Oh, God I hate these.

Sorry?

What?

How-Dare-You-Speak-To-Me-Like-That?

Sorry, can I have technical assistance please?

Putting you through. Cow!

Hello

How can I be of assistance?

What?

How can I be of assistance?

I've got one of your laptops. It won't get past the loading screen.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Yes. Look, is there someone else I can talk to?

There is no-one else available.

All right, all right.

What model do you have?

What model do I have?

- Yes. - It's a Zubion, I think.

Ah, the Zubion. I have to say, we have been having problems...

...with the Zubion. Can you press delete while starting up?

I didn't get that.

Can you press delete while starting up?

No. That was worse somehow.

Okay. Can...

Can?

Yes. Can you press...

- Can you press. - Delete...

Delete. Delete. Can I press delete?

While.

Er...during!

- While! While. - Yes, while!