He just doesn't get it. Do you think I'm bad? (quack) Thank you!

I mean something good finally happens to me and

he just has to come along in rain on my parade. What's his problem?

(quack) See!

Yeah, bad, right..

(quack)

How ba-a-a-ad

can I be?

I'm just doin' what comes naturally.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny!

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature)

That almost every creature knows.

Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest)

And check it this is how it goes.

The animal that eats gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and punch.

And the animal that doesn't,

well the animal that doesn't

winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch

(munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)

I'm just sayin'.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

There's a principle in business (principle in business)

That everybody knows is sound.

It says the people with the money (people with the money)

Make this ever-loving world go 'round

So I'm biggering my company,

I'm biggering my factory,

I'm biggering my corporate sign.

(bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger!)

Everybody out there, take care of yours

And me?

I'll take care of....

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

(shake that bottom line)

Let me hear you say 'smogulous smoke'

(smogulous smoke)

Schloppity schlop

(schloppity schlop)

Complain all you want,

it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop.

(Nooooooooooo-)

Come on how bad can I possibly be?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

I'm just building an economy.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

Just look at me pettin' this puppy

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

A portion of proceeds goes to charity.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

How bad could I possibly be?

Let's see.

(How ba-a-a-ad can he be?)

All the customers are buying.

(How ba-a-a-ad can he be?)

And the money's multiplying.

(How ba-a-a-ad can he be?)

And the PR people are lying.

(How ba-a-a-ad can he be?)

And the lawyers are denying.

(How ba-a-a-ad can he be?)

Who cares if a few trees are dying?

(How ba-a-a-ad can he be?)

This is all so gratifying.

How bad?

How bad can this possibly be!?