to start looking at pantheons.

Pantheons are families of gods, and those families are complicated.

Really complicated.

A whole tangle of grandparents and parents and uncles and aunts and nieces and nephews

and a couple of children of mortal women who were raped and a pretty staggering amount

of violence and incest to just round everything off.

They have amazing feasts, but honestly, can you imagine Thanksgiving with these people?

I mean Thoth, you had a mistress and a wife and you somehow gave birth to yourself.

How is that not awkward?

INTRO

The pantheons we are going to examine are

families of deities from cultures that are usually considered polytheistic, meaning that

they worshipped more than one god.

In most mythological traditions, the gods are seen as immortal, and according to David

Leeming, “they are personified projections of the human mythmaker’s dreams of overcoming

the inevitable effects of the physical laws that require death and disintegration.”

Yeah.

We went dark pretty quick.

In creation stories and other myths, gods represent the creative force that brings and

sustains life.

In many myths, gods are “personifications of aspects of nature and of human nature – the

sun, the winds, impatience, love.”

Pantheons, David Leeming argues, help us to explain how and why the world we know came

into being, and can tell us a lot about a culture.

Leeming writes: “All pantheons are ontological and teleological;

that is they are metaphors for the human attempt to make sense of existence itself and to assign

ultimate cause.

To “read” a pantheon is to read a culture’s sense of itself and of the nature of the cosmos.”

But can pantheons explain the naked mole rat?

Let’s find out together.

If you thought that I was going to start with the Greeks, ha!

Gotcha!

High five Thoth.

But we’re not starting with Egypt either.

Sorry.

We’re going to start with one of the oldest pantheons we have records for, the family

of Gods from ancient Sumer in Mesopotamia.

Sumer’s pantheon represents the most important natural forces in the lives of Ancient Mesopotamians,

and there are a lot of deities here, so strap in.

Try to pay attention to everyone’s responsibilities, and note what kinds of things don’t have

gods.

All right.

Here we go.

The first pair of deities are the earth goddess, Ki, and the sky god, called An.

An mates with Ki, AND Nammu, goddess of primal waters.

An and Nammu’s children are Enki, the trickster god, and his sister, Ningikuga the goddess

of the reeds.

An and Ki, the more significant duo, begat Ninlil, the air goddess, and Enlil the air

god.

Ninlil and Enlil give birth to Nanna, the Moon God.

Enki and his sister Ningikuga create Ningal, the Moon Goddess.

Ningal and Nanna then have three children.

Utu, the sun god, Inanna, the “Great Goddess of Heaven and Earth”, and Ereshkigal, the

Queen of the Underworld.

Ereshkigal’s “husband” is Gugalanna, the Bull of Heaven.

And Inanna marries the Shepherd Dumuzi.

Dumuzi, it turns out, was the son of Enki, the trickster god, and his consort, the sheep

goddess Sirtur.

It may be worth nothing that yes: a sheep goddess DID give birth to a shepherd.

So that is the basic pantheon of Sumer, but what does all this tell us about Mesopotamia?

First it suggests that, at least in terms of their myths, natural phenomena--like the

earth and sky--take precedence over human actions and emotions--like love.

I mean, only two of the original Mesopotamian gods, Enki the trickster and Inanna, also

the goddess of love, are described as ruling over aspects of human nature.

And the sheep?

Well, we tend to think agriculture when we talk about the Fertile Crescent, but the fact

that their pantheon features Sheep and a Bull rather than a harvest deity might recall an

earlier life as herders.

Or perhaps the Bull is symbolic not only of masculinity but also of farming.

This is the fun part of pantheons specifically and mythology generally; you can read them

in many ways.

No, Thoth that’s not a joke about hieroglyphics.

But, it does get us to our next, significantly more complex family of gods, the Egyptian

pantheon.

Right off the bat I’m going to say that the Egyptian pantheon is even more confusing

than your average confusing pantheon.

But surprise, surprise, it’s also just as incestuous.

First off: There is no standard version of the Egyptian pantheon.

the myth changes depending upon who is writing it.

And where.

And when.

For example, in the story of Isis and Osiris, our most complete source isn’t even Egyptian,

it’s the Greek biographer Plutarch, who wrote in the first and second centuries CE,

well after Egypt had become Hellenized, and then Romanized.

In his version of the Isis and Osiris myths, he gives Egyptian gods Greek names.

For example, he refers to Thoth as Hermes, he does still give you credit for inventing

darts, though, so.

There are also different versions of the pantheon depending on where you are in Egypt.

For the most part we’ll be sticking with the group of gods worshipped at the city of

Heliopolis and headed by Atum or Ra, but we’ll give a nod to the fact that in Thebes the

pantheon was led by Amun.

And we can’t forget the attempted monotheism of Akhenaton.

That was classic.

But just to make this even trickier, a lot of the Egyptian sources we have for myths

are fragmentary and spread out over thousands of years.

So, for simplicity, we’re going to settle on the Nine-God pantheon that forms the core

of Egyptian religious belief, and it … doesn’t include Thoth.

Sorry, buddy.

Anyway, the Ennead, or Nine Gods, was in place in Heliopolis by 2700 BCE and is the one found

in the Pyramid Texts, which might be the oldest surviving set of religious texts in the world.

At the top of this pantheon is Atum, aka Re aka Ra, aka Khepri aka Amun or sometimes Amun-Ra,

depending on where in Egypt you are.

This is why we’re simplifying!

Atum is the great eye of the heavens and of creation.

He was the spitter in our Egyptian creation story.

So Atum’s creative cough creates Shu, the life spirit, and Tefnut, the world order or

cosmos.

