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  • (Stitch Voice) "Ohana" means "Family".

  • (Regular Voice) Aw Stitch, that's very sweet.

  • (Stitch Voice) "Family" means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

  • (Regular voice) Yes it does.

  • (Stitch Voice) "Family" needs 50 bucks.

  • (Regular voice) Ehhh ok, get out.

  • What is up everybody!

  • Ok, I am very interested to see how this video shall turn out.

  • Number one: Because I am very excited about what we are about to do.

  • Number two: Because I have no idea what this video WILL look like...

  • ...until I edit it...

  • ...which is both scary and new!

  • As many of you know, there are a lot of vlogs you can check out online...

  • ... featuring "Storytimes", people telling you stories of their lives.

  • Coincidentally, I am often referred to as "The Storytime Guy"...

  • ... because of my "Narrating People's Lives" series!

  • So, I always feel obliged to get in on this!

  • In this video, I shall be presenting you with THREE Storytimes.

  • However, I won't be the only one telling the story.

  • I shall be getting help from all of YOU!

  • Earlier I asked you all to send in Twitter videos of you saying random nouns...

  • ...verbs, proper nouns, adjectives, and many other things...

  • ...and I shall use them to fill in the pre-written stories I have...

  • ...which have quite a few blanks in them!

  • Sort of like a... Storytime Madlibs game!

  • Will they make sense?

  • Who knows! But, it should definitely be interesting, so... (Laughs)

  • Let's do this!

  • First, let's start with a fairly common genre of storytelling vlog you might find on YouTube:

  • Describing a paranormal experience!

  • Paranormal STORYTIME!

  • Did I ever tell you guys about the one time, I ended up--

  • Twerking

  • --with a--

  • dog??

  • Yeah... it was completely--

  • B E A UTIFUL.

  • It happened one day, when I stumbled upon a--

  • Pizza Hut.

  • I was feelin' just a little--

  • naughty

  • --and I thought it might be interesting to--

  • crawl

  • --for a little while and see what might happen!

  • I fortunately had with me this--

  • avocado

  • --which I heard could be used for paranormal communication.

  • You take it, and you do the following motion...

  • And then you say...

  • MY LEG!!!! (Laughs)

  • I did so, although I must admit, I did it kind of--

  • swimmingly.

  • Suddenly, I heard a very... quiet...

  • BAM!

  • I'm not gonna lie. That made me just a little--

  • messy.

  • This was followed by a sudden and abrupt--

  • bloop.

  • I couldn't believe it. But then... I promise you guys...

  • There it was... a--

  • DOG!

  • I saw it open its gigantic maw, and I HEARD it say to me...

  • "Butts."

  • So now, I'm--

  • glistening

  • -- right? Who wouldn't be??

  • This is the sort of thing that happens to--

  • Dan Howell

  • -- but not me! So naturally, I reacted with a hearty--

  • YEET!

  • I just had to--

  • boogie

  • -- out of there. And I did.

  • If there is one thing I can tell you I learned from this whole experience, it's this...

  • It would have gone better without the anxiety!

  • Ok, that was fun! I kinda wanna branch away from YouTube storytelling for a sec...

  • ... and return to more classic storytelling.

  • Let's keep the dark setting, and get a little literary.

  • Classic STORYTIME!

  • The year was 1887. The place...

  • Uranus, or... "ur anus" *wheeze*

  • A scientist toiled down in his lab for hours on end.

  • What was his name? Why it was--

  • (Sung) Alexander Hamilton!

  • "What could he be devising?" Some villagers wondered.

  • "What EVILS lurk within his lab??" Others thought.

  • "I SMELL LIKE BEEF!"

  • Said one villager, who most others tended to avoid.

  • None of them could have imagined the truth, for you see...

  • The doctor was attempting to take a dead--

  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE

  • -- and bring it back to LIFE.

  • And on this particularly--

  • whack

  • --night, all of their hard work was about to pay off.

  • During one trial, a bolt of--

  • chicken nuggets

  • --STRUCK the lab with a great and LOUD--

  • (Drum Solo)

  • The doctor, at first, was--

  • dry

  • --but then, saw the eyes of his--

  • attractive

  • monster opened.

  • It rose from its slate and was a sight to behold.

  • It had two big--

  • kittens

  • --and a long--

  • appendix

  • --sticking out from its back.

