It's the physique that I was cursed with

I'll admit that I'm confused

You're not the one that I rehearsed with

I think we've gone off book

Now, I believe the scene we're botching

But I feel we should go on

Because there's all these people watching

So I guess that you're a baritone

And now we have to fight

I'm a Mezzo-soprano,

and it all ends tonight

Actually you sing between a tenor and a bass

And that makes you a baritone

Your hostility's misplaced

Say what?

Mezzo-soprano is your family name

But you all sing in baritone

That makes you all the same

Wait a minute

Mezzo-soprano is our family name

But we all sing in baritone

That makes us all the same

Mezzo-soprano is our family name

But we all sing in baritone

That makes us all the same

We are all baritones

Diogee, go home!