Ｏh, hi America.

What's with the decorations?

It's Canada Day.

We're having a little get-together.

Ca-na-da Day?

Yeah... ummm,

kinda like July 4th for you guys.

Yeah, but we do July 4th

because we got lots of stuff to celebrate!

We got eagles... and freedom...

and KFC.

What do YOU have to celebrate?

Did you just say

what do WE have to celebrate?

Yeah, I...

Universal Healthcare.

So, if you break your leg

you can still afford a snack while you wait in the ER.

The Metric System,

but to be fair,

EVERYBODY ELSE has that except you.

Maternity Leave,

because we think if a woman carries around another human

for nine months,

she might need some time off.

Poutine,

french fries, gravy, cheese curds.

If angels owned food trucks,

they'd make poutine.

Bagged Milk.

It's more environmentally friendly,

plus it feels like your holding a cold wet baby.

So you...

And beer.

Actual beer.

Not yellow water.

Beer,

and LOTS of it.

Buttertarts.

If you put sex and gold into a blender?

You'd get a buttertart.

Of course... hockey.

We did it first.

We still do it best.

But American teams win the Stanley Cup.

AMERICAN TEAMS.

CANADIAN PLAYERS.

Oh... and to your KFC point?

Colonel Sanders LIVED in Canada.

So we made it even better by pronouncing it...

K'ehFC.

It's true.

He lived in Canada from 1965 to 1980.

Yeah, that is weird,

but, it's true.

But you know what we don't have?

What?

Pennies,

'cause they're stupid pocket weights.

Y'all do have some stuff to celebrate, I guess.

Yeah.

Sorry.