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  • Oh, oh, *coughs* you're going to put on it your head? Smell it first!

  • What's going on Guys, I am Matthias. Today I'm going to be looking at ten ridiculous Amazon Products that Brian went on Amazon and

  • found. He found these products for me and I'm going to let you know whether they're Worth it, whether you should Buy it, or whether

  • you should Deny it. Now before we begin make sure you click that bell icon because

  • you're a person right? So if you're a person then you need to click it... but why

  • should you click it? Because

  • you're going to want to watch these videos all the time. 24/7. Forever. All of your life. Till you feel dead inside. *laughs*

  • (Bryan) You wanna just drink some water before we get started?

  • (Bryan) Thirsty? (Matthias) I don't trust this dude.

  • I don't trust it dude, what did you do? (Bryan) It's water, what do you mean? Just drink it

  • (Bryan)Come On It's not event the first item(?)

  • (Matthias) Stop dude i'm not an idiot

  • bro. This isn't a real label. Is it gonna go all over me? (Bryan) No its water bro

  • I have the first item right here! You see, you didn't have any water before you came up did you? (Matthias) *wheeze* What are you doing dude

  • *Loud siren* (Bryan) Oh geez! *Matthias laughs like a maniac*

  • Okay that was unrelated

  • Bryan has this is mystery box over here full of products and

  • one thing in it went off right when I was about to open up this water bottle. This water bottle feels weird

  • *sniffs* "Oh!"

  • (Bryan) No, don't actually drink it though

  • (Matthias) It's like alcohol! (Bryan) So obviously,

  • this is the first item. What is it? (Matthias) It's like a never-ending water bottle? (Bryan) No, no no if You're Just

  • you were just- walking into someone's room, office would you think anything of it? (Matthias) No absolutely not. I only noticed because

  • I don't trust you (Bryan) And how

  • nice I was being? Oh here, have some water (Matthias) Yeah, here have some water like... (Bryan) Get outta here (Matthias) like you prepped it for me or

  • something like right before we were going "Oh I knew he'd want this." Like Bro I know you're not that thoughtful

  • *laugh*

  • so you're Saying that

  • Whaaat?

  • Weird dude! It's a safe... that's cool. You see that? That's crazy

  • locks in there dude. Wow, you can't even tell at all... If you really look close you can

  • see It's white right there but... that's

  • Impressive dude. So let's say you have a roommate, and the roommates a snooper right? So they're

  • consistently going in your room. They're going to notice that the water bottle is never... I, maybe they

  • won't it... maybe they won't. It's a water bottle, it's hidden in plain sight

  • Eh? (Bryan) Ew you see chunks flying in there?

  • (Matthias) Ew there is chunks dude

  • Brian what's that chunk? What is it dude I almost drank it drank it! (Bryan) I wasn't going to let you drink it. (Matthias) You were looking

  • away! *wheeze*

  • I say this is a buy it dude. If you have, if you have like someone in your family or you have like you know like you have

  • a family that likes to steal your stuff or something like that you know? Hide some cookies in there, hide some candy in there, if

  • your mom's like, *Matthias mom voice* "No candy!" This would be perfect. So I would recommend putting good water in it, so they're just not like

  • "Oh this, this is rancid water dude" and just chuck it

  • "Hog-Wild Pro Thumb Wrestler Colors may vary."

  • Wow you.. is that, is that a hair band? "Unique and innovative children's toy tested for safety and durability."

  • "Portable and easy to use. Ring will determine the true thumb wrestling champion"? Seems like it has really good reviews, do you really

  • need like a stage for thumb wrestling though?

  • Don't you just interlock your fingers together? "Finally someone wised up and realized that street thumb wrestling is becoming an epidemic."

  • (Continued) "No one took us thumb athletes seriously, but now thanks to the professional Thumb Wrestlers Arena

  • We can finally give some legitimacy to the sport."

  • Is his thumb like super like hyped up, is he injecting steroids into his thumb? Super roided-out thumb? "I prefer thumb wrestling raw." *laugh*

  • Wut? All right let's see this puppy. Add to cart.

  • Boom! "Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena."

  • Well, this looks totally different- I like the black one better. See this would have been a solution if someone like,

  • was like, "I love Thumb Wrestling, but I hate touching people." There we go. That's that.

  • What?

  • I guess, ok, yeah i mean that kind of works, we're still holding hands though. (Bryan) I just got my fingertips and oh

  • (Matthias) Okay. All right, we're gonna have to find out who's the pro thumber dude.

  • *Ding ding ding*

  • *ehehehehoww.* Ow.

