What we're talking about is propaganda.

We're not talking about

the truth,

we're talking about propaganda.

Watch this."

Good evening to you

Welcome to the news feed

Of Rap News transmitting through on Juice Media

As you should be aware

The UN and its members

Hold a meeting in Copenhagen

7th December.

A new committee, which, a few have written

Is the most important diplomatic gathering

In human history.

The first was Earth Summit in Ninety two.

Seventeen years on, climate change

Still divides views.

¿Is the crisis true?

¿Is it definitely our fault?

Former Vice President Al Gore

- Howdy

- Mr. Gore, There's a skeptic core vocally expressing

The contention that your text is flawed

- Oh, Listen y’all

We can no longer sit on the wall

Our rollercoaster is headed for a fall

The mission is still

To reduce the emissions that kill

¿But do we have the political will?

We see on this still

No need to be clever

To see that CO2 and World heat go together

It goes way off the Tip

I need a Crane to see the Top

And if we don't stop a bit

We're headed straight for apocalypse

It's obvious.

- OK, It's time to debate perspectives.

This is Lord Monckton, The Climate change Skeptic

Lord Monckton

- ¿How Do you do?

- Climate change

¿What are your Views?

¿My views?

Well, I can explain

My views can be summed up in a word:

Anthropogenic?

Utterly dumb and absurd

It’s a plot to Tax

Hard working Lords

Like me and You

Ego Lingua latina non teneo,

Sed magister meus crebo me paedicavit

We must fight it

It's our rights they're trying to target

Bloody pinko green martyrs,

They have all been hypnotised

By That con Artist, Al Gore.

His video's fake, Beelzebub's seed

I said schools should Ban it

And a British judge agreed.

Stop Televising him!, The Temperature is not Rising

I'm not lying and unlike Gore,

I'm not Proselytising.

- Well, I'm not "Prosel-whatchamatising"

I’m providing The Inconvenient Truth

On DVD For $25.99

And if we keep Piling CO2

At a maximum rate

Disaster waits

We need Cap And Trade.

- ¿Cap And Trade?

That's just a Masquerade

A Large Charade

A Smokescreen for the Master Race

You can't escape!

The People are rising

They'll stop Copenhagen

And the Treaty they're Signing!

¿Treaty? ¿What treaty?

The one that blends all Obama's Friends

Into a One World Government

If he signs, freedom Dies

And no more Cheap Flights...

But he’ll be in Norway

Getting his ‘War Is Peace Prize’

¿Can we see the Treaty you mention?

Oh yeah, It's right here

Hey! What’s that over there? ...

You don't need to see it

I remember the words:

They want to tax our wealth

For the Developing World

¿And you don’t feel obliged to provide some assistance

When we still generate

90% of Emissions?

We're not in debt for Emissions

We made the Empire

The Natives should pay us

For elevating them Higher

The Queen kept the money,

The Poor get the Boot

Now they're running little schemes

Trying to play us for our Loot.

Speaking of proof

¿Have you seen Inconvenient Truth?

I found 35 fallacies

That need to be removed

¿35?

Maybe that's why the academy liked it

Look, It ain’t perfect

But it's backed by science

¿Backed by science?

Trying to attract High Finance

Keep Average guys Blind

And Taxed by Tyrants

Sure, Viscount!

You care for Average guy's Crisis!

Weeping in your castle

As the Black tide rises

And prices:

El IPCC are Marxist

Trapeze Artists

Bleeding the Free Market

We're the target!

They'll keep us herded in corners;

One Currency

One Government

A New World Order

Better than the coroner

Let this fact just sink in

World Unite

Or face the sixth mass extinction

A Feedback cycle

The death of the Gulf Stream

We need "Clean Coal"

Or it’s the end of the Holocene.

That's just postulated

We've got to collate it

Secretly these people want

The Earth Depopulated

A Communist dictatorship

A way station

Good Christians

Killed by UN Troops

And AIDS patients

You strain my patience

You Scaremongering!

It’s freedom they're plundering

And you're the scare monger king!

I got my Nobel Prize

I was nearly the President

I share that Prize

For revealing this evidence

You got a pin melted down from a Physics Experiment

You`re a Pin Melted down

From a Physics Experiment

- Lord Monckton!

- Let me hear from you

¿Have any of your articles

Have been peer reviewed?

Well, no

But the SPPI has published a few

The Science and Public Policy institute

Their Chief Policy Advisor

¿Happens to be who?

Well, Me...

¿You? ¿So you publish you?

I think we've heard enough from You

People, please, Research the Truth

Nowadays it isn't tough to do

Mr. Gore

Robert, We need global Governance

A new world order to replace

Local Governments.

And I suppose ¿Who better to comprise it?

Than the very same people

Who altered the climate

Sure, ¿Who else?

¿Perhaps the same ones who took care

Of the Planet until We came along?

Ok, Pocahontas!

¿In What kinkiness you're into?

¿Want us wearing Loincloths

And living in Igloos?

People need to Just carry on:

We have schemes to offset emissions

By planting trees

¿Money for new trees?

¿Why not use it to assist local tribes?

To preserve forests that still exist?

¿Would that make me More Rich?

No, Tax is the way

And if that just fails I'll become

Captain Trade!

That's about it for this Episode

But I'd like to end the Show with some Thoughts

Before I let you go

Some Commentators are now on their Feet saying:

Climate change is a Plot by the Power elite

It's tempting to Cry Victim when

The system Curbs Behaviour

¿But are we the Victims or

Are we the Perpetrators?

Our Wealth was Extorted from

The Turf of our Neighbours

Never mind Genocide and Murder of Nature

¿Can we return what We've taken

In a dignified Praxis?

¿Or keep complaining

About paying High Taxes?

And as for the Pilgrims to ‘Hopenhagen’

Hoping that Token statements

And hope can save them

¿Can Reparations and Carbon trading

Hold at bay the Payment for two Centuries

Of global Raping?

If Arctic ice will be mist within six years

¿Can we let these Leaders just

Sit shifting Deckchairs?

And as we get Scared

Teetering on the Tipping point

¿At what stage will we consult

That Missing Voice?

In April an Indigenous summit

Met in Anchorage

Pledging knowledge to enable us to handle this

We have Technology

But lack Philosophy

¿How's sixty thousand years track record in Ecology?

To give COP Fifteen

Any kind of relevance

¿Shouldn’t we Invite the World’s

True environmentalists?

Well, Whatever’s decided

When Copenhagen Arrives,

I’m Robert Foster for Juice Media Saying

Good Night

[Glenn Beck] "Hell, there's a lot to do...

Remember the good old days

when we could sit back and watch TV

and it really didn't matter?

Not anymore."