  • It was also holding a--

  • baby

  • --in one hand. The doctor immediately wondered why he had given it that.

  • But the scariest thing about it... was its enormous--

  • social anxiety!

  • It stood--

  • dramatically

  • in the room, let out a very confused--

  • Chicka PLOW!

  • -- and then saw the doctor.

  • It began--

  • yodeling

  • --over to him.

  • The doctor was not--

  • totally tubular.

  • When the monster was right up close to them, it leaned down...

  • ...pointed a finger at them...

  • ... and from the very core of its being, it said...

  • "My right BUTT HURTS!"

  • The doctor immediately reacted by flawlessly pulling off this maneuver!

  • Crack, snackle, pop!

  • The monster, stunned, exclaimed...

  • "I don't know where I'm going in life."

  • And fell backwards with a great--

  • WALLOP!

  • It then--

  • danced

  • away.

  • The doctor, changed by all of this, sat down at their desk, pulled out their notebook, and simply wrote:

  • "Frickity frick, poop on a stick."

  • "Someone..."

  • "...is going to die..."

  • Nice! Ok, I think we have time for one more!

  • Another big staple of YouTube is the DRAMA...

  • ... and I've never really taken part in a lot of it...

  • ... so maybe now, this is my chance!

  • Smacktalk STORYTIME!

  • You all are not gonna BELIEVE the story I'm about to tell you.

  • First of all, you know me, right? I'm an incredibly--

  • Thicc... but, like, with TWO Cs

  • --guy. I don't try to--

  • (Sung) SING

  • --with other people, and I don't like to--

  • dabble

  • --in other people's--

  • gelatin.

  • Well, lemme tell you, I just had a--

  • MURDER

  • --fight with---

  • HARRY POTTER!

  • It started when I was at--

  • FFFFFFARMER'S MARKET

  • --just hangin' out, doin' my thing, chillin' with my friend.

  • We were just doin' what we do best:

  • crying.

  • Then, all of a sudden, you-know-who shows up, just freakin'--

  • smiling

  • --like it's no big deal!

  • I'm tellin' you, they looked like this!

  • My friend and I were completely chill... completely--

  • mysterious.

  • THEY see us... and--

  • flutter

  • -- on over.

  • My friend, the ever-so-calm one, simply waved and said...

  • "I shipped Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton before anybody els--"

  • A little random, I know, but WERE THEY WRONG??

  • This other LOVELY individual looks at the both of us and says...

  • "You two are a couple of--

  • -- banana peels."

  • I said, "Excuse me??" And they said, "You heard me, you-

  • mailman.

  • Sittin' there, lookin' all--

  • juicyyyy."

  • (Laughs)

  • You guys... I was--

  • (High pitched screeching)

  • I could NOT believe it. My friend, once again, spoke up, and said:

  • "By all known laws of aviation there's no way that--"

  • I told them I should probably handle the talking from here on out.

  • I then said, "LISTEN, you--"

  • Flibbidy jibbet!

  • --I don't really appreciate that--

  • fierce

  • --talk around here, and maybe, you should get out of my-

  • Broadway.

  • Then they said, "I don't really care HOW you feel..."

  • "...In fact, I don't give a--

  • POTATO."

  • That's when it was ON!

  • I jumped up and started with a...

  • (WHOOSH)

  • And they reacted by delivering a swift...

  • (SNAP) Owww!

  • My friend even joined in with a little...

  • (Dead silence)

  • In the end, we had to--

  • BOOP

  • them until their face turned--

  • Dodie Yellow

  • --and they decided to--

  • frolic

  • --away.

  • My friend turned to me happily, and I'll never forget what they told me that day:

  • "I'M GAY!"

  • Ok done!! I have no idea what stories I just related to you...

  • ... but I hope they were entertaining! (Laughs)

  • This is super fun! If you haven't done this kind of game at home...

  • ...I suggest trying it out, because it is always good for a laugh! (Laughs)

  • And thank you ALL who submitted Twitter videos and helped to tell stories with me today!

  • All the links to the original videos can be found in the description below...

  • ...and I hoped you enjoyed today's shenanigans!

  • If you're interested in my previous videos, click over here.

  • And if you're interested in becoming Featured Fander, click over here!

  • That's it, and until next time--

  • WILDCATS! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

  • --wait, no, that's not right.

  • Oh yeah!! Take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals! PEACE OUT!

(Stitch Voice) "Ohana" means "Family".

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