This brother and sister pair mate, and give birth to Geb and Nut.

Geb is the spirit of life and Nut is an Egyptian Great Mother goddess.

The two are separated by their father, Shu, and Geb becomes Earth while Nut becomes the

sky and the stars, which is a neat reversal of the whole earth mother sky father thing.

Like their parents, brother and sister Geb and Nut become the mother and father of the

rest of the gods in this pantheon.

Their children, Osiris and Isis are probably the best known Egyptian gods, other than hawk-headed

Ra.

Osiris, god of the underworld and grain, kind of like a Demeter/Hades combo, was probably

the most popular of the Egyptian gods-because who doesn’t like food and death?

He dies and is revived, which happens more than you’d expect, in myth.

Actually, maybe just as much as you’d expect in myth.

Isis is a goddess of the earth and the moon, and is married to Osiris.

The mystery cult of Isis was popular well beyond Egypt, into Roman times.

And if you’re not sure what a mystery cult, guess what, that’s the point.

The second son and third child from the Geb-Nut pairing is Seth.

Seth is a god of evil and darkness and is the nemesis of Isis and Osiris.

He is married to his sister, Nephthys, a goddess of death and dusk, because you know, if you’re

going to be married for all eternity, it’s nice to share interests.

And the final piece of this puzzle is young Horus, not to be confused with old Horus,

or the guy from WarHammer.

He was conceived miraculously by Isis and Osiris after the latter’s death, and he

has aspects of a sun god.

He’s a light that defeats Seth’s darkness.

Most important though, Horus, who is often depicted with the head of a falcon (not a

hawk, not an ibis) is the spiritual force behind the pharaohs.

I know you’re wondering when we’re going to talk about Anubis, Bastet, and Sekhmet,

but remember, for the sake of comparative simplicity, we’re sticking by this nine-god

pantheon.

So what conclusions can we draw from the basic pantheon?

There are multiple versions of sun gods and with Ra representing both the sun and creation,

and Horus representing both the sun and kingship, we can infer that the sun was important to

the Egyptians, probably as much for its eternal cycle of death and rebirth as for its providing

life-giving energy.

Ancient Egyptian culture is commonly said to focus on death, and that’s not wrong,

although death to the Egyptians probably didn’t hold the same terror that it does for many

in the modern world.

I think the most distinct example of this necro-centric ideal is the pyramids, and the

mummified corpses and jars full of organs found within them, but also this week’s

featured myth, the story of Isis and Osiris.

Take it away, Thoughtbubble.

Osiris was much beloved by the people of Egypt; he showed them how to cultivate grain, gave

them laws, and taught them to honor the gods.

His brother, Seth, was envious, but wouldn’t try anything while Osiris was away teaching

civilization to the world.

But when Osiris returned, Seth and seventy-two accomplices had a plan.

A plan involving...furniture.

They had secretly measured Osiris’s body and built a beautiful chest to his exact dimensions.

At a party celebrating Osiris’s return, Seth suggested that whoever fit in the chest

would receive it as a gift.

Osiris gave it a shot, and when he lay down in the box, the conspirators nailed it shut

and sealed it with lead.

They threw it in the river and, it floated out to sea.

Isis, Osiris’s wife, went looking for her husband, and found the chest near the

land of Byblos, where a great tree had grown up around it, encasing the coffin in its trunk.

She cut away the wood around the coffin and lay upon it, wailing with such grief and power

that the king’s younger sons died of fear.

Isis soon left the chest to visit Horus, and Seth found the coffin while boar hunting.

He cut up Osiris’s body into 14 pieces, and scattered them far and wide.

Isis, discovering what Seth had done, set out to search for the pieces.

She found thirteen of them, but not what Izanami might have described as “his excess.”

She buried the pieces where she found them, which is why there are so many graves for

Osiris in Egypt.

Seth couldn’t find the true grave of Osiris, and Osiris would be worshipped throughout

Egypt.

Win/Win.

Except for, the fact that he was dead.

Or WAS HE?

Thanks, Thoughtbubble.

This is one version of the story, but in another version, upon finding the body of Osiris,

Isis and her sister Nephthys wept such a loud lamentation that Ra the sun god took pity

on them and sent down Jackal-headed Anubis to help Isis and Nephthys.

The two sisters, with the help of Anubis, Thoth and Horus pieced Osiris back together

and wrapped him in linen bandages and performed the funeral rites.

Isis flapped her wings over the body and Osiris revived.

From then on he became the king of the dead, ruling in the underworld.

So this myth illustrates some central facets

of Egyptian culture.

One is the idea of Osiris as king and god, much like the pharaohs.

Another is the role of mummification in Egyptian life., Or death., or well, actually: both.

The binding of Osiris and his revival is a promise to Egyptians of eternal life.

According to David Leeming, Egyptians, “believed that every man would live eternal in the other

world if only his surviving friends did for his body what the gods had done for the body

of Osiris; … as Osiris died and rose again from the dead, so all men hoped to rise like

him…”

This myth also suggests that in Egypt, the pantheon is somewhat fluid, with gods performing

numerous roles.

Osiris goes from being the father of civilization to the ruler of the underworld, a role that

in later Egyptian mythology will be taken over by Anubis, while Seth is the source of

evil and trouble, the jealous younger brother always trying -- and sometimes succeeding

– to take the place of his older brother.

We have a tendency to view pantheons as explanations of natural phenomena that correspond between

particular gods and particular aspects of nature, like the sun’s rising and setting.

But often the gods resist falling into such restrictive roles.

And as myths like Isis and Osiris show, it’s the particular stories that matter to people,

as much as if not more than who is the goddess of what and why.