字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (RHPC HEADQUARTERS 2 months after VMA's) Can we just do something else? It's been like a month since the VMA's and no one cares about Miley Cyrus anymore. Two months. What? It's been roughly two months. I don't get it. Do you not read the text at the beginning of the video? I don't think we're supposed to see the text. Look, it's been one month since the VMA's. We need to put out a Miley Cyrus video. No, we don't. Yes, we do, Will. You get that through your head, Will? You? Huh? Oh, I got it. - What if... - Sean, if this is another pitch about me twerking... - I don't even know... - Oh, come on. - Why not？ - You're not gonna post the video of me twerking! Sean! Wait a second. What if we've been looking at this the wrong way? - What if there's a deeper meaning behind... - Wait a second. Hold that thought, Will. What if we've been looking at this the wrong way? What if there's a deeper meaning behind all of this? Behind what? Behind Miley! Behind why she's different, why she's changing, why she's been twerking so much! I got it. What if Miley really isn't changing? What if she's purposely trying to ruin her image so that she can intentionally lose fans because some secret organization is trying to use her popularity to take over the world? It all make sense now! What the hell are you talking about? How do you even come up with these ridiculous conclusions? Will, it's so simple, how do you not see it? Seriously, Will? Shut up, Sean. You don't know what he's talking about either. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't! - No, he gets this. - See? Fine, prove it then. At the same time. What are we talking about? We're talking about how Miley Cyrus is not changing but purposely ruining her image in order to lose fans as some secret organization doesn't use it to take over the world. What the... And the reason why she can't just come out and say it publicly is because whoever the person and/or persons that are targeting her... (sneeze) Bless you. Thank you. ...are powerful and enough to stop her from saying anything. I don't know what just.... Whatever. You guys really think that's what happened? Yes. Don't be so naive. What? I said. You're being naive! Na-eve? Don't make a word. It's a real word. Nope. But why didn't Miley do something about this sooner? Why now? Isn't it obvious? The secret organization can only brain wash kids which is why Miley was brainwashed when she was a kid. But once she became adult they lost control and that's why she quit Hannah Montana the show when she was 18. This is so dumb! You're just making up ridiculous assumptions basing off of no evidence whatsoever. Will, don't be so naive. So Miley sacrificing her career to save the world? It's not just that. See, at the VMA's when she was twerking? I think I saw something. - You see this? - Eww. I think she's trying to tell us something. Tell us what? The secret! Who this organization is and what they're trying to do! With that? Look, the VMA's are huge. Everyone watches it. But you know what gets more views in the VMA's? The Super Bowl. And who perform the last Super Bowl? Beyoncé. And Beyoncé performed with her old group named Destiny's Child. And one of Destiny's Child's biggest songs is Say My Name, Say My Name. Yet, nobody knows Destiny's Child's name. We know his mother's name, Destiny. And guess what Miley Cyrus's real name is? Destiny. Destiny Hope Cyrus. If Miley is Destiny, and Beyoncé is originally Destiny's Child. Miley is Beyoncé's Mom which means Jay-Z is Miley's son in law since he's married to Beyoncé. And Jay-Z as we all know is rumored to be a part of what secret society that's represented by a pyramid with an eyeball on it. You don't mean... I do. They're all the part of the infamous, one and only Key Club. Key Club? Think about it. What shape does a pyramid with an eyeball on it resemble? A key hole. And a key hole represent something locked, something secret. And the only way to see a secret that's locked up is with a symbolic one eye by looking through the key hole. Really? You really believe that the reason why Miley Cyrus is changing is because of Key Club, the program for high school students to do community service projects? You really don't get it, do you? No, I don't get it. How do you open the key hole? With the key. And what is that key you might ask? Miley was trying to show us the whole time. What do you do when you had the key? You put it into the key hole and you twist it a little bit, and you jerk it around until it unlocks. You twist and you jerk, you twerk! That's the key! Twerking! If we twerk, we'll be able to see the truth. You've gotta be kidding me. What? I'm not gonna lie. I was with you up until "naive" but... That was like, the very beginning of the video. Oh my god, guys. Just watch me, okay? Here. Look. "You're not gonna post the video of me twerking, Sean." "Miley was trying to show us the whole time." "That's the key! Twerking!" Hello, Ryan. Miley Cyrus? I see you found the key behind my great messages. Wait, what? You discovered the truth behind why I've been twerking so much. So, it's not a cry for help in attempt to expose Key Club as a brainwashing organization? No, silly. My song, We Can't Stop, my VMA's performance, my entire changing persona, is just a statement. A statement that I'm gonna be who I am. That was pretty close. Even if some people might think I'm mangy, slutty, some might even describe as "ratchet", at least I'm being myself. But what about all the people that say you're a bad influence for kids? Well, Ryan, if telling kids to be themselves is bad, then I don't know what good is anymore. Look, people my not see my message right now but I can't give up just yet. Cause there's always gonna be another mountain - and I'm always gonna wanna make it move. - Make that move. But I just have to keep climbing and climbing because I can almost see that dream I'm dreaming. The dream that I can have the best of both worlds to be a good influence and to keep partying here in the USA. And no matter how many little wrecking balls flying to my mind, trying to break my achy breaky heart I know that you deep down and I can't stop, and I won't stop, so I can't be tamed. I just gotta keep being who I am. I gotta keep doing me. I gotta keep doing Miley. Lots and lots of Mileys. Wow, so sorry I had you all wrong, we all did. What's important Ryan, is that now you know. And knowing, is half the battle. No, no, I wouldn't say that knowing is half the battle. I won't even say it's 25% of the battle. - Doing something... - You know I was trying to give you a cool note to leave on. But I guess you wanna end this awkwardly, so... Oh, alright then. Miley don't go, I have more questions. Miley! Miley! Molly!! Wait, does somebody says Molly? What? No, I said Miley. Oh.. Shaaa Um.. Hello, Ryan, you there? Where, where's Miley? What? What are you talking about? You're in the middle of your sentence and you just froze. Yeah, so, do you have any idea or...? You know what guys, let's not make this video. What? We have to. Well, if we do we're not gonna bash her like everyone else. Then, what are we gonna do? Tell them the truth. The truth about what? The truth about Miley Cyrus. So, what is it? What? You just said the truth about Miley and wrote it down. What is it? Weren't you watching the flashback, the vision I just had? She twerks to make the world a better place. Did you take care of it? Yes, the target has been incepted. He doesn't suspect a thing. Good. You did very well, Miley. So does that mean... Yes, you're in.