  • Oww, dude! Owww

  • (Bryan) Get her while he's weak! (Matthias) Dude your thumb is like a dinosaur.

  • (Bryan) *teekateekateeka*

  • *Teeka* (Matthias) Ahh dude! What's wrong with... (Bryan) Bro I was in a thumb wrestling league in college. (Matthias) I bet you were dude.

  • (Brian) You just laid down, you're like that (Matthias) I just do I was tapping out right there bro you can't wrestle me when I'm tapping out!

  • *wheeze&laugh* (Bryan) Wow your hands are sweaty!

  • (Matthias) Heheh yeah. Maybe might wanna wash them.

  • Deny it bro!

  • "Brooklyn Workshop Skatecycle Hubless Skateboard." 150 Bucks. You guys know

  • what that means. It's a like to buy- that means if we hit a hundred thousand likes that lets me know that you guys actually

  • want to see me injure myself on this teen toy. This is not for adults like me. Orinep.

  • And also dead inside.

  • This isn't a toy, this is a skateboard, this is like a... what is this? I mean you put your feet in it, like see this

  • teen here dude? He's so hip... with the kids...

  • Look how hip he is dude, with his saggy beanie, *laugh*

  • and his thick watch.

  • 100,000 Likes and I will be that person, for you guys.

  • (Bryan) You'll wear the

  • saggy beanie... (Matthias) If you get me a saggy beanie and a big watch and

  • yeah. I will be a thug skater dude. A Skatecycle Thug.

  • (Hip Matthias yo)

  • That's what I will be. Guys, do you want to see that?

  • 100,000 likes I'll do it for you, right up right right now dude, right now! Click it! Actually

  • don't click it if you don't want to see that. I actually want to know if you want to see it or not

  • oh

  • "Three Piece Fake Blood Pill Capsules Horror Funny Joking Halloween Party Prop." Horror,

  • Funny. Those two words like, they don't go together. Horror, horror!

  • but funny. *wheeze* "This will scare the crap out of you, it'll scare the laughs out of you man! Snake!"

  • "Joke Shock Pen."?

  • (Bryan) I don't know why they put that in there. (Matthias) What are these? *laugh* (Fuzzy Magic worms, obviously)

  • Why are these in there? Does that come with it? What?

  • (Bryan) Time to find out. (Matthias) Look at this person's face dude... blood just gushing out. Oh i've always hated these

  • dude I feel like gagging when I see someone, like bleed out of their mouth because of the pills. I'm like how does it taste?

  • Is it, it's just a

  • little capsule it's not like it all of a sudden makes fluid, so it means you have to drool down your own lip. Means you have

  • to be like *strange gurgling noises*

  • with your own saliva. Really hoping i'm getting whatever this thing is dude. What the hell is that. *laugh* Add to cart.

  • Noo! Where's my little fuzzy snake!

  • What Is this? (Bryan) That's your fuzzy snake?

  • "Gift."

  • *Dying*

  • Oh my gosh dude

  • *Still dying*

  • What the heck is this guys? This is the gift! I got a gift guys! Two little googly eyes, and I don't even know what those are!

  • (Bryan) Those are earrings. (Matthias) How strange!

  • Did you put this in here? (Bryan) Nope.

  • (Matthias) Did you put this in here?

  • That's Dave over there dude. Say, hi Dave. *Distant "hey guys."*

  • Just *laughs*

  • Didn't even pop out, just "Hey guys."

  • "I send you a gift in package. Hope you like it."

  • I like it dude! I like it. I think you're right, I think these are like, the cheapest earrings on the planet. See this like

  • little earring, it's like a little gel thing and you stick that in your ear. It's not even made right? This like fake little Rhinestone is like

  • glued onto a piece of plastic. The most janky

  • way you could make an earring in the history of mankind. I can't knock it too much it was a free gift!

  • Are you going to try this in your mouth? (Bryan says something inaudible)

  • You're not all the way. (Matthias) Cuz, cuz i'm afraid this is going to stain you. You're wearing a white shirt right now dude. Oh I don't even

  • want to watch you try it dude. All right.

  • Are you supposed to bite it? (Bryan) Fwerst pert capsule in your mouth, when bitten, streams of blood ooze from your mouth.

  • (Matthias) Watch out, this is a trigger warning.

  • (Bryan) Nothing's coming out. (Matthias) Eww. I'm done dude. I'm done. (Bryan) Yeah (Matthias) I'm done.

  • (Bryan) Bleh. (Matthias) I don't want to see that, dude! (Bryan) Nothing's even streaming out... (Matthias) Eww!

