are gonna read some of your fanfiction

Now the last time we brought up fanfiction

on the Internet, Rosie got a little bit upset

People kept writing fanfiction about Rose

sleeping with everyone but me, it was quite annoying

Uhm, so probably that's what we'll be reading today

Sounds great

What we're meant to be doing is reading

out our parts like so Rose says something

Rose would read it but I probably won't have any

parts, it would probably be Grace Helbig

Okay Rosie, we're gonna start with

Paranormal Activity 3

and this is by loveislove59

This isn't sponsored but if Wattpad wanted to sponsor us

the Camren fiction is there

Everything in my brain and internal monologue

will be pronounced in a French accent

and everything I speak out loud

will be my regular accent You'll just speak out loud

Okay

I 'aven't spoken to Rosie in 3 days

Should I text her?

I don't know!

"Hi what's up! It's Rose from the party"

[stifled giggling]

"Hi Rose! I'm watching a movie right now"

"That's great! I wanna ask you something"

"What?"

"You, me, Friday at 7? Movie?"

"That sounds great! See you on Friday!"

"See you, bye!"

I 'ave no idea why Rose left

Maybe she isn't coming back?

Oh there she is- wait a second, what's that?

It's a rose

"For you, my lady"

"Thank you sweetie, you're so cute but what's that for?"

Do you know what I wanna say? What?

They've made you way more romantic

Hey! That's not true!

When was the last time you gave me a single rose?

When- Never in our five years

When I picked one out of the five hundred

red roses that our fans got us No

I thought you've loved me for like ten years now

I have! but where's my single rose?

I brought you flowers on the first date She's right here

Sorry but everyone's making Rose out to be

way better in this fanfiction: like sleeping

with other people, being really romantic,

asking me on a date Yeah

I asked Rose on a date, I bought Rose flowers

They've written that out

You- you- I think you're getting upset

like you did a few years ago Wooooow

Maybe you should go write a Tumblr post about it

Maybe I should

Hello! There's no sex yet :(

Okay this is by roseandrosiefix

and it says Rose and Rosie one shot

and she tagged it with

this is for all you horny people

Yes!

So I'm really excited

Okay

The Roses were both sitting on the sofa

cuddled up, watching Pretty Little Liars

As if you would watch that with me

You should watch it with me!

"I love you so much!"

Rosie kissed Rose's cheek

"I love you too!"

She smiled and cuddled Rosie more

Rose started to nibble- Well you act it! Reenact it! We're on the sofa

watching PLL

Cuddle me

Go on, go on

Rose started to nibble Rosie's neck

"Is this a good idea?"

"Why wouldn't it be?" Rose smirked

Then running her hands up Rosie's shirt

feeling and stroking her abdomen. Sexy!

Rosie shuddered, the feeling of

Rose's touch which caused Rose to smirk

even more. Honhonhon

It's getting so dirty

Rose started to grind her hips against Rosie

causing them both to moan

Shall we both moan? [Rose moans like an old man]

Until Rose lifted her arms in the air

To let Rosie take her top off

That is what happened on our second date

How do you know?

She gasped when I slipped a hand

into her trousers and started to stroke her

Feeling her, in quotes, "wetness pool"

I mean- Stop

It's a wetness pool

Thanks guys, thanks for making it look like

I'm disgusting and can't keep it in my pants- Okay

She let out a gasp and gripped the back of my neck Oh my god!

look what you're gonna say!

No, I'm not saying it

"Rosie, more"

I like how it's mostly around our sex life

Yeah, I mean, one thing I've noticed is

we don't have a Bette and Tina joint orgasm

Oh that's good!

I'd like to applaud this

I loved it!

It got dirty but it ended on like

a romantic note, yeah I loved it

And it's to be continued

It's got one comment underneath it from beckypotato1

Sorry if I've just outed you

And she said, "Damn."

I'm gonna leave a comment Can you just put "wetness pool"

"Can't wait for the next installments!" Yes

It's spelt with an 'i'

This chapter's called "The Party"

"Hi Emma what's up!"

"Are you ready for the party?"

"I don't wanna go"

"You need to come out from that room, come on"

"probably you'll find somebody else at the party"

"I don't want somebody else!"

"I want that girl, but okay, I'm coming"

"I'll be ready in 30 minutes"

"See you there, don't forget the ghost costume, bye"

"Bye!"

