Let's see.

Infoseek,

WebCrawler,

oh, HotBot.

Okay, literally any other topic.

All right.

How did you guys meet?

Actually, we met online.

Our-our first date was at a coffee shop.

Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up.

Oh, he looks sad again.

Well, I really envy your relationship.

Other than you two only having sex once a year,

you're the perfect couple.

You-you know about that?

Uh, yeah, everyone at the university does.

Were you aware of this?

No.

No, I only told Leonard, Howard, Raj,

Kripke, uh, Professor Wu, Professor Klein,

and a lunch lady in the cafeteria.

How everyone else found out is a mystery to me.