  • It's just a... oh! *Matthias coughing in background*

  • I have a... really heightened gag reflex. (Bryan) Yeah that tastes gross. (Matthias) The thing that got me was the fact that

  • I don't know what that stuff Is in your mouth, and I'm like, *gag*, get that out of your mouth!

  • It wasn't the fact that it was like, 'simulating' blood. (Bryan) Even with the free gift? (Matthias) Deny it. Even with the free googly eyes.

  • "Megaphone Bullhorn, with Siren"- That's must, that must have been what went off earlier in the video.

  • "Thirty watt Powerful and Lightweight!" She's in The Croove dude.

  • (Bryan) The croove? (Matthias) Yeah, not in the groove, but the croove, cuz that's I guess the name of the company.

  • Man she is

  • stoked to be using this! "I spent months yelling for kids to wake up, take out the trash, unload the dishes,

  • they would say they didn't hear me. This completely resolved the issue, and has made my children motivated when a task needs..." *pause.*

  • "When a task needs done." I need tasks done! *wheeze*

  • It go boom! *wheeze*

  • "This thing is great. It is extremely loud. The siren is cool, and the ole ole song is totally ridiculous! In a good way."

  • (Bryan) Oh-lay.

  • (Matthias) No-Oh-oh. I'm white. I'm not allowed to say the spanish way dude people say I'm

  • appropriating a language. "If you want to annoy your co-workers, buy this!" Add to cart.

  • Oh, "Portable Megaphone with siren."

  • *Loud siren* (Bryan) Oow! Geez! *Rip headphone users*

  • (Matthias) Bryan... that scared Bryan so hard right now dude!

  • Hey Bryan, what's the matter with you?

  • *siren*

  • (Bryan) I was ready for that one.

  • *Matthias takes in air, then plays siren instead.*

  • OLE, OLE OLE OLE! (Unknown)

  • (Matthias) At first it didn't even sound like music. Listen.

  • OLE, OLE OLE OLE!

  • What are they hitting trash cans? *laugh*

  • (Bryan) I'm watching you. *Matthias plays siren*

  • (Matthias) Gottem again dude. Heey!

  • (Bryan) That's loud. (Matthias) *quietly* Hey? I mean it's a megaphone. (Into megaphone) I'm sure you can find much better

  • megaphones. That don't have the Oh-lay song. I mean the Ole. (Bryan) That's pretty good for 15 bucks. (Matthias) That was only fifteen bucks?

  • Aah... I say buy it. For parents that are like,

  • "Get out of bed you degenerate!" You want to see me messing with people a lot more? Follow me on twitter. twitter.com/MATTHIASIAM!

  • (Bryan) Why not just at MatthiasIAm?

  • Cuz im tired

  • Oh-lay... oh-lay.... *siren*

  • (Bryan) Got em!

  • "Creepy Party Novelty Halloween Costume Party Latex Head Mask Cry, Face." Do you remember this

  • dude? J-Fred, anytime one of us is like,

  • "Oh that, this this isn't working out" or "This kind of sucks," J-Fred

  • will send a gift of someone doing this with that mask on.

  • (Bryan) Oh it's a mask? (Matthias) It's a mask. You thought that was a real person

  • Look, let me show you, i'll show you right now, this is the gif. It's so creepy dude! J-Fred always just sends this gif.

  • Oh, gosh. It's so creepy.

  • The smell of the mask? Oh it put it through the nose dude?

  • "The mask is creepy but it is really large and smells very strongly of chemicals. I've put

  • baby powder and baking soda in it in hopes of ridding some of the smell ." "This mask is awesome. I teased a co-worker with it,

  • and bought it because there's a great resemblance when he makes a certain face."

  • (Bryan) Ooh (Matthias) That's rough dude. "Hard to see through eyeholes."

  • I'm just going to leave that review there. Add to cart.

  • This looks even creepier in person!

  • Ooh! (Bryan) Ooh that is... *Matthias dry hacks into his shirt*

  • (Matthias) I'm not putting that on my head, oh my gosh dude! You're going to put that on your head? Smell it first!

  • *Creepy violin* *Bryan makes disturbing baby whine*

  • *Matthias dry hacks once again as Bryan yells about his eyes*

  • Man that thing stunk dude! Wow. Thats... a pass. Hard. Pass.

  • (Bryan) Aaah, don't look at it. Stop. Aaaahhh

  • (Bryan) From this side. (Matthias) From this side.