30 minutes later, I was already on my way

to the party and yes, I was dressed up like a ghost

so no one could recognise me

I parked my car in the parking lot

I saw Emma and went straight in

and then we entered the party

There were not so many people

There was loads of people at my party!

Sorry Rosie! What are you saying?

No one went to your party Loads of people went to my party!!!

I was so surprised because I saw her

The mysterious girl, (queen of arts?)

I was there, just staring at her

She is so beautiful but then a girl came up next to her

and kissed her, I was ready to collapse

Why must every good thing have a bad one?

'Cause I've got a boyfriend

Wait, she's gay or bisexual, and that's awesome

but she has a girlfriend? Why?

I don't even know her name! Her story!

But I kind of like her

Mysterious girl, this is me

I guess?

So I've got a girlfriend

I don't know yet

Wait a second, where is my girl?

I mean, the mysterious girl

There she is!

She's crying?

You have to go after her!

Without this stupid ghost costume!

"Hi, is everything okay?"

What a stupid question, she's crying

obviously it's not okay

My girlfriend Emily kissed a boy

Okay

So obviously me and my girl are gonna split up

Right

"What a bitch! Excuse me, I-"

"It's okay. Did we meet before?"

"Actually, yes, a week ago"

"At the cinema, right? I know I saw you before"

"by the way, I'm Rosie"

"Nice to meet you Rosie, your name is beautiful"

"My name is Rose"

She wrote something down, what you guys think it was?

Exactly, it was her number

I was so 'appy

She left, but not before she give me a kiss on the jheek

Probably I was red as a tomato

That party, was the best of all

Why don't we do a challenge

where we have like 5 minutes

I can literally put my phone on the timer

And we have to write the most creative

best fanfic about our relationship

Like, I already know yours is gonna have 5H in

But whatever, let's do the most creative thing

we can do in 5 minutes and then read it to each other

And why don't we get the audience to vote

whose fanfic is better?

Fine! 5 minute challenge begins now

Okay, I've taken some inspo

from the people we read

and uh, cool, (????) a page is

Okay

(Pages... no???)

Wow, you're already writing?

Don't look!

Okay I won't

Time's nearly up

3, 2, 1 Wait I need a pun!

End!

Right, so I named myself a username You titled it Yeah

I gave myself a username which is

"ihaveeczemabutimstillsexy69"

And I've titled it, quotes, "Treat her like a princess" Okay

And I wrote it in a American accent because

I feel like that's what happens with fanfictions? Yes

By the way, there everyone's like 'wanna watch a movie?' Yes

Whereas we'd be like 'do you wanna watch a film'

Rose is super needy today

She dragged Rosie to the bed

and kisses her hard

"I've decided I'm gonna do something special for you"

"Oh my god what is it?"

Rosie is so surprised because this literally never happens

Rosie can't even remember the last time

Rose even bought her some flowers

Fuck you

"I'm gonna treat you like a princess all day"

"which means that for one day"

"and for one day only"

"you get to have whatever you want"

"Rose, I know what I want"

"What is it, babe?"

"It's James Mcavoy"

Then you read the last bit

No you have to read the last bit

Then they proceed to have the best threesome

of their entire lives and Rose realised

she wasn't actually even gay and that she too

was also in love with James Mcavoy

Then, to make this whole situation

even better, James decided to marry them both

and give them his sperm

They had two perfect, half Scottish children

The end

Rose picked up her bra and left Lauren's house

She didn't want Rosie to find out about this

It was a mistake

A beautiful, poetic mistake

that she'll probably reblog on Tumblr

Was it her Spanish Cuban eyes that led to infidelity?

I thought she's Cuban Mexican

That's Camila, get it right

No, it was Rosie's stink palms

It was a habit Rose just couldn't put up with anymore

"Where are you going?" Lauren asked,

confused as to why she didn't sing it instead

[sings]: "Where are you going, that was pretty fucking dope"

Rose cut in, "Just so you know"

They collaborated just as hard as they did that night

"I just want your Jauregui in my bum"

Back at home, "Rosie I have something to tell you"

"I slept with Lauren, you also need a scale and polish"

"I thought I'd hit you with two very upsetting pieces of information"

I'm shocked and upset

You weren't really in it