Name: メス効果 (Mess Effect)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:02:23.000Z
Duration: 5 min 43 s
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knows that when I play a game, I wanna hit a button,

What I don't wanna do, is sit through a bunch of dumb bullshit.

With Mass Effect: Andromeda, dumb shit takes center stage.

To say that Bioware dropped the ball here is to be a comedy man.

The ball has fallen off of a fucking cliff,

On a tech level, the game has regressed five years back from the original Mass Effect.

Look at this footage from the original game.

A little stiff, but when this came out, these graphics were incredible!

Notice how the animation looks a little off.

Originally I tried to make my custom guy look like this,

but after hours of trial and error, I realized

I just could not beat BioWare at their own game.

The default female character's face has been mathematically perfected

to be the dumbest fucking face achievable by humankind.

Previous Mass Effect games were solid third person shooters

that were carried by interesting characters

and a lot of self-contained episodic storylines.

The combat was fun, and a little strategic,

but it was mostly satisfying because of the context for the shooting.

Mass Effect: Andromeda is about a robot with no human emotions,

interacting with a team of fucking dickwads,

who unrelentingly berate the player with lame-ass jokes every fourteen seconds.

Liam: "I think I really pissed that one off!"

First things first, who the fuck are any of these voice actors?

She played Paula's friend #1 in Family Guy.

Are you really telling me you don't know who Don Gilet is?

From all these TV shows that don't even exist?

Ryder: "Let's dial down the emotion so we can be clear-headed."

Meanwhile, Mass Effect 2 was hittin' you with fuckin' Martin Sheen,

Seth Green, Keith David, actual recognized actors

who instill a huge sense of presence and authenticity

in the characters and the world of the game.

Okay, now we're back in the new Mass Effect.

Look at this big dinosaur-looking ass dude.

Real quick in your head, just envision what you think this guy sounds like, okay?

Kesh: "I'm Nakmoor Kesh, superintendant of this station."

That is not what you thought it would sound like.

The combat has been dumbed down to where you can only have three moves at a time,

and you can't use your squadmate abilities,

which I assume was some misguided effort to streamline the game like they did with Mass Effect 2,

except in that game, they mostly just stripped away annoying shit from the first game.

Here, I can't even figure out how to get to the fucking mission I'm trying to do.

Okay, this... I guess we're going this way?

Wait! It's back... it's back over here now, okay.

It's so clogged with unintuitive menus and interfaces

Instead of just giving you a list of the guns you've actually acquired,

it lists every weapon in the game, and then you're still not done.

You've actually only crafted a blueprint,

On top of this, Mass Effect is now an open world game for no discernible reason.

Paaran Shie: "Follow closely. Do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone."

Really, all that BioWare has accomplished by making Mass Effect open world,

is that two-thirds of the game is now driving this fucking piece 'a shit car around.

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