  • Are you sure? (Bryan) Yeah, it's not going to hurt you or anything. Yeah, I want you, I just want to see your reaction as you open it.

  • (Matthias) "New Innovative Korea Plastic Plunger. Press and rub firmly around the adhesive part."

  • "Flush the toilet. The pong to suil, push it with your hands strongly." (Bryan) So do you get what this is?

  • (Matthias) It's a plunger. (Bryan) Yeah, it's a hand plunger. (Matthias) I mean it says right there." (Bryan.) I know, you use your hands.

  • (Matthias) Why would you want to do this? What would be the purpose of this, as opposed to... (Bryan) Using a plunger?

  • (Matthias) Oh my gosh it's clear... it's clear so you can see it coming up. Ooh

  • Look guys, so once you like, oh it is super sticky. Once you like put it on the toilet and you just like go

  • then you can see the

  • Seems

  • like

  • Not getting great reviews. Seems like this person... is using it right here. Here's some actual pictures. And then they just push on it.

  • Just... *pushing noise*

  • How... bizarre. "Did you really

  • What? How is that an answer? "Wouldn't this force

  • "No, but this is dumb, it flooded my bathroom."

  • *Face of horror*

  • Guys

  • What you're about to witness, was too intense for the common person, so we're not going to show it to you,

  • we're just going to show you our reaction to a video of it actually...

  • being used.

  • *flushing* (Matthias) Oh, no. No it's overflowing!

  • They're just purposely clogging it! Oh, he's, he's like so close to the

  • *Noise* "Oh the sounds..."

  • They purposely threw so much stuff in there! Oh my gosh it's bubbling up! *explosion*

  • And then he's pushing it!

  • *cough*

  • Why?! Could you imagine if the adhesive didn't stay?!

  • *More water explosions*

  • (Bryan) Oh no! (Matthias) And then it went down... *noise of water going down bowl*

  • Did they have to prove it, with an actually

  • "Infectious-Disease Stress Ball: Bubonic Plague."

  • *clicks tounge.* Stop. It's called that because it looks like that. So this product is very

  • callously called 'The Bubonic Plague', because it resembles what, like your face or your body, would look like if you get the Bubonic Plague.

  • Super, super insensitive. I don't know how rampant the plague is now, I don't know

  • if it's a thing or I, I really don't know anything about, I just know what it looks like. That's super messed up, dude!

  • Someone's rating it well though, like 21% of People, was like,

  • "Yeah no I want a bubonic plague Stress ball. I like that."

  • "My daughter received this in the mail this afternoon. While squeezing the ball in a normal manner it broke and the insides began goozing ou-" *laughs*

  • (Bryan) Did you say goozing? (Matthias) Oh... go-

  • Oozing! Goozing *laughs* Goozing, goo oozing!

  • Goozing! "Broke within two days. Slimey goo all over the place." *laugh*

  • "Too messy." "It popped on me and the liquid came out. All I did was squeeze it."

  • That's weird dude. Add to cart.

  • (Bryan) There's your Plague. (Matthias) There's my plague dude. Here's what i'm going to do. I'm not going to take it out of this package, because i'm slightly concerned

  • that it's going to explode. It's in a package in a package. (Bryan) It's infected. (Matthias) Yeah maybe. This Is what it looks like here.

  • I'm, i'm going to do it in here. I'm not that

  • confident in this product. *squeeze* Oh my gosh, oh how bizzare dude!

  • Oh that is... really odd. You see that?

  • *Slushing noise*

  • Oh my gosh they're just popping up

  • all over the place bro. I have zero confidence in this product just because of those reviews,

  • so, i'm not going to say this is a cash it,

  • because of those reviews.

  • (Bryan) You're trying to pop it?

  • No but that's going to rip through the plastic. (Matthias) Oh dude

  • *laugh* Everyone around here's like, "Uh don't do it don't do it!"

  • Trash.

  • Before we look at these next couple of products, make sure you click that big ol'

  • subscribe button if it's red right now. If it's red that means you're not subscribed, and you're going to want to be getting these videos

  • On on a much regular basis, so click it so you don't miss it. Boom! (You wont regret it) Next item. This item,

  • This item, Bryan wants me to look at the item first.

  • Oh wut? It's like a...

  • It's like, literally like, a feather, it's as light as a feather.

  • Oh my gosh it's a fake iphone (its sherlock everyone) it's like so janky dude! Look, it's all like scratched up

  • when we first got it. *presses button* Wut?!

  • No dude... it's a laser pointer dude. Oh, and there's a light too! Wha-

  • Like, actually- ow! Whoah! Shoot, son!

