- I think this is going to be dumb.

- I'm so excited.

- Very annoying not being able to just pee standing up

because I like efficiency.

- I've wanted this my whole life.

- If my boyfriend had to live one day with a vagina

where he had to sit down, he wouldn't go anywhere.

- I sort of pee standing up

because you're in a squat position

because you don't want to touch the toilet,

but I don't need a workout when I'm peeing.

- How many times have I been on a road trip

where a guy friend has like pissed in a bottle,

we have to hold it.

- Pee standing up.

Next thing you know, Lady President.

- Oh, and this is the dick.

- Where does my vagina go?

- Really marketing because this says

stand up and take control,

which is something I'll say to myself from now on

when I stand up and pee in the shower.

- This is very like malleable.

That's strange.

- I don't want a dick,

I can tell this right now.

I don't want this.

(laughing)

- I'm going to pee with my fake dick now.

- This is going to change my life I bet.

- Hold on, I have to take everything off.

- It's just not as instinctual as you think.

Oh my pee hole is right here.

I just don't know where the pee hole is really.

- Guys, I can't pee.

- Heyyyyyy.

You guys I'm doing it.

- I'm gonna get it started.

- Okay, I'm not as dehydrated as I thought I was.

- This is so gross and unnecessary.

- Oh, that's how.

- I'm just going to flush, so.

- This was f***ing great.

It really was.

- I'm disappointed in myself that I f***ed

it up so bad in the beginning,

but once I got it going, I was very happy.

- I hated it.

- I also feel like there needed to be

like an instructions manual.

- I don't feel like a man.

- I'm still confused as to why guys say

they don't need toilet paper when they pee.

There's still a little dribble

that I had to like deal with around here.

In no way would I have been comfortable

just like tucking this back into my pants.

- I couldn't pee at first

because you're so Pavlovianly used to sitting

when you pee.

Like when I sit, that is pee time.

So I had to sit for a second and then stand up and pee.

- I kind of missed sitting down.

I feel like there's this kind of peace that you have

when you're sitting down and peeing.

- Oh, I also realized I'm a little less

like upset with guys when they pee on the toilet seat

because I realized it is actually kind of a difficult thing.

- The pee went everywhere.

- I'm all about this.

I think it's just fantastic.

- Standing next to people,

I feel like it would be a little weird.

- We just wouldn't be able to pee.

- I could pee in a urinal, no problem.

- Why do boys do this?

- Yeah, it's hard because I feel like I have to pee,

but I can't get it all out because I'm being stared at.

- I feel like there's a sense of community though right now.

- You think about girls getting to become

better friends in the bathroom,

but I think it's boys.

- They totally check each other out.

- They have to.

I'm so tempted right now.

- Stop it.

- I'm not looking, I'm just tempted.

- Becky, don't look at me.

- But I peed on myself first.

Like life, first you pee on yourself

and then you figure it out.