Well, I can type 75 words per minute!

SHUT UP!

[sigh]

God, where the hell are my keys?

Seriously, how can anyone live in this crap?

What are you talking about?

Every item here has its own purpose!

♫

[ding]

[ding-ding]

Hey!

Don't mess with my stuff!

What stuff?

[ding]

[ding]

My treasure!

My sweet, sweet treasure!

[sniff]

You'll pay for what you've done!

[ding]

[ding]

[cha-ching]

[cha-ching noises]

Ooh! Money!

All right—

Auugh, ah!

[laughter]

Oh my—

Auugh, ah! Auugh, ah!

Auugh, ah— Auugh, ah—

Auugh— Auugh— Auugh— [etc.]

Auu— Auu— Auu— [etc.]

Auugh, ah!

Oh my god;

dude, that thing is awesome!

Dude, you can, like,

copy-paste sandwiches all over the place

and, like, eat 'em, like, anywhere you want!

Or you can, like, chocolate bars?

Do you have any idea how—what you—things you can do with chocolate—

♫ Do you have any idea how—what you—things you can do with chocolate—

Do you have any idea how—what you—things you can do with chocolate—

like, a million chocolate bars?

You could, like, copy-paste a bunch of, like, cats

[music increases in volume] You could, like, copy-paste a bunch of, like, cats

You could, like, copy-paste a bunch of, like, cats

and make a cat pyramid,

or you could copy-paste a buncha dogs

and, like, make a dog pyramid,

[ding] and, like, make a dog pyramid,

[ding] like, going dog-cat-dog-cat-dog-cat-dog-cat-dog,

like, going dog-cat-dog-cat-dog-cat-dog-cat-dog,

and—wha... hey!

Wh-Whatta ya doing?

Wait, no-no, no! Don't do that! Don't do that—

♫

Hey.

Wha'd'you say, you and I, uh,

get outta here?

♫

[engine noises]

[ding]

[ding]

[ding]

[engine revving]

♫

I know this is kinda fast, but,

I think I'm in love with you.

(In a male voice) I think I love you, too!

Why do you still have Ian's voice?

(In a male voice) What are you talking about?

Your voice! Why is it still—

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me already!

D— No!

[ding]

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me already!

No-No-No! (In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me already!

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me already! [ding]

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me already!

[yelp]

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me al— [yelp]

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me al— [ding]

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me al—

[ding-ding-ding-ding-ding] (In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me al—

[ding-ding-ding-ding-ding] No-ho-ho-ho!

[ding-ding-ding-ding-ding] (In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me already!

(In a male voice) Shut up and kiss me already!

S**t!

Close, close, close, close!

[ding-ding-ding-ding-ding] Close, close, close, close!

[ding-ding-ding-ding-ding]

[Shutdown chime]

Oh, dammit! [Shutdown chime]

Oh, dammit!

[Startup chime]

(echoing) Oh, great!

[sigh]

(murmuring) What...

Oh well, I guess I'll just open up an old save.

[ding]

Wh-What-W-W...

[breathing heaviliy]

I forgot to save?

I ALWAYS FORGET TO SAVE!

[crying]

To see bloopers and...

this... thing...

(male and normal voice) "Just shut up and kiss me already!"

click the link in the description below!

Thanks for subscribing!

I wonder what would happen if I clicked,

"Find something that's three inches,"

and replaced it with,

"Something that is eight inches!"

[ding]

Whoa— ohhh!

My phone is enormous now!

[vomiting]

The following scenes may be disturbing. [sirens]

The following scenes may be disturbing. [wailing in agony]

[wailing in agony]

[screaming]

You've gotta get a hold of yourself!

SHUT UP! Cartoons™