  • You got me dude.

  • You got me bro, you a funny haha...

  • It shocked me. (Bryan) I tested it out, the shock isn't that bad. (Matthias) No, the shock isn't that bad,

  • it's just scary, it just scares you dude because you're like,

  • you're thinking like, theres like some broken transistor in here and it's like, releasing all the energy to you.

  • Wow, okay, so it's literally a shocking phone. So, were these supposed to shock me too? (Bryan) No. (Matthias) I'm just afraid to touch them now again

  • (Bryan) Watch. I feel it.

  • (Matthias) It just shocked, it just scared me... (Bryan) Yeah it's a

  • tingly feeling. Yeah, if I didn't know,

  • that would have scared me too. (Matthias) "Cooplay Fake Shocking Silver Model IPhone 6s

  • Model Mobile Joke Party Funny Patterns Toy Gadget Electric Tricky Brains Prank Veigar Fool's Day

  • Gift Gag for Halloween

  • *inhale, exhale*

  • That's not even like, what an IPhone looks like at all. Like,

  • this kind of resembles that kind of phone, this gold down here... oh you know

  • what that gold is? That's the connector so it actually shocks you. Because if this isn't here,

  • then you're not going to actually get shocked

  • by just this one ring. Clever. So what, you just keep this on your body, and then

  • someone's like, "Can I see your phone?" You just have to wait for someone to ask for your phone? Be like hey,

  • check this thing out, why's your screen off? Like, how do you do...

  • how do you... (Bryan) No no, so you like

  • leave it on your desk, right? And let's say, "Hey Matt, can you check the time, real quick, on my phone?"

  • You know how people always do... (Matthias) Why, why can't you check the time? (Bryan) "Oh, hey i'm over here Matt can you like

  • please check the time?"

  • (Matthias) "Hey look at my phone real quick did I get a notification

  • or

  • or they go like this. Or you could just be like, dude bro, look at this fake IPhone that I found. It works! And then just...

  • Yeah

  • Not bad though, not bad. I'd say this is a buy it.

  • For, for six dollars and fifty cents. To even just have a fake phone so you could just like, fool people

  • into like you're smashing it or something. "I hate this phone!" and just like destroy it and everyone's just like, "Wow that guy's rich!"

  • "Emergency Clown Nose." *laugh*

  • "One size fits most." Not this nose. This nose is already a clown nose bro. *Roasted* What are you trying to say to me dude? "Made

  • by performing actors." I don't even know what that even means dude... four and a half stars dude! This got a good rating bro! Woow!

  • "Really, everyone needs one. No, two of these. One for the office, one for home. Comes in handy for all kinds of occasions."

  • Like what kind of occasion? "Gave this to a tall friend that just bought a

  • little Fiat electric car. He knew what it meant, and I loved it." *wheeze*

  • "This is quite possibly the best purchase I have ever made. I had a boss who absolutely hated clowns, so naturally,

  • we always printed out pictures of clowns from IT and other horrifying images and made sure to always tape

  • one to his monitor in the morning." You're a jerk. He's scared of clowns bro, and you're just like forcing it on him?

  • I'm disappointed in you dude. You must be dead inside. Add to cart.

  • Wow ten dollars? Wow!

  • (Bryan) The IPhone was cheaper. (Matthias) Yeah the IPhone was cheaper than this... clown nose dude. "Emergency Clown Nose."

  • "Dosage: Apply as needed, external use only. Not to be taken seriously. Common sense! Keep clean and dry."

  • Oh geez

  • "Caution: Use may impair wearers ability to remain serious. If symptoms develop, continue use. Never leave home without one." Okay.

  • Let's, let's see if that's true, if I have one of those symptoms.

  • *squeaky*

  • I feel dead Inside. *squeaky squeaky*

  • I think i'm pretty serious right now dude. This thing stinks dude it smells like acetone. It smells so bad.

  • (Bryan) It smells like latex bro! (Matthias) It smells so bad dude. And this is supposed to go really, like directly on your nose. Oh.

  • (Bryan) Why you rubbing it hlom hlom...

  • (Matthias) Oh it's just, oh it's just right there dude. Oh.

  • No, no no no no no (-Shia LaBeouf)

  • See that thumbnail right there? That thumbnail is laser tag for your head.

  • No joke. *wheeze* Noo joke. Laser tag for your head. You just... you just gotta click it to

  • to find out what i'm talking about here because, it's not great. Click it, and i'll see you over there. (just do it.) High-five.

Oh, oh, *coughs* you're going to put on it your head? Smell it first!

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