh my god

Oh my god

It didn't die.

Great

I always love how Nintendo always innovates-, comes up with new

Y'know they don't put graphics first, it's not about the graphics (obvious sarcasm)

It's about the gameplay

It's always been about the gameplay

*low quality sword swing noise*

Let's run away from these- oh ok

Now we can go here?

Excellent.

Hey(a), it's granna.

Granny

I killed her.

Wow, that was fun.

*dying hyena*

*more LQ sword slashing*

what's happening

Woman: "Hello Deary, oh just a minute."

*woman speaks russian or some shit i dont speak cyka blyat*

I love her smile

*Laughs* She's so happy about the blanket

*LQ sword slashing*

Woah

I can shoot blankets now thanks to Granny!

She gave me the blanket sword

I shoot blankets now through my sword

I love Legend of Zelda it's my favourite game

Okay we are done here

We are done here we have the blanket sword

Now, we can go to Tokyo Tower

No, actually we're gonna go to uh

uh. Sakado

Shoot the blankets

Block it

Bring it, dinosaur rat

Block it

Shoot the blanket

Fuck.

You're not gonna get me this time

Fucking dinosaurs

Why am I not shooting blankets

There it is!

Excellent.

Having a lot of fun.

Hey, it's Christopher Lloyd!

Thanks for sharing, Christopher

Woman: "Sorry, Zelda."

*cash cash get bitches money sound effect*

"Not enough rupees."

What is with the fucking character movements

It's like

*dick up ass*

OF COUUURRRRSEEE *laughs*

"You'll have to wipe out a few more enemies to get that."

Ok, now we got the rope, we got the lantern

Let's get out of here

Oh man, you just have to appreciate the vastness of the universe in the Legend of Zelda

uhhh gameplay

its uh

it - it inspires me

it really does, it really does inspire me-

Let's go to kobitan

How is this guy doin'

Wha-

You're just going to ignore me like that?

Come back here boi

Where's he going

Oh!

Fuck

Take blankets!

Fuck, okay

This is bad

Aight let's go in here

Honestly I think this might be one of the best Zeldas out there

Everyone keeps talking about the Ocarina of Time like it's

a classic, it's never gonna get better

I don't wanna say it too soon, y'know

I've only been playing for a few minutes but I really do think

Shit

I think this one has potential

I think we have a new champion, is what I'm saying

What the fuck, where-

Fucking demon from hell

Okay

Ooh! Hey

I didn't realise how thick Zelda was

Doin' pretty well here.

Zelda looks like she ate something really bad

I gotta say, I really like her

the art direction they went with

Cool so now we can go in here and uh

Talk to this- Hey, how ya doin'?

"Those darn enemies have eaten everything"

"I'd give anything for a steak!"

Pixar

Pixar needs to hire the animators

this is the new generation of animation

look at their faces, their expressions

Hey, Is That The Swedish Flag?

Finally! Hey Shigeru Miyamoto, you crazy bastard,

You put that little reference in there for me

Thank you

Thank you so much

That's very kind of you

Great, I guess now we go to Abitaru

The fucking desert

When do I play as Link? I-

I don't, I don't know

Link is busy

Fucking

There we go

Great, fuckin' mosquitoes

Great. *exhaling pure depression*

It feels so good to play a Legend of Zelda game again

It really reminds me of why I love video games

and why

*autistic moment*

Nintendo always seizes to amaze me with

their innovation

Some would criticise them and say they're trying too hard

to innovate and

I, I say, uhh

I say they are haters

Disgusting haters.

And they don't understand

Zelda like I do

No one understands Zelda

Let's go in here that seems great

HOLYSHIT it's a crab

Great

Glad we did that

Can the crab be killed?

Yes it can

Excellent.

We killed the crab everyone. I repeat,

The crab is dead

*swedish man laughs*

No

Oh shit I can walk up here

Oh for fuck's sake

*releases nut, yelling*

Please

Make this jump

Okay, make this jump

For fuck's sake

Fuck off

They keep comin'

Jump

It's impossible

The jump is impossible

I can definitely see myself sinking 6,000 hours into this game

I really wanna max out all the characters,

Do all the sidequests,

and of course, pay for the hard mode later on

the DLC

I really look forward

to pay for something that should just be free

YES!

HELLYE

Woman: "Nice job over the pit!"

"Here, have a drink!"

Zelda: "Thanks."

Yeah, I jumped over that fucking shit

"Thanks!"

JESUS

Now if my theory is correct, we need to blow up this bomb

I mean, rock

How do we do that

Excellent

Now, go

Great, we have one more chance

It didn't do anything

It didn't do anythign *sobs in swedish*

Man: "Have mercy!"

King: "After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy"

So, when you beat the game

You kinda wonder, what happened to Link

Link: "What happened?"

*swedish man's last breath (colourised, 1940)*

*distorted yelling* What happened?

*Laughing*

Jesus Christ

You know, this may be a biased review because

I am such a huge Legend of Zelda fan

This is it

Go out and buy

The Nintendo switch right now

It's gonna change gaming forever

It is incredible

It is breathtaking

Now excuse me, I have to leave because I wanna die

I wanna die a horrible death

It's the only cure for what I've just witnessed

So I'll see you in uh

Never

But here's another video anyway

and just check that out if you like that

Thanks again to Nintendo for letting me play the game

Really appreciate it, thank you so much

Love you guys so much

